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Billfred 22-01-2007 08:54
CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #133
 
...and only twelve hours late!

Here's the scores:

Code:
Name    Total
Rich Wong    75
EddieMcD    73
Boiler    66
Wayne Doenges    66
MissInformation    63
Steve W    61
JaneYoung    60
Al Skierkiewicz    54
Mocat1530    51
Lukevanoort    50
Koko Ed    49
Skimoose    44
EricS-Team180    42
KathieK    42
GaryV1188    40
InfernoX14    38
Hiteak    36
Andy Baker    35
Cody Carey    34
Cuog    34
T. Hoffman    34
Jay H 237    33
Dlavery    30
Dave Scheck    29
Goober!!!    26
Andrew Blair    25
Greg Needel    23
Rich Kressly    22
KelliV    21
KenWittlief    21
Michelle Celio    20
Joe Matt    19
“Big Mike”    18
Gary Dillard    17
Jgjedi10    17
Arefin Bari    16
Dorienne    16
Kyle A    16
Schnabel    16
Rohith Surampudi    13
EricH    12
Icurtis    12
Nehalita    12
Artdutra04    11
Raymaniac    11
Thegathering    11
BlondeNerd    10
Dylan    10
efoote868    9
Lil' Lavery    9
Dhoizner    8
Elgin Clock    8
Alex Cormier    7
anna~marie    7
Rick Tyler    6
Ewankoff    5
Imajie    5
Killerofkiller    5
Mister_Juggles    5
taylort    5
Tytus Gerrish    5
Conor Ryan    4
KarenH    4
1derboy    3
Bcahn836    3
Danielle H    3
EricRobodox    3
Eric W. Jones    3
Tkwetzel    3
Alex Burman    2
Astronouth7303    2
Budda648    2
Calhounian    2
Daniel Brim    2
Eric W. Jones    2
Freddy Schurr    2
Graduns340    2
JBotAlan    2
Jessica Boucher    2
LordTalps    2
Matt Krass    2
Mercury Rising    2
Ogre    2
robotcanuck1676    2
trilogism    2
Adam Richards    1
AndyB    1
AtalanteStar25    1
Beth Sweet    1
Brandon Martus    1
Daisy    1
Djalamose    1
huff_dragon    1
Miketwalker    1
Team1591    1
tony.dalia.195    1
Worldbringer    1
Xzvrw2    1
And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/25316

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight, unless you like tempting fate (or think I'm going to be slack).

Go!

Al Skierkiewicz 22-01-2007 09:41
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #133
 
You put these four minds together and storm clouds will be a brewing!

JaneYoung 22-01-2007 10:02
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #133
 
What's the big deal, everything in Texas is big.

Now the real deal - that's a whole nuther thing -

Right here, right now, we got us a real deal.
AndyMark and Innovation First

Downright cool, this is.
Well, no - it's hot, hotter'n blazes in Texas. Yup but that's a real deal, too.

Why I remember back in the day...hold on there, that's a nuther caption -
carry on boys, carry on. YeeHaw.

Taylor 22-01-2007 10:27
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #133
 
Strange - I don't remember seeing a picture of Bill Gates at Apple headquarters, or Ray Croc at Burger King headquarters, or Rupert Murdoch at NBC headquarters, or . . . .

Cynette 22-01-2007 10:49
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #133
 
Business Etiquette Lesson # 133: Dressing for Success

When visiting another company, you should always select a dress code one level higher than the hosts. In this example photo, the men of AndyMark are dressed in business casual, while their hosts are dressed in, well... casual-casual. Good Job AndyMark!

Wayne Doenges 22-01-2007 11:08
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #133
 
Andy: "Hi, I'm Andy. I'm a Scorpion. I like walks in the park, Pine Coladas and pigs."
Mark: "Hi, I'm Mark. I'm a Gemini. I like thunderstorms, insects and Shakespear."
Tony: Hi I'm Tony. I'm a Virgo. I like champagne, cavier and fast cars."
Bob: "Hi I'm Bob. I have know idea why I'm here."

