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zahariel913 19-02-2010 15:08

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
granted but your computer explodes from the sudden change in speed and btw....ZOMBIE CANCER!! YEAH!!

i wish i could create porcelain tigers when i wanted to where i was looking...

[TBT] Vampire 19-02-2010 17:40

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but then EVERYONE gets the new google internets except for you and it's the ratio equivalent of high speed to dial up.

I wish that it was Friday...

ChaosX73 19-02-2010 21:02

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Sure, you just have to live the the rest of the days of the week first (obviously:rolleyes: ).

I wish I would remember to check my e-mail, forum, chiefdelphi, etc...

jamesdahlstrom 19-02-2010 23:00

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you do, but now, chief delphi wont sent you anything

I wish our bot would go together faster

cheezburger 20-02-2010 15:11

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it does, but then it falls apart at the competition.

i wish that nobody would corrupt my wishes

Jubungo42 20-02-2010 15:23

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Only one of your wishes will not be corrupted (not this one) but all of your other wishes after that one has been corrupted 10 fold.

i wish i had a cheezburger

jmanela 21-02-2010 00:11

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granted, but as you begin to munch on the cheesburger you realize that you are lactose interolerant and spit out the cheesburger into a vad of toxic waste which turns the cheesburger into a genetically altered superburgers that eat all the cows in the world so there will be no more meat, or cheese for your burger.

I wish i wouldn't post on chiefdelphi @ midnight.

Phoenix Spud 21-02-2010 00:58

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Granted, but now you post at 2 AM!!!

I wish that I wasn't sick that way I could have gone to today's meeting. It is the last one for the build season for our team.

cheezburger 21-02-2010 08:29

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granted but while you are there you break the robot and your team hates you now

i wish there was a way to make lolcode work on our robot

J93Wagner 21-02-2010 15:30

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Granted, only that it only works for your drive! Your kicker mechanism and ball control mechanism get summarily messed up.

I wish for a magical elixer that keeps me awake with any present/future side effects.

klinnastruth 21-02-2010 16:23

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Granted, but after drinking the elixir, you are transported to the past, where you meet your great great grandfather, Ulysses S. Grant. Upon meeting him, you accidentally distract him from the Battle of Vicksburg, causing him to be killed by a stray bullet. Thus leading to the South winning the Civil War, the United States forever being called the "Confederate States of America," and therefore causing you to never be born, robotics to never be founded, and your precious elixir to never be wished for.

I wish I had a llama.

jamesdahlstrom 21-02-2010 19:16

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granted, but then the llama eats you and your family

I wish robotics lasted all year long at my school instead of about 6 weeks (not including Portland and Atlanta....the competitions we're going to)

Phoenix Spud 22-02-2010 05:44

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Robotics takes over your life, and you become a social outcast.

I wish that the doctor could see me today in stead of tomorrow, and that he will give me antibiotics so that I am better for our trip back to NH.

cheezburger 22-02-2010 06:12

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he does, but something goes wrong with the anitbiotics and you die

i wish that school would be cancelled just for today so i don't have to present my powerpoint

zahariel913 22-02-2010 16:20

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granted but your powerpoint is deleted along with all data relating to it from existence completley to keep to the law of equal exchange and now you have to spend the day making a new powerpoint

i wish i didnt have Crohn's disease.....=(

Jubungo42 22-02-2010 16:29

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Granted but everyone else in the world with Crohn's disease gets jealous and murders you in front of million of people just to make the point that if one person gets cured from a disease, everyone else must be as well


i wish that for world peace.... HAHAHAHA i make myself laugh... no what i really want to wish for is endless cake. :)

[TBT] Vampire 22-02-2010 16:44

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Granted but it's all holographic.

I wish our robot works today, and for no one to corrupt this wish :)

JP Carlin 22-02-2010 16:50

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your robot works perfectly. but its last years robot with parts scavenged from this years robot.

and i wish for everything wrong with every other teams robot

KarenH 22-02-2010 20:40

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Quote:

Originally Posted by zahariel913 (Post 926412)
i wish i didnt have Crohn's disease.....=(

[not an entry] I, for one, don't want to corrupt your wish. I support CCFA.

