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CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #124

Also with the quickness.

Scores are here

Code:

MissInformation        52

Rich Wong        49

Steve W        49

Al Skierkiewicz        42

Boiler        41

EddieMcD        39

Wayne Doenges        37

Koko Ed        36

Mocat1530        34

T. Hoffman        34

Jane        32

Lukevanoort        32

Jay H 237        31

Hiteak        27

Skimoose        27

InfernoX14        26

Cody C        25

KathieK        25

Cuog        24

GaryV1188        24

Andrew Blair        23

Andy Baker        23

Dave Scheck        23

Greg Needel        22

KenWittlief        21

Dlavery        20

EricS-Team180        20

Rich Kressly        20

Goober!!!        17

Jgjedi10        17

Joe Matt        17

KelliV        17

Kyle A        16

Michelle Celio        16

Dorienne        15

“Big Mike”        15

Arefin Bari        14

Nehalita        12

Rohith Surampudi        11

Dylan        10

Artdutra04        9

Lil' Lavery        9

Schnabel        9

Thegathering        8

Alex Cormier        7

anna~marie        7

Dhoizner        6

Elgin Clock        6

Ewankoff        5

Tytus Gerrish        5

Conor Ryan        4

KarenH        4

Killerofkiller        4

Raymaniac        4

Rick Tyler        4

1derboy        3

Bcahn836        3

Tkwetzel        3

Astronouth7303        2

Budda648        2

Calhounian        2

Danielle H        2

Freddy Schurr        2

Graduns340        2

Icurtis        2

Imajie        2

Jessica Boucher        2

LordTalps        2

Matt Krass        2

Mercury Rising        2

Adam Richards        1

AtalanteStar25        1

Brandon Martus        1

Daisy        1

huff_dragon        1

Miketwalker        1

Ogre        1

Team1591        1

tony.dalia.195        1

Worldbringer        1

Xzvrw2        1

taylort        1

Beth Sweet        1

And the picture:

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/roboti.../p1200379.html

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight EST, unless you're lucky.

Go!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #124

"OMG I GOT CAKE IN MY EYE!"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #124

*shoveling in ice cream*
"Ahh! I just can't get over my ice cream addiction... NO! Don't look at me! I don't want anyone to see me this way."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #124

THE LADYBUGS ARE STEALING OUR ICE CREAM!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #124

Shortly after this incident Epsilon Delta, in an effort to aid Dave Lavery's public image, decided to forgo introducing him to things such as a 'barber' and hire an expert in another ancient art, known as pickjitsu, also referred to as nose-fu.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #124

Girl in Pink, thinking..."why is she doing that? It wasn't ME! She thinks it was ME! Doesn't she know, the first one who smelled it, dealt it???"

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I hate, hate, hate spitting spiders.
They think they are so cool. First it ate the oreos and ice cream til it got all gooey, then it opened its mouth and showed me, then it spit it at me.

geesh - this must be a boy spider. ewwww.

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Omnipresent Unreal Tournament Announcer: "HEADSHOT!"

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Spider, " Excused me Missy, I believe they accidentally gave you my dish.

That’s my special, vanilla ice cream with chocolate covered beetles and ant lavas."

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Girl: "Take my ice cream! I can't possibly stand up to a stink beetle! Just take it before I pass ou..."

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Girl Thinking "Just turn away and its batteries will die...eventually."

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Luckily, the girl was sitting in an iBot and was able to use its oft-forgotten bugswatter feature.

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Team 116 Epsilon Delta soon realized much to their chagrin that trying to spread the word of first using an acid spewing robot was not the best idea they ever had...

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Girl: MR.LAVERY HASNT TOLD ME THE GAME, I SWEAR!

RobotSpider: LIES, TELL ME NOW!

Girl: I SWEAR,

RobotSpider: you watch, if you thought snakes on a plane is scary, wait until its SPIDERS ON A BUS, GET TO SCHOOL LIKE THAT! TELL ME NOW! I KNOW YOU KNOW!

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I thought Oreos were supposed to prevent 'head freeze'! I guess I will just have to keep trying, maybe Windmill cookies?!?

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I don't care what you say. A stink bug is not a pet to be allowed at the table.