GaryVoshol 22-01-2007 11:22
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #133
 
The IFI development team gets help to work on "squint-vision". If successful, the technology will be mated with the CMU cam to limit false readings from fluorescent lights.

Joe Matt 22-01-2007 12:16
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #133
 
It's the I Team! Mark Koors as Col. John "Hannibal" Smith, Tony as Lt. Templeton "Faceman" Peck, Bob as Capt. H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock, and Andy as Sgt. Bosco Albert "B.A." Baracus!

Ian Curtis 22-01-2007 12:17
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #133
 
Announcement:

We all know that in 2012, AndyMark and IFI merged to create the business group IAM. Recently this highly succesful company was purchased by JVN L.L.C, another competitive robotics supplier, and henceforth will be known as IAMJVN L.L.C.

Dan Petrovic 22-01-2007 16:02
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #133
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by iCurtis (Post 562512)
Announcement:

We all know that in 2012, AndyMark and IFI merged to create the business group IAM. Recently this highly succesful company was purchased by JVN L.L.C, another competitive robotics supplier, and henceforth will be known as IAMJVN L.L.C.
Haha
Hard to compete with that, but I'll give it a go.

<thisistherealentry,folks> If everything is bigger in Texas, why is it that the men from up north are taller than those from Texas? </thisistherealentry,folks>

EricH 22-01-2007 16:55
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #133
 
Andy, Mark, Tony, and Bob faced Einstein, Newton, Curie, Galileo, Archimedes, and Da Vinci in a contest of brainpower. After all the dust settled, Andy, Mark, Tony, and Bob were the names of the divisions at the FIRST Championship, and all the others were back in the history books as people with good ideas and lousy technology.

Jack K. 22-01-2007 17:27
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #133
 
Man, from this picture you can tell the two guys from the cooler climate, the extreme heat hasn't affected their height yet!!

Mister_Juggles 22-01-2007 19:44
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #133
 
Four men. One dream. Three and a half heads of hair- Wait! That sign has a crosshair on it! It's gonna blow up! OMG!! AAHHH!!!

Andrew Blair 22-01-2007 19:59
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #133
 


<sigh> I'm gonna pull a pathetic one...</sigh>

(To distressed middle aged woman who can't get her stupid GPS unit to take her out of Texas and mistakingly called Best Buy)

- Well, we're here baby, what were your other two wishes?

trilogism 22-01-2007 21:07
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #133
 
Andy: I can't believe how hot it is down here in Texas!
Bob: It's a dry heat.
Mark: So is an oven!!

Goober!!! 22-01-2007 21:23
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #133
 
After this picture was taking Andy and Mark told IFI that they are going to be making First Electrical stuff now!!!:D :D :D

Not an entry(im a mech. guy not electrical guy)Not an entry

skimoose 23-01-2007 18:59
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #133
 


Members of the FIRST Tribal Nation prepare to enter the sweat lodge (in background) where an ancient ceremony will bestow visions of the 2008 KOP on the participants. :p

Cuog 23-01-2007 22:19
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #133
 
Somewhere in a top secret facility....

Crap who put that sign in the picture!

efoote868 23-01-2007 23:11
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #133
 
And shortly thereafter the world exploded from such awesomeness.

MattD1Drift 24-01-2007 22:11
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #133
 
"We are.....THE A-TEAM!"

EricS-Team180 25-01-2007 15:12
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #133
 
...mostly harmless :p

raymaniac 26-01-2007 17:17
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #133
 
Contrary to popular beleif, there are actually 4 stooges.

Danielle H 26-01-2007 20:47
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #133
 
Andy: "I still think that we should be posing for Mount Rushmore.... we've done a lot more for this country than a bunch of dead guys ever did..."
Mark: *giving Andy an odd look* "How did you even GRADUATE college? Let alone get ANYWHERE in life...?"