KrakatoaCoo 22-02-2010 22:05

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but the other robots became better than yours


I wish for a lifetime supply of garlic bread that never gets soggy, stale, hard, frozen; the garlic is not poisoned or rotten; and the supply comes in a delivery truck that never crashes or gets damaged and comes each and every month and never will ever crash into my house; the bread will be stored neatly in a room and the stacks will never fall on anyone or get infested with other creatures and insects; all of the bread gives no calories or bad things for the body magically.


lol BEAT THAT!

Phoenix Spud 23-02-2010 03:09

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Granted, but then you get sick of Garlic Bread.

I wish that the USA wins the medal count in a legitimate fashion. That none of the athletes get hurt in the process, and that they all have a great time. I wish they would then realise that we are just as much "athletes" as they are. The only difference is that we use our minds, and they use their bodies. Then, FIRST gets more well known and saves the world from a lack of engineers. Because we all engineer these incredible solutions, and all know each other from our "old" FIRST days, we cause world peace. The world becomes a wonderful safe place again.

KrakatoaCoo 23-02-2010 18:01

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But the athletes die after the olympics and First is bought out by GE.

I wish for nothing! HAH!

JP Carlin 23-02-2010 18:34

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you get absolutely nothing.

you are forced to live in a large whitewashed bubble for the rest of your life with no distractions or human contact.

Brian Ha 23-02-2010 18:40

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because u wish for nothing u end up in a black hole and are stuck there for eternity because the hole shrunk when u got halfway in but its sucking in so much oxygen that u live for a thousand more years.

i wish that the guy above my post was smart enough to wish for somin.

spacewolfx 24-02-2010 12:50

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Granted. The Guy above you is smart enough to wish that you didn't exist...POOF!

I wish that my parents would stop irritating me about my grades.

Graham Donaldson 24-02-2010 13:42

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Granted, but now without your parents' nagging your grades slack off and you are stuck in high school for the rest of your life. And trust me - college is way more fun.

I wish differential equations made more sense.

cheezburger 24-02-2010 16:09

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granted, but then your teachers just give you something even more confusing to work on.

i wish that nobody will ever post on this thread after me for the rest of time

Brian Ha 01-03-2010 17:23

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Granted but your post gets deleted first so u dont ever get posted.

I wish that i wasn't such a nerd and that i had a better grade in Trig(which i have a 92 in right now, which sucks.)

Jubungo42 01-03-2010 18:48

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Granted but all of your other grades then drop below 50% and you have to repeat next year.

I wish that i would not be so bored.

cws1101 01-03-2010 18:57

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but after doing everything you wanted to you run out of things to do and you get even more bored

i wish i had a cookie

JackG 01-03-2010 19:09

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If you had a cookie, then you'd ask for a glass of milk! And if you asked for a glass of milk, you'd ask for a straw, and then you'd get caught up in a infinitely recursive loop, doomed to fill the pages of picture books forever.

I cats would actually talk aloud in lolspeak.

cheezburger 06-03-2010 20:56

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granted, but since they can communicate with each other, they are able to put together a massive army of lol and they take over the world. then they destroy all humans because they are inferior to cats.

I wish i had less homework.

The Farmer 07-03-2010 00:55

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Okay, but because you have less homework, the test suddenly becomes worth 100% of your grade and you don't know any of the material because there was no homework for you.

I wish that would stop getting sick

Zanfardino2892 08-03-2010 16:51

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Granted, but now you are forced to go to school and work and everyone uses you to cover their shifts because you had to many sick days and you end up stressed out, failing classes and the government is taking all your money in taxes!!!

I wish I had a pet hedgehog.

delsaner 08-03-2010 16:59

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Granted, but he stole all of the rings within your household, and he sped off within a blue flash.

I wish I had my voice back, from the regional.

Kurt W. 08-03-2010 18:14

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granted but your dog gets it and all he does is ask for walks and treats and causes you to go insane.

I wish our robot won nationals

cheezburger 08-03-2010 18:19

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you do, but then the officials notice something on your robot that violates the rules and you lose the title.

i wish the voices in my head would go away...

flippy147852 13-03-2010 12:45

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granted, but then you are sent to a kindergarten classroom for the rest of your life and the little kids in there will never shut up. EVER.