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Dear God Mr. Lavery. We were just joking when we asked what was under the kilt!! (reference)

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #124

I was just kidding when I said guys have cooties - but I guess it's true!

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Girl in Pink: I told you not to stick that Oreo up your nose! :ahh:

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Megan, the youngest of the Lavery clan, proved to be the wisest as well... by covering her face whenever she saw my camera she avoided the dreaded photoshoppage of Laverys.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #124

MMMMMMMMMMMMM ICE CREAM!!!! :D :D :D

"seconds later"

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH BRAIN FREEZE!!! :ahh:

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Girl in Pink: "How many times have the mentors told us to wear our safety glasses whenever we are around the robots?"
Girl in Green: "I didn't think they meant small robots in the cafeteria. This bot threw a spring into my eye."
Girl in Pink: "Here endeth the lesson."

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AHHHHHHH It's an Acid spitting super robot spider attacking my cake!!!

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But they promised me I could be a hand model. I got a manicure and everything. Take the photo of my hands! The hands!

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"This little girl has learned a lesson about calling spiders 'insects' that she will never forget."

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never, never, NEVER! play "got your nose" with a bug that big! :eek:

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Girl in pink (thinking)-This is what she gets for trying to hold her breath longer than a large mechanical spider...

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I didn't think bugs in the programming were real and could attack people.

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Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet...

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ill give this game a try:

It must be true that things admire their own smell, because after the robot spider did his business in the bowl, he admires the invisible wall that scares off the girl. :)

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #124

See? I'm not a total slacker. ;)

First place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wayne Doenges

Second place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave Scheck

Dear God Mr. Lavery. We were just joking when we asked what was under the kilt!! (reference)

Honorable mentions go to...

1) InfernoX14
2) lukevanoort
3) KathieK
4) Cody C
5) Hiteak
6) EricS-Team180
7) MissInformation
8) Rohith Surampudi
9) Jane
10) Cuog
11) Rich Wong
12) Koko Ed
13) mocat1530

And the burn award...

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddieMcD

"This little girl has learned a lesson about calling spiders 'insects' that she will never forget."

Which means the scores are...

Code:

Name        Total

MissInformation        54

Rich Wong        51

Steve W        50

Wayne Doenges        47

Al Skierkiewicz        43

Boiler        42

EddieMcD        42

Koko Ed        38

Mocat1530        36

Jane        34

Lukevanoort        34

T. Hoffman        34

Jay H 237        31

Hiteak        29

InfernoX14        28

Skimoose        28

Cody C        27

KathieK        27

Cuog        26

Dave Scheck        25

GaryV1188        25

Andrew Blair        23

Andy Baker        23

EricS-Team180        22

Greg Needel        22

KenWittlief        21

Dlavery        20

Rich Kressly        20

Goober!!!        18

Jgjedi10        17

Joe Matt        17

KelliV        17

Kyle A        16

Michelle Celio        16

Dorienne        15

“Big Mike”        15

Arefin Bari        14

Rohith Surampudi        13

Nehalita        12

Dylan        10

Schnabel        10

Artdutra04        9

Lil' Lavery        9

Thegathering        9

Alex Cormier        7

anna~marie        7

Dhoizner        6

Elgin Clock        6

Ewankoff        5

Killerofkiller        5

Tytus Gerrish        5

Conor Ryan        4

KarenH        4

Raymaniac        4

Rick Tyler        4

1derboy        3

Bcahn836        3

Tkwetzel        3

Astronouth7303        2

Budda648        2

Calhounian        2

Danielle H        2

Freddy Schurr        2

Graduns340        2

Icurtis        2

Imajie        2

Jessica Boucher        2

LordTalps        2

Matt Krass        2

Mercury Rising        2

Ogre        2

taylort        2

Adam Richards        1

AtalanteStar25        1

Beth Sweet        1

Brandon Martus        1

Daisy        1

huff_dragon        1

Miketwalker        1

Team1591        1

tony.dalia.195        1

Worldbringer        1

Xzvrw2        1

EricRobodox        1

BlondeNerd        1

Onward!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #124

Quote:

Originally Posted by Billfred

Second place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave Scheck
Dear God Mr. Lavery. We were just joking when we asked what was under the kilt!! (reference)

Since the young lady in question is my 11-year-old daughter, this one is just a little too weird for me.