CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #129
 

Posted before 5:00 (somewhere).

Here's the scores:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/26063

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight Eastern, unless you're feeling lucky.

Go!

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Guy in red: AARRG! You stole the award form me!
Art: Hehehehe, he doesn't know what will happen during the real season. This is just a warmup.

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Guy in the red shirt laughing:HAHAHA, his fly is down HAHAHA!!!:D :D :D

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And this year's best 'stache award goes to...

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What a piece of work...
- Art- work that is.

<congratulations Art>

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Everybody: "Yeah, Art! Way to go!"
Art: "It feels good to have a date with the hottest girl in school this weekend... pinch me... I'm dreaming"

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Art: "Hello, my name is Art, and I'm an addict. My drugs of choice are circuit relays and IF controllers. I don't think I can stop."
Everyone: "Hi, Art."

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Ya gotta have Art!

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Art *thinking to himself* 'Now that I have the Volunteer of the Year award I will go for the VEX chairman next. After I get that, I can take Dean Kamens job. When I have that, I will run for President of the U.S. After that, the world. It's all coming together. Muhahaha.'

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Art: *puts on fake smile, thinking to himself: Oh, God, get me out of here...*

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Art, thinking: OK, she gets the spotlight and gets to announce all these awards and here we are stuck back here working like dogs, picking everything up and breaking down the fields, and... grumble
Kathie: "...he may be third but he's number one to us, the 2006 Outstanding Volunteer of the Year, Art Dutra III!"
Art: huh? Did she just call my name? Did I just win something???

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An older and wiser Borat received his Outstanding Volunteer Award at the ConnVEX ,” Jagshemash!
I am so happy!
After 10 years of living in America, I have finally won an award worthy of bring back to Kazakhstan.
FIRST is very big in my motherland.”
;)

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Announcer: And the laziest volunteer.. I mean outstanding volunteer award goes to.... ART DUTRA III!!!!!
Guy in red: That was cheap! How could he get a volunteer award for sitting!
Art: Man!!!! That was easy. All I had to do was sit this year and now I got an award for it!


I am sooo evil!:yikes: :)

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My Entry: Alright Jon, which one of you Kentfields put that Whoopee Cushion on my chair. :yikes:

<Not an Entry> Well I think it's almost a bigger honor to end up in Billfred's Caption Contest considering the esteemed group of FIRSTers that I've joined. Um, how come I didn't get any donuts? <Not an Entry>

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Darn, they did it to me again! I am going to have to move out of Conneticut, maybe somewhere in the Midwest where no one will recognize me!

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The fella in the red shirt just figured out that "skimoose" can be rearranged to spell "so eskimo" and "I so smoke"; "Art Dutra," while very close to being a palindrome, can be anagrammed into "da rat rut." Obviously he thinks this is funnier than it actually is, but hey, it's been a long day.

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<not an entry>"Da rat rut from Da Cutt" - Hey, Art, I think you have a new nickname!<not an entry>

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Art (thinking): This would be so much more gratifying if my mom hadn't been the one to give me the award.

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Unbeknownst to the crowd, Art's evil twin Artud, gleefully receives the award, while Art sits - bound in duct tape and zip ties - in a nearby janitor's closet...:D

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Art- "I couldn't have done it without my Sandisk Cruzer."

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Art gets an ovation for his perfect example of a student in the pits and their explanation of why they are protecting their hat instead of their eyes.

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Everyone: "Hava nagila, hava nagila, Hava nagila venis'mecha"

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<not an entry>
Just curious, do the scores ever reset. Do they reset every year, every X number of contests, or do they just continue on forever?
</not an entry>

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(obviously not an entry)
The scores reset after a year, which historically happens in mid-July. It reset after contest #52, then #104. Next is #156.

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Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now. What a bad time to recieve an award cause I gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now. Just keep smiling and I'll make it through...

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The comedy duo of Cheech Marin and Tommy Chong long since split up, Art Dutra III and John "The Thing" V-Neun decide to try to recreate their success with a series of stand up routines, albums, and movies based on the weird and rather hazardous FRC culture. Here we see Art after inhaling far too much "magic smoke" trying to escape Marshall Dave "Destructinator" Lavery in the TV spot for their upcoming film "Soldering Fumes"

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<obviously not an entry>

A combination of work and personal things has forced me to invoke the Billfred Is Working Way Too Much Rule. I'll judge this one (and post #130) tomorrow.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #129
 

Alright, it's still Monday. ;)

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) lukevanoort
2) mocat1530
3) efoote868
4) EricS-Team180
5) skimoose
6) Jane
7) Rich Wong
8) Al Skierkiewicz
9) Wayne Doenges

And the burn award...

Which means the scores are...

Onward!