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CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #130
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Rich Wong 70http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/20639 As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight EST, unless you're lucky or I'm slow (or both). Go! |
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #130
Guys at the controls: Alright 30 points to the team that caps the volunteer!!!:D :D :D
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #130
Guy: So this joystick drives the left motor?
Girl: Right. Guy: Oh, so this joystick drives the left motor? Girl: No, the right. Guy: So, right is right? Girl: Right. Guy: And left is right? Girl: No, left. Guy: Wait, right is left? Girl: No, right. Guy: But right is right and left is right... Girl: No, left. Guy: Right is left? Girl: No, I just told you... |
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #130
Guy at controls: What's wrong?
Girl at controls: Gah, I got something in my eye. Volunteer: I think she winked at me! |
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #130
Little did the MC know that team 945 sent an assassin after him, after a blatant mispronunciation of their name....
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #130
Male Spammer: "Watch this" *turns on controller and flips switch marked 'Take Control'*
Volunteer: *stops* Male Spammer: *moves joystick to the right and volunteer turns right and starts walking. Volunteer: "What's going on, I can't stop myself!" Male Spammer: *moves stick back and volunteer starts walking backwards* Female Spammer: "That's cool. Let me try." *moves stick in a circular motion* Volunteer: *starts walking in circles* Male Spammer: "Oh oh, here comes Dave." *turns 'Take Control' switch off* Volunteer: *starts walking on his own* "That was weird" |
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #130
Mr. Boudreau, grinning as he crosses the field:
SPAM the competition field FIRST - sometimes, life doesn't get any better than this. *keeps on grinning* |
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Guy in tinted safety glasses: Watch me "cap" the guy in the cap!
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #130
the MC: And the third robot comes onto the field! An amazing job by team...wait a minute...Oh yeah, team CREW! Building an android in six weeks is an amazing feat! Not only that, they gave it artificial intelligence!
SPAM robot: Yeah, and I could beat him without programming aboard. |
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #130
If you look at the diamond plate in front of the middle driver's station, you can see the number 5, some blue rings, a stoplight, a banana, a tube made of PVC, and what appears to be some sort of fish.
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #130
Guy at controls: "What does THIS button do??"
Girl: "STOP IT! You've already sent three volunteers to the hospital with your crazy button pushing!" Volunteer: thinking - *Run Away!* |
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WarrenB: Meheheheh! Eric tells me that Josh has the "Cap Dillard" auto mode installed....now all I have to do is to is to get him to stand over by the Auto Loader while I pretend to be the attendant...hmmm
"Hey Gary!...yeah over here...I have some questions about the wiring!" "...ummmm mind standing a bit closer to the rail?" :D |
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #130
"Woo-hoo! Volunteering to be the first person capped by a tetra practically guarantees me the Volunteer of the Year Award!" He gloated, little knowing he would also be the first person to have to have a tetra surgically removed...
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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #130
Hey, don't tell anybody but our auto mode can find First logos, any where, on any medium, any size, any color, no matter the lighting. It is especially good at finding the logo on volunteer shirts!
Really?!? what can you do with that kind of function? Well, all kinds of stuff but we are sworn to only use it for good. Tetra/volunteer contact is not using it for good. But it works really well, wanna see? |
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Warren B: “Hey Dave, nice flowery shirt you have on!
*Pause* Strange, all of a sudden I have a craving for a Hawaiian SPAM sandwich with Nacho chips.” |
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