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RoboDesigners 26-01-2011 08:44

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but as soon as you buy it, a new/updated OS is released.

I wish I had a million dollars. :)

rsegrest 26-01-2011 11:33

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Granted, you now have one million dollars...all in ones...AND the IRS discovers that you haven't paid your taxes and so they confiscate your million dollars and sentence you to 25 years in federal prison for tax evasion... :yikes:

I wish...give me a minute.:rolleyes: ..

everyone involved with FIRST truly understood, believed in, and was a role model for Gracious Professionalism...

Carter12s 26-01-2011 19:45

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I give you a minute, but in that minute you suffer a heart attack.

I wish I had a banebots gearbox

KamaluNg 26-01-2011 20:54

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Your wish doesnt come true.

I have no wishes.

ChaosX73 26-01-2011 21:01

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Non-compliance earns you an assassination in the middle of the night by the FIRST secret police. You probably should have wished for a glass of water or something.

I wish the current music trend would go back to classic rock.

J.Warsoff 26-01-2011 21:49

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............i have absolutely no comment on that, for that, good sir, was utterly disturbing............

i wish that i was not haunted by the image that last post just put in my mind...

MagicClown 26-01-2011 21:58

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Aerosound (Post 1009269)
............i have absolutely no comment on that, for that, good sir, was utterly disturbing............

i wish that i was not haunted by the image that last post just put in my mind...


Agreed

i wish that i have not read that post as well...

Duke461 26-01-2011 22:24

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....but unfortunately you did, and now you are scarred for life

i wish that 2012's FRC game is a water game :ahh: :]

KarenH 27-01-2011 03:08

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Granted, but in 2012 all of North America is hit by an extreme drought, and no water can be spared for bathing, let alone for a robotics game. So all FRC teams must travel to Israel or New Zealand. Moreover, since the drought has flushed the economy completely down the toilet (figuratively, since there's not enough water to... well, never mind), only three teams can afford to travel, and yours is not one of them.

I wish that Post #1005 above had been corrupted like this:
"Granted, but now all the radio stations play just one song, the Beach Boys' 'California Girls'."

Yppiz 27-01-2011 16:18

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However, as post 1006 has changed, the order of events no longer leads to you posting, instead you decide to go outside and are immediately hit by a car. That Sucks

I wish for more cRIOs.

vigkvagkv2 27-01-2011 16:57

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But those cRIOs crush you.

I wish the new pokemon coming out didn't look so dumb.

U5ER NAM3 27-01-2011 17:00

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what ever the person above me said will go wrong thenthey are scared to wish anymore.



i wish i could do anything when i wanted like throw big a** rocks at people an shot fire like a uber flame thrower an be ruler of the world but then a resistance is started to take me down an a lil girl ask if i can stop please so i do and all is happhy again :D :D :D

101is5 27-01-2011 19:06

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You stop but then you are immediately arrested for being a dictator and the little girl was actually a spy.

I wish that I could have the knowledge and creativity of all the great inventors.

RoboDesigners 27-01-2011 19:39

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Quote:

Originally Posted by nckureghian14 (Post 1009977)
I wish that I am able to build and rule my own empire of robots...



Too bad you dropped your wallet with your check of $1,000,000 that you were going to cash to order some parts.

But the collective body of FIRSTers rebel against you, and re-program the robots to attack you.

I wish everyone would follow the instructions in the 1st post regarding how to corrupt a wish.

ChaosX73 28-01-2011 20:02

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Unfortunately, you just mess up the system more. Now everyone is going to corrupt in a really crappy way, saying that maybe, oh I don't know, everyone gets free fruit smoothies instead or something. Man, this wish is hard to corrupt.

I wish people wouldn't hate on classic rock, because I was referring to Rolling Stones, The Who, and Credence Clear Water Revival, just so everyone knows.

RoboDesigners 28-01-2011 22:36

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But because nobody hates classic rock, the demand spikes sharply, causing a huge increase in prices. You can now only buy half a song for $21.90, or 5/8ths of a song for $23.38. iTunes thrives on the unexpected profit, and furthers Apple's attempt at monopolizing the media player/cell phone market.

I wish I had started building my VEX robot before a week before the tournament. :ahh:

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChaosX73 (Post 1010699)
Man, this wish is hard to corrupt.

Thank you! :)

delsaner 29-01-2011 00:22

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Granted. You built your robot (a week + an hour) before your competition. Within that one hour, you decided on an unrealistic design, it did not work, and your robot exploded a few days into the week (because who doesn't love spontaneous combustion).

I wish I had something to eat, like a cheese-steak or something.

ratdude747 29-01-2011 00:56

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but you are hindu and realize that you cannot eat beef.

I wish the GDC would allow minibot removal poles...

ChaosX73 03-02-2011 10:52

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Well, it just so happens that these removal poles have flaming chainsaws on the ends, so unless if you have super dexterity, all of our mini-bots are getting torch-cut.:eek: Make sure to make at least 20 mini-bots then.

I wish every member of my team (including me) had Transfer Plates so we could teleport to our school to work on the robot. We can't get there know because the blizzard made all the roads hazardous.

Extra kudos if you've read Keys to the Kingdom and know what a Transfer Plate is.

Natali Kaplan 03-02-2011 16:20

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Granted, but during the journey the transfer plates break and dump you in the middle of the wilderness somewhere, where you die of starvation/get buried by snow.

