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Robby O 10-08-2001 21:19

Movie Of the Year!!!
 
Ladies and gentlemen, forget Batman and Robin, forget Spiderman or The X-Men, this year's newest superhero team is:

Afro-Man and Denim Guy!

Posing as mild-mannered Dean Kamen and Woodie Flowers, these two brains make Bruce Wayne seem as smart as String-Cheese! Watch as thier "FIRSTalarm" sounds, alerting them to the dumbing down of America! Sliding down a secret passage-way in Deans hose, takes them to thier lab and transforms the Duo into Afro-Man and Denim Guy! After Chief Delphi informs them of thier mission to stop yet another evil plot from the SSSS - the Stone Swatting Stick Swingers, feel the VRRRRROOOOOM!!! of thier IT-Mobile revving up in thier totally secret lab!

They arrive at the scene of the crime, and it seems that the SSSS are trying to construct yet another sports hall of fame - for CURLING! Those creatins! Afro-Man goes to work quickly, instantly creating an amazing presentation, with his time-warping powers, that even the SSSS can understand, while Denim Guy covertly, in his battle-mode iBot, modifies the structure into a Chemists hall of fame.

Although most of the SSSS are dazzled by the colors in Afro-Man's powerpoint, an older gaurd and an SSSS intern catch Denim Guy in the act! As they waddle thier way towards him, Denim Guy expertly maneuvers around them, but the semi-quick thinking of the intern blocks Denim Guy's path, pushing him into some railing! The shoving match between Denim Guy's iBot and the SSSS intern has almost enough torque to burn out a gyro.

Things seem almost doomed for Denim Guy and Afro-Man as there are only 4 slides to go, and the crowd of SSSS are getting unruly as they are anxious for the unveiling of thier new hall of fame. Just then, Denim Guy remembers the 10-second rule and reminds the intern. But OH NO!!! The older gaurd reminds Denim Guy that this is an off-season even, NO HOLDS BARRED!!!

Are Afro-Man and Denim Guy doomed!?! See the exciting conclusion and multi-kajillion dollar special effects when this movie comes to a theatre near you!

Carolyn Duncan 10-08-2001 21:25

When is the sneak preview? I want tix. This I gotta see! Have you taken creative writing classes or do you just have a lot of free time on your hands? That's really funny.

EddieMcD 11-08-2001 11:53

He's violating the 10-second rule?! EVIL!

Carolyn Duncan 11-08-2001 12:50

Ten seccond rule? I fear I'm lost.

EddieMcD 11-08-2001 17:44

10-second rule is the rule that limits pinning other robots for more than 10 seconds.

Lng_02 11-08-2001 21:40

aaahhhh!
 
Oh no! Whatever will they all do???:eek:

EddieMcD 12-08-2001 18:31

Probably hire an attorney to sue the evil robots.

Actually, that doesn't sound like a bad idea.

David Kelly 12-08-2001 21:07

Quote:

Originally posted by EddieMcD
Probably hire an attorney to sue the evil robots.

Actually, that doesn't sound like a bad idea.


sue evil robots like who? i don't know what you're getting at.

Carolyn Duncan 14-08-2001 22:41

I love saying this and now I get to post it. File a tort! hehehe He doesn't have to be getting at anything. Burry them under paperwork and they won't be able to keep track of you. Easy getaway.

EddieMcD 15-08-2001 15:42

Exactly.

Jeff Waegelin 15-08-2001 21:33

Re: Movie Of the Year!!!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Robby O
They arrive at the scene of the crime, and it seems that the SSSS are trying to construct yet another sports hall of fame - for CURLING!
Yay! Curling! Back in March, at West Michigan and Great Lakes Regionals, our team became somewhat known for our wonderful curling skills. (Don't ask.......)

Jeff Waegelin
Team #201
The Visteon FEDS


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