I wish that blackra1n would work on iPod os 3.1.3

Brian Ha 15-03-2010 19:27

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
granted but then ur ipod blows up in your face. hah ha

I wish i had a chicken sandwich

Captain banana 16-03-2010 18:58

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Granted, but then an eagle swoops in out of nowhere and snatches your beloved cookie!

I wish I had vanilla pudding! (for those of you who were thinking about all kinds of nasty stuff related to chocolate pudding. That means you!)

cheezburger 16-03-2010 22:21

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before i get to the wish, you do realize he wished for a chicken sandwich, not a cookie right?

anyway, granted, but then you trip and fall and spill your pudding all over the ground. You use the 5 second rule, but then you get sick and die because the mythbusters proved that the 5 second rule is a lie.

i wish i didn't have to read To Kill a Mockingbird

flippy147852 17-03-2010 10:21

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
granted, but you now have to read A Separate Peace, Fahrenheit 451, and Little Women, all by tomorrow

I wish i could function normally without sleep

mayde 17-03-2010 16:19

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Granted. You function normally without sleep, but after a few days, you are bored enough to take a nap. Suddenly, you awake to discover that you slept so long (and by some sort of magic, i suppose) that you survived a nuclear war and it is fifty years in the future. You then embark on an adventure to gather the last remnants of humankind! You fall in love. At the wedding, everyone dies but you. Following the (failed) wedding, you swear your vengeance on those who destroyed everything you loved. Fifty more years later, and you are really old, without ever accomplishing anything. The End.




I wish that i had a cake right here.

Brian Ha 17-03-2010 17:30

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
u do but then there is a time bomb in the cake and right when u start to cut it, it explodes on u.

now i wish for my chicken sandwich again.

All Bones 17-03-2010 17:35

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Granted, but it's a raw chicken sandwhich and you get salmonella =(

I wish that it would start raining root beer (and it wasn't sticky)

starjedi300 17-03-2010 19:19

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Granted. but the raining root bear was infected with a very highly contaigious virus that cause people to mutate into pokemon. about 10 years later, the virus has spread to all 50 states of America making all the population of the United States as pokemon.

l wish that Starcraft 2 will just come out already.

cheezburger 17-03-2010 20:31

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it comes out but it stinks and is full of gliches.

i wish public schools were more competent

gloomy_lion 20-03-2010 00:55

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Granted. But in order to fulfill it, taxes were raised 5000% and a ginormous bureaucracy was set up, preventing anything else from getting done.

I wish that I had more self-confidence.

cheezburger 22-03-2010 15:44

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you get more self confidence, but as a result you pay no attention to the mistakes in your plans and you royally screw up your life.

i wish it hadn't rained today.

KarenH 22-03-2010 17:48

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It didn't rain today. Not only that, but you get a climate like Los Angeles, and it doesn't rain all summer. All the vegetation dries up, forest fires break out, and while fire crews are flying aerial drops, two helicopters collide in midair. One lands on your house, destroying it and your family, and another lands on the room where you build your robot. Since your school doesn't have the money to replace the room and the tools, your robotics team folds. Too bad.

I wish I had a notebook computer.

EricH 22-03-2010 19:54

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Granted. You waste even MORE time playing computer games than you already did on the desktop computer (assuming that's even possible, of course).:p

I wish for more wishes...

gloomy_lion 23-03-2010 00:41

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Granted. You get more wishes, but then people start noticing that you can make any problem magically go away, so they start begging you to solve their own problems. At first, you fulfill their requests, but the sheer amount of people asking you for help overwhelms you. You can't can't take it anymore and you snap, ending up in an insane asylum, wishing for infinite amounts of ice cream and teddy grahams.

I wish I had more time.

cheezburger 23-03-2010 21:47

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you have more time, but you waste it on all the silly threads on chief delphi

i wish is wish i was a fish

ChaosX73 06-04-2010 20:43

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Sure thing, but the you wouldn't get your Cheezburger...

I wish my birthday was on Friday so I could see Clash of the Titans with my friends already!

cheezburger 14-04-2010 17:05

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granted, but then the theater burns down and you can't go see the movie.

i wish my marble sorter for my POE class hadn't epic failed.

j.cole 19-04-2010 23:15

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Failure is good besides that project was easy.

I wish I had a 3D scanner.

