CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #131
 

Happy day after Kickoff!

Here's the scores:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/22616

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight EDT, unless you're lucky.

Go!

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Happy day before Ship!

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It was the day before ship, and all through the shop, not a student was stirring, not even a drop. Ashley was sleeping, and so were the rest...

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Proof that FIRST is having too many speeches at the kickoff.

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As she asked "what is that smell?" Ashley apprently forgot exactly where her posterior had been no more than five minutes before....

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Two seconds Prior:
Hey Ashley, does this smell like Chloroform to you?

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No Jimmy, I'm afraid she's dead. That's what happens if you don't wear your safety goggles, even when they're on top of your head.

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Ashley's Dream

Winken, Blinken, and Nod
- had a wooden shoe

- I - have a chair

Winken, Blinken, and Nod
- sailed into a sea of dew

- I - drink Dew

Winken, Blinken, and Nod
- wished to fish for the herring fish

- pffffft, in your dreams, not mine.

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Student: Is that a bear?
Other student: No, just Ashley.

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This is what happens when you have a continuous 4-day kickoff countdown party.

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Guy in background: "Must keep hand on mouse..."

Ashley's dream: "For some reaons I feel like someone is about to need safety glasses..."

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Person at computer, " Ashley, Ashley, you got to read post # 807 of “2007 Official FRC Game Hint/ email Blast” thread. This stuff is just wild!"

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Ashley in dreams: I hope this never gets put on the begining video of kickoff.

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Off-camera Bystander #1: So this year it's a water game?
Off-camera Bystander #2: No, that's just a puddle of Ashleydrool.

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Knowing that there shall be many sleepless nights, Ashley decides it would be in her best interest to get some extra sleep in while things are going smoothly.

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Ashley is dreaming about that 2008's game piece will be "Big Fuzzy Dice"!!!:D :D :D

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Ashley dreaming: *I hope I never get into an embarrasing position in which Billfred uses the resulting picture for his Caption Contest*

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As Ashley tries to emulate her hero, Thomas Edison, by sleeping at her workstation, her dreams take a weird turn.
"How can I use carbonized cotton thread on the robot? And why does my cheek feel wet?"

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Ok Billy...see the glasses are her on/off switch. Just slide them down on her nose and she sits up and starts typing again!

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Ashley, immediately after the unveiling of THE RACK, falls over, unconscious. It was just too extreme. :eek:

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So it was seen by Bilfred and so it was Caption Contested

<notentry>That is now a verb by the way</notentry>

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"See, this is what happens when kids waste brain power on an irrelevant question like 'What the hell is Paris Hilton doing right now?'."

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Thanks to ArtDutra04 for this timeless wisdom from last season....



Ashley is obviously deficient in the Dew category! :p

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Shortly after Ashley walked into the programming "hut" she understood why there was a "Warning: 1337 h@x0rz 0|\|1'/ " sign outside. As she found out, while programming, most feel no need for personal hygiene, and all the CO2 bubbles from those cases of Mountain Dew have to go somewhere... Oh well, at least she found somewhere soft to land.

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And this is a picture of the Ashley species... we don't know much about this species except that it tends to hibernate as winter approaches. And then, suddenly, in early January the species springs to life in a flurry of activity which lasts through April. A strange animal indeed.

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"Poppies....poppies...." And as the programming was not complete, not even the newly built tin-man robot was able to break the spell cast by the Wicked Witch who was determined to take Ashley down and claim the Ruby Safety Glasses.

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ASSOCIATED PRESS, ATLANTA. Student and robotics engineer Ashley was stunned into collapse by a safety device she built herself just moments after she removed her safety glasses near her robot. Her team mentor said, "Ashley built a device that was supposed to give her a mild shock every time she approached a robot without safety glasses, but I guess she has some more testing to do." Ashley only said, "Not wearning my glasses properly was dumb, but I guess I got a little carried away. Some people would just have lawyers enforce safety rules, but I followed Dave Lavery's suggestion to find an engineering solution." Ashley if fine now, even if she does cause fluorescent bulbs to glow.

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Time flies when you're having fun working on CAD models.

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

1) Rick TYler
2) mocat1530
3) Daniel Brim
4) Koko Ed
5) skimoose
6) BlondeNerd
7) EricS-Team180
8) Al Skierkiewicz
9) Rich Wong
10) Mister_Juggles
11) KathieK
12) InfernoX14

And the burn award...
She who smelt it...

Which means the scores are: