CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #127
 

I promise to be neutral on this one. :p

Here's the scores:

And the picture:

http://www.invisiblerobot.com/roboti.../p1100869.html

If anyone even hints at puke-bots, I'm calling these guys back in.

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight EST, unless you're lucky or I'm slack.

Go!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #127
 

[singing] There he goes, there he goes again, eating dough nuts, and I just sit and watch[/singing]

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #127
 

Despite his promises to be neutral, no one believed billfred would be able to stop himself from rewarding those who made fun of Dave. Again.

And thus those who best made fun of Dave triumphed in the Caption Contest. Again

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #127
 

[Animal documentary]"And here we have the Lavery enjoying his favorite between meal snack, look how happy he is"[/Animal documentary]

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #127
 

Haha, I just want to laugh! /not an entry

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #127
 

"You see that sickly look on Dave's face? Some idiot (most likely a New England resident) snuck a Dunkin' Donut into his box of Krispy Kremes."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #127
 

At a summer festival, Dave came up with no less than 116 donut tasting critiques:
- nope, not this one
- nope, not this one
mmm, oh - nope, not this one
bring me more!
nope, not this one...

and so it went throughout the day until the donut makers were out of sugar, out of fillings...out of patience, when finally, Dave was satisfied and said,
Juuuust riiiiight - now bring me more!

at which point the local donut makers who were inexperienced with dlavery's bottomless donut appetite, called in the KK professionals, closed down their booth, and went home vowing never, ever, ever to make donuts if even a hint of Dave Lavery showed up.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #127
 

Okay. I triued the Dunkin Donut. Yes I hate it. Now gimmie my hundred dollars and point me to the nearest bathroom. I have to purge this poison from my body.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #127
 

"Dave ate the first doughnut and said 'This one is too hot'
Dave ate the second doughnut and said 'This one is too cold'
Dave ate the Krispy Kreme doughnut and said 'This one is just right...'"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #127
 

Dave: You know, I bet this would be much better fried in butter.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #127
 

Dave grimaced as he realized the doughnut was in fact a Dunkin Doughnut, and it had be inside team 40's closet along with some packets of light creme, and it would probably taste better if it hadn't been there since the ship date...

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #127
 

Dave suddenly noticed that he dropped some jelly on his favorite shirt and right before he had to give a speech to a lot of people and the bad thing is its covering the NASA logo!!!:D :D :D

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #127
 

We at NASA do not run on theories. We experiment to make sure that everything meets specifications. Always looking for better products Dave does the bite and tip test. Unfortunately this one was a bit too runny and the outside a bit too sticky. Like a true scientist Dave continues his experiments.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #127
 

ya know i took a bite out of this donut and now those creepy kids on CD are going to think its a hint... or that nerdy Billfred is going to caption contest me again...... sometimes i wish i were a nobody like Koko Ed or that crazy canadian Steve W

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #127
 

Andy Baker thought it would be fun to impersonate Dave . So he donned his Lavery mask and NASA t-shirt and went to the Dunkin Donut booth. KK stock prices plunged 35 points that day.