ReapersRule 05-11-2010 16:17

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted. Someone from the future comes to this time to bring it to you, but then it is taken away and disassembled to study the parts.

I wish www.thebluealliance.net worked.

Phoenix Spud 08-11-2010 05:44

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Granted, but then the President shuts down the internet. No one in the USA can view any web page.

I wish the GDC would come out with a game hint!

RoboDesigners 08-11-2010 13:33

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Granted, but the hint keeps you awake continously until kickoff, and you can no longer think about anything, and are therefore kicked off your robotics team.

I wish that RobotC was allowed in FLL.
(so much easier to read!)

Phoenix Spud 13-11-2010 20:03

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Granted. But then the nine year olds can't understand it. FLL participation plummets and FIRST can no longer support it. It is canceled.

I wish my cold would go away in time for TEDx Youth@Sydney next week.

Kurt W. 28-12-2010 14:55

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granted but you catch the flu and a bedridden for two weeks.

I wish that people would stop making the joke that the next game is going to involve water. It gets really old.

Timz3082 28-12-2010 15:24

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granted, but the game actually involves the acidic fluid sulfuric acid.

wishes that all computers could render in real time.

Vermeulen 29-12-2010 19:20

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Granted, but objects would only render in the same shade of hot-pink-mixed-with-brown.

I wish we would get the second game hint.

ChaosX73 30-12-2010 20:14

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Sure, but then you figure out the game and you are assassinated for knowing too much.

I wish I could get itunes to install on my new laptop.

Kurt W. 03-01-2011 13:28

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granted but ipod gets a whole new system and in order to convert things back to your ipod it costs $100 per app or you need to buy the newest version for $5000

I wish that it was saturday (kickoff :D)

RoboDesigners 03-01-2011 17:07

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but kickoff is canceled, and you have to wait until next year.

I wish for there was a 48 hour day. (And that the human body could cope with it! :))

Taylor 05-01-2011 11:48

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted. Welcome to Alaska.

I wish I had a hot ham and cheese sandwich.

ChaosX73 08-01-2011 14:19

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but you drop it on your crotch and you never have kids.

I wish this thread would never end!:D

KamaluNg 08-01-2011 14:59

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Thread Closed.

I wish i could eat until i blew up.

J93Wagner 08-01-2011 23:19

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted. It's called screwing up in the shop by not following safety.

I wish that drive trains that use mechanums didn't lose 29.3% of their power just because of their nature... (Kudos to anyone who can explain explain why I specified that number! :p )

ChaosX73 08-01-2011 23:38

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Granted, but you don't realize this has happened and you over compensate for the change in your programming. Your bot continues to fly around the arena, destroying other bots. Nobody can understand why, but they have a feeling you had something to do with it; you are promptly assassinated.

Oh, and your team doesn't win the competition.

I wish my laptop was faster.

1168Programmer 09-01-2011 13:25

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by ChaosX73 (Post 993950)
I wish my laptop was faster.

Granted. But your laptop gets to be so fast that it starts thinking for itself and develops into a silicon based life form that refuses to do your bidding. Instead it gets friendly with the cRIO and an entire species of silicon based life forms is born. They subsequently form their own FRC team and beat you (and everyone else) in the regionals and final competitions. Then they take over the world and turn humans into their slaves.

I wish I didn't need to sleep so I could actively use all 24 hours in the day.

ChaosX73 10-01-2011 17:17

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Okay, but everyone thinks of you as a freak. Your parents are frustrated and psychologists are stumped. When you get married, your wife (or husband) thinks it's creepy that you won't sleep with him/her. You become depressed and don't know what to do because your brain is no longer coming to terms with your own existence because it isn't getting the rest it deserves. Good luck winning the competition now...

I wish we could discover the zero-point energy field so we could have infinite energy and wouldn't have to rely on gasoline and coal.

KamaluNg 11-01-2011 21:29

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Everything you learned was a lie.

I wish i was as cool as ChaosX73

flyingcrayons 13-01-2011 18:31

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Wish granted, but then you get really cold and then you get sick. aww :(

I wish that week one competitions could be here already.

Phoenix Spud 13-01-2011 18:31

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Granted, but then you keep getting colder. You end up getting frostbite.