Cody Carey 26-01-2007 21:36
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #133
 
IFI Gatekeeper: Stop. Who would enter the HQ of Graciously professional Death must answer me these questions three, ere the inside he see.
Sir Tony: Ask me the questions, IFI Gatekeeper. I am not afraid.
IFI Gatekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Tony: My name is Sir Tony of Camelot.
IFI Gatekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Tony: To seek the Holy Breaker Panel.
IFI Gatekeeper: What... is your favorite color?
Sir Tony: Blue.
IFI Gatekeeper: Go on. Off you go.
Sir Tony: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
Sir Bob: That's easy.
IFI Gatekeeper: Stop. Who would enter the HQ of Graciously professional Death must answer me these questions three, ere the inside he see.
Sir Bob: Ask me the questions, IFI Gatekeeper. I'm not afraid.
IFI Gatekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Bob: Sir Bob of Camelot.
IFI Gatekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Bob: To seek the Holy Breaker Panel.
IFI Gatekeeper: What... is the capital of Assyria?
[pause]
Sir Bob: I don't know that.
[he is given a yellow flag]
Sir Bob: Auuuuuuuugh.
IFI Gatekeeper: Stop. What... is your name?
Mark: Sir Mark of Camelot.
IFI Gatekeeper: What... is your quest?
Mark: I seek the Panel.
IFI Gatekeeper: What... is your favorite color?
Mark: Blue. No, yel...
[he is also given a yellow flag]
Mark: auuuuuuuugh.
IFI Gatekeeper: Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name?
King Andy: It is 'Andy', King of the Britons.
IFI Gatekeeper: What... is your quest?
King Andy: To seek the Holy Breaker Panel.
IFI Gatekeeper: What... is the Weight capacity of an AndyMark Traction Wheel?
King Andy: What do you mean? A 5" wheel, or a 4" wheel?
IFI Gatekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that.
[he explodes]
IFI Gatekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh.
Photographer: How do know so much about wheels?
King Andy: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

Rich Wong 26-01-2007 22:33
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #133
 
Buzzzz…..
Mark: how much longer? … It is hot in the sun!
Bzzzzz…..
Tony: it is really hot out here why don’t we take a picture inside?
Bzzzzz….
Bob: Is your camera’s time working?
Bzzzzz…
Mark: Are you sure it’s a 15 second timer?
Bzzzzz…..
Andy: Yes it is 15 seconds only! Mark remain me to talk with Dave, a 15 second autonomous period is long enough.
Buzzzz.......*Click.*

EddieMcD 28-01-2007 13:02
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #133
 
"Do you realize what these four people could do if they ever got ahold of an astrophysics book? They could turn the planets into plants. Gravity into gravy. Uranus into- OH MY GOD! We have to stop them!"

lukevanoort 28-01-2007 13:26
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #133
 
From the TV spot for Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance 2, "Master of the Tournament Liu Beatty and Emporer of Engineers Shao Khanmen were brutally overthrown by the alliance formed of four outlaw engineers, and their evil, bald, overlord, whose name is only known in acronym form. Fight to advance the plot of the outlaws, or on the side of Justice as Johnny Neun, Sonya Morrison, Dave "Thunder God" Lavery, and many others. Only one side will be victorious, it is up to you to decide."

Billfred 28-01-2007 21:18
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #133
 
...and posted on a Sunday!

First place goes to:

Quote:
Originally Posted by iCurtis
Announcement:

