Chief Delphi - CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #128

Alright, I can't procrastinate too long on this one, what with getting to bed before Santa comes through and all.

First place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Andy Baker

Who are our alliance partners and why aren't they out here yet? Do you know anyone on teams 23 and 64? Where are their pits?

Ugh... we could be in trouble.

Second place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by iCurtis

Girl: Why does it say Andy Baker under the teams column?!? How did Hatch manage a software bug so big it replaces a team number with a character string?!?! :rolleyes:

As for the honorable mentions...eh, I'm feeling generous. Twos for everybody!

And the burn award...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich Wong

At the North Pole the FIRST Elves are working really hard to fill all good FIRST leader’s Holiday requests:

Elf Dude: Dean Kamen- 52 pairs of stone washed blue jeans and 52 pairs of denim shirts; hold the starch. The same items as last year.
Gal Elf: Checked. No problem- he was good all year!

Elf Dude: Andy Baker-25,000 lbs of 1/8” aluminum angles and rods, 4,000 CIM motors, 40,000 feet of high traction rubber, and 30,000 molded plastic disk for omni-wheels.
Gal Elf: Checked. No problem- he was good all year!

Elf Dude: Dave Lavery- A “Krispy Kreme Donut of the Week” weekly box with the following items, Original Glazed, Maple Iced, Glazed Cinnamon, Glazed Cruller, Glazed Blueberry Cake, Glazed Sour Cream, Glazed Devil’s Food Cake, Chocolate Iced Glazed, Chocolate Iced Cruller, Chocolate Iced Glazed with Sprinkles, Chocolate Iced custard Filled, Cinnamon Apple Filled, Glazed Crème Filled Powdered Strawberry Filled, Glazed Raspberry filled.
NO Glazed Lemon Filled; he does not like lemon.

Gal Elf: Hmmmm….. I don’t know… he did drop that satellite on Bill.
We’ll have to ask Santa about this order.

Which means the scores are:

Code:

Name    Total

Rich Wong    68

Wayne Doenges    60

MissInformation    59

Steve W    58

Boiler    53

Jane    50

EddieMcD    49

Al Skierkiewicz    48

Koko Ed    45

Mocat1530    45

Lukevanoort    42

Andy Baker    35

Hiteak    35

GaryV1188    34

Skimoose    34

T. Hoffman    34

InfernoX14    33

Jay H 237    33

KathieK    33

Cuog    32

Cody C    31

Dave Scheck    29

Dlavery    27

EricS-Team180    26

Andrew Blair    25

Goober!!!    23

Greg Needel    23

Rich Kressly    22

KelliV    21

KenWittlief    21

Michelle Celio    19

“Big Mike”    18

Gary Dillard    17

Jgjedi10    17

Joe Matt    17

Arefin Bari    16

Kyle A    16

Dorienne    15

Schnabel    14

Rohith Surampudi    13

Nehalita    12

Artdutra04    11

Thegathering    11

Dylan    10

Icurtis    10

Lil' Lavery    9

Raymaniac    9

Elgin Clock    8

Alex Cormier    7

anna~marie    7

BlondeNerd    6

Dhoizner    6

EricH    6

efoote868    5

Ewankoff    5

Imajie    5

Killerofkiller    5

taylort    5

Tytus Gerrish    5

Conor Ryan    4

KarenH    4

Rick Tyler    4

1derboy    3

Bcahn836    3

Danielle H    3

EricRobodox    3

Eric W. Jones    3

Tkwetzel    3

Astronouth7303    2

Budda648    2

Calhounian    2

Freddy Schurr    2

Graduns340    2

Jessica Boucher    2

LordTalps    2

Matt Krass    2

Mercury Rising    2

Ogre    2

robotcanuck1676    2

Adam Richards    1

Alex Burman    1

AndyB    1

AtalanteStar25    1

Beth Sweet    1

Brandon Martus    1

Daisy    1

huff_dragon    1

Miketwalker    1

Team1591    1

tony.dalia.195    1

Worldbringer    1

Xzvrw2    1

Onward!