I wish no one else would be injured because of the queensland floods.

flyingcrayons 14-01-2011 17:38

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granted but then (how do you horribly corrupt someone wishing that people wont be injured?)

i wish that i could have some apple pie right now, maybe from mcdonalds :D

Bmarquez 14-01-2011 17:59

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wish granted, but you bite into it only to realize the shipment of apples has been infected with maggots and mealworms destined to become gecko feed

I wish i had more geckos!

CNettles11 15-01-2011 10:36

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You have so many geckos that you cannot move around and/or escape your own home.

Bmarquez 15-01-2011 13:31

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Your wish isnt granted (you didnt put one D=) so your attempt to kill this thread has failed!

I want every FIRST team to make it to the competition without safety issues.

Jubungo42 15-01-2011 14:09

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i do not understand the word "want". plz try again...

i wish i was a real boy

J.Warsoff 16-01-2011 15:13

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You can be a real boy. You just have to sell your soul to Dean Kamen and sacrifice your social life to your robotics team.

I wish that wishes would actually come true.

RoboDesigners 16-01-2011 16:25

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They do come true! (but they just are horribly corrupted!) :p

I wish to qualify for the VRC World Championship...

ChaosX73 17-01-2011 14:55

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Sure thing, oh, but with one exception. Instead of the VRC championship, you qualify for the biggest hotdog pie eating contesting in the world. You and your team eat so many hotdog pies that you all explode and therefore can never qualify for any silly VRC championships.

I wish people were as weird as me so we could all finally understand each other.

J.Warsoff 17-01-2011 15:14

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Your in FIRST, we're all weird here XD

I wish that I had a segway

RoboDesigners 17-01-2011 15:31

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Granted. But you lose control and drive through a glass door.

I wish that there was no evidence against my debate case.

cheezburger 19-01-2011 15:41

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Fine, but then all the evidence FOR your debate case also vanishes. You still lose.

I wish my teams holonomic program would work.

flyingcrayons 20-01-2011 16:58

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granted, but then your robot bursts into flames

i wish to have snow tomorrow!

ChaosX73 20-01-2011 21:07

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Sure, one stinkin' snowflake.

I wish my teammates would work harder.

cheezburger 22-01-2011 10:32

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Fine, but while working so hard they screw up your robot.

I wish I had a cheeseburger from five guys

flyingcrayons 22-01-2011 22:27

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only four guys come to deliver your cheeseburger. aww (and yes i do know what 5 guys is haha)

i wish that it wasnt 10 degrees outside

Bmarquez 23-01-2011 03:48

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its not 10 degrees outside.... its -25 degrees outside

i wish our engineering lab was warm...

ChaosX73 23-01-2011 13:26

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There are now tons of soft couches and dynamic yet artful lighting. People say high and are nice to you and everything is done slowly and calmly. See, the atmosphere is warmer! But if you want an increase in temperature, sorry, but that actually decreased by 30 degrees because the designers who delivered your couches and installed your lighting accidentally left the door open last night when they were done.

I wish my hair was more distinctly red, like it should be.

Team2264 23-01-2011 14:43

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MasterZahn (Post 579018)
Oskar worthy will not allow this to happen. (I don't actualy know who that is:) .)


I wish that I am able to build and rule my own empire of robots!:D

ya but than they would takeover your empire and burn it to the ground.

I wish that our robot was complete

Miriam 24-01-2011 18:36

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
But then it would suck.

I wish we werent having BBQ Pork sandwiches for dinner.

David Sahud 24-01-2011 20:24

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
you eat nothing but when it's gone you realize it was kosher :mad:


i wish i would live forever

Nick Bouressa 25-01-2011 13:20

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
You do, but you get a horrible disease that cripples you allowing you to do nothing.

I wish build season was longer...

ChaosX73 25-01-2011 21:03

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Yeah, but then you'd waste even more your time reading and responding to morbid threads like this one.

I wish people would corrupt my original wish and not bypass it for someone else's.:rolleyes:

mangagirl 25-01-2011 21:50

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted

But then squirrels would mistaken your hair for one of their own and attack your head :p

I wish i had more time for online games

ratdude747 26-01-2011 01:28

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
but the only games that exist are based on hello kitty. MEOW!

I wish I had a new laptop...


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