We all know that in 2012, AndyMark and IFI merged to create the business group IAM. Recently this highly succesful company was purchased by JVN L.L.C, another competitive robotics supplier, and henceforth will be known as IAMJVN L.L.C.
Second place goes to:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Cody Carey
IFI Gatekeeper: Stop. Who would enter the HQ of Graciously professional Death must answer me these questions three, ere the inside he see.
Sir Tony: Ask me the questions, IFI Gatekeeper. I am not afraid.
IFI Gatekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Tony: My name is Sir Tony of Camelot.
IFI Gatekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Tony: To seek the Holy Breaker Panel.
IFI Gatekeeper: What... is your favorite color?
Sir Tony: Blue.
IFI Gatekeeper: Go on. Off you go.
Sir Tony: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
Sir Bob: That's easy.
IFI Gatekeeper: Stop. Who would enter the HQ of Graciously professional Death must answer me these questions three, ere the inside he see.
Sir Bob: Ask me the questions, IFI Gatekeeper. I'm not afraid.
IFI Gatekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Bob: Sir Bob of Camelot.
IFI Gatekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Bob: To seek the Holy Breaker Panel.
IFI Gatekeeper: What... is the capital of Assyria?
[pause]
Sir Bob: I don't know that.
[he is given a yellow flag]
Sir Bob: Auuuuuuuugh.
IFI Gatekeeper: Stop. What... is your name?
Mark: Sir Mark of Camelot.
IFI Gatekeeper: What... is your quest?
Mark: I seek the Panel.
IFI Gatekeeper: What... is your favorite color?
Mark: Blue. No, yel...
[he is also given a yellow flag]
Mark: auuuuuuuugh.
IFI Gatekeeper: Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name?
King Andy: It is 'Andy', King of the Britons.
IFI Gatekeeper: What... is your quest?
King Andy: To seek the Holy Breaker Panel.
IFI Gatekeeper: What... is the Weight capacity of an AndyMark Traction Wheel?
King Andy: What do you mean? A 5" wheel, or a 4" wheel?
IFI Gatekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that.
[he explodes]
IFI Gatekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh.
Photographer: How do know so much about wheels?
King Andy: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
Honorable mentions go to...

1) EddieMcD
2) mocat1530
3) trilogism
4) Cuog
5) Rich Wong
6) GaryV1188
7) EricH
8) Andrew Blair
9) efoote868
10) skimoose
11) Wayne Doenges

And the burn award...

Quote:
Originally Posted by raymaniac
Contrary to popular beleif, there are actually 4 stooges.
Which means the scores are...
Code:
Rich Wong    77
EddieMcD    75
Wayne Doenges    68
Boiler    67
MissInformation    63
JaneYoung    61
Steve W    61
Al Skierkiewicz    55
Mocat1530    53
Lukevanoort    51
Koko Ed    49
Skimoose    46
EricS-Team180    43
GaryV1188    42
KathieK    42
Cody Carey    39
InfernoX14    39
Cuog    36
Hiteak    36
Andy Baker    35
T. Hoffman    34
Jay H 237    33
Dlavery    30
Dave Scheck    29
Andrew Blair    27
Goober!!!    27
Greg Needel    23
Icurtis    22
Rich Kressly    22
KelliV    21
KenWittlief    21
Joe Matt    20
Michelle Celio    20
“Big Mike”    18
Gary Dillard    17
Jgjedi10    17
Arefin Bari    16
Dorienne    16
Kyle A    16
Schnabel    16
EricH    14
Raymaniac    14
Rohith Surampudi    13
Nehalita    12
Artdutra04    11
efoote868    11
Thegathering    11
BlondeNerd    10
Dylan    10
Lil' Lavery    9
Dhoizner    8
Elgin Clock    8
Alex Cormier    7
anna~marie    7
Mister_Juggles    6
Rick Tyler    6
Ewankoff    5
Imajie    5
Killerofkiller    5
taylort    5
Tytus Gerrish    5
Conor Ryan    4
Danielle H    4
KarenH    4
trilogism    4
1derboy    3
Bcahn836    3
EricRobodox    3
Eric W. Jones    3
Tkwetzel    3
Alex Burman    2
Astronouth7303    2
Budda648    2
Calhounian    2
Daniel Brim    2
Eric W. Jones    2
Freddy Schurr    2
Graduns340    2
JBotAlan    2
Jessica Boucher    2
LordTalps    2
Matt Krass    2
Mercury Rising    2
Ogre    2
robotcanuck1676    2
Adam Richards    1
AndyB    1
AtalanteStar25    1
Beth Sweet    1
Brandon Martus    1
Daisy    1
Djalamose    1
huff_dragon    1
Miketwalker    1
Team1591    1
tony.dalia.195    1
Worldbringer    1
Xzvrw2    1
Jack K.    1
MattD1Drift    1


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