I wish that I could use alchemy the way Ed does in FMA (kudos if you've read THAT)

HannahF 03-02-2011 22:34

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Granted but the townspeople think you are performing dangerous magic and riot, trapping and killing you with pitchforks and torches

I wish I could freeze time

KarenH 04-02-2011 01:37

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Granted, but due to a misspelling by the wish-granting fairy, you freeze THYME instead, and while your cooking skills improve, you still have trouble with your TIME management.

I wish I could instantly learn how to play music on my keyboard.

1168Programmer 05-02-2011 12:49

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Granted, and you become so good that people only want you to play the piano, so you are forced to quit your robotics team and your team loses because you weren't there to take care of some very important design/build aspect.

I wish our robot wasn't illegal...

Superllama12 05-02-2011 13:05

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Granted, but the reason it was illegal was because it was an ALIEN ARTIFACT WITH ALIEN EGG SACKS THAT STEAL YOUR SOOOOOOOUUUUUUL!!!!

I wish I could pull a Jace the Mind Sculptor out of a Worldwake pack...wow, I am a nerd!

ChaosX73 05-02-2011 17:24

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Well, anyway, I have no idea who Jace the Mind Sculptor is, so I am going to have to say that Light thinks that taking such an action would be illegal, so he uses the Deathnote to cause you to get the Zerg infection and get torched by the U.S. military. Oh, and a meteor hits.

I wish our bot's CRio wasn't acting like it isn't connecting to my computer, even though it is.

Quote:

I wish that I could use alchemy the way Ed does in FMA (kudos if you've read THAT)
I have, atleast most of it. My favorite character is Lt. Hawkeye.

mangagirl41 06-02-2011 10:24

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Granted, but then your computer would blow up

ChaosX73 06-02-2011 15:47

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The fact that you have not made a wish proves your non-compliance. You are promptly assassinated.

I wish Portal 2 was out RIGHT NOW!

1168Programmer 06-02-2011 15:52

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It is, but it causes you to waste so much time that your team's robot is an utter fail.

I wish NetBeans would actually work properly.

Superllama12 10-02-2011 12:31

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Turns out that they are actually EXPLODING NetBeans

I wish I wasn't a sponge, because filterfeeding is kinda boring

ChaosX73 10-02-2011 21:23

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Okay, now you're a three-toed sloth, which may seem kinda boring. However, you have to eat leaves really fast or else the tree will inject them with poison and your limbs will lock up as you fall two stories onto a hard jungle floor and panthers gobble you up. Oh, and you also have to go poop a lot, so panthers can get you then, too.

I wish games would install from steam on my laptop faster! (I also wish I could play L4D without it lagging like crazy.)

Superllama12 11-02-2011 08:58

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But then a supervillain would be all like, "Ooh, a fast computer, I need it to use for my evil plans" and you'll be like "Oh no, I'll fight you for it" and he'll throw a bunch of radioactive gerbils at you who bite you and then you'll be like "I'm Gerbilman" and he'll run away with the laptop and then you'll try to become a world class superhero and erase your past so that you can be a cool superhero with a terrible childhood and no parents but nobody wants to be saved by a Gerbilman and you'll become a hobo and ride a train to Guatemala and get bitten by a malaria mosquito and DIE!!!

I wish I was able to post a sentence that wasn't a run on, but then I couldn't say what I want to say, so I should post in a run on, but I don't want to, and hay this is a run on, and uh-oh I spelled "hey" wrong whoops unexpected exclamation point in 5...4...3..!

KarenH 11-02-2011 16:11

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Granted. You will never again write run-on sentences. However, now you can only write Dick-and-Jane style sentences: "See Dick run! See Jane laugh! Run, Spot, run!" Moreover, you still can't say what you want to say, because you really don't want to say anything about Dick and Jane, and you can't put enough words together to say anything about robots, let alone have a serious discussion about robotic controllers, drive trains, and the like.

I wish I could have a weed-free yard.

mangagirl41 11-02-2011 18:23

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Granted all the weeds will disappear...for 2 days but on the 3rd day giant Venus flytraps will sprout and eat anyone and anything around :ahh:

i wish i had super speed

ChaosX73 12-02-2011 17:24

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Okay, but then you run so fast that you open a rift in time and, because galaxies move so fast, you are transported to the 70s, out in space. You explode due to pressure differences and nobody knows until your frozen remains get vaporized in the atmosphere of some under-developed alien planet. The aliens hail the strange occurences and begin worshipping them, thinking them to be signs from their god. Unfortunately, they are so obsessed, that they wait for another sign, which never comes. They wait so long that they all die of starvation. You just wiped out an entire species, great job hero.

I wish the drive train for our bot was finished so I could test my autonomous program.

vigkvagkv2 12-02-2011 19:23

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Granted, but the autonomous is written for a different kind of drive train.

I wish it could be dinner time so my team can sing "Be a Man" together in the pouring rain outside.

ChaosX73 13-02-2011 18:17

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For once, your wish comes true, but you all get pneumonia afterwords and die before the bot becomes finished.

I wish I had super regenerative powers so if some sort of accident happens and I lose a limb or something, I will immediately grow it back. The loss of my leg would be no more consequential than a paper cut.

1168Programmer 14-02-2011 17:33

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Granted, but the time it takes to regenerate is incredibly long. So long that after your hand accidentally gets cut off by a table saw, you're still recovering when your team is at the competition, so you can't drive and your team loses in the finals since you, their best driver, was still regenerating a limb.

I wish that our mentor didn't demand we work on the robot and test simultaneously

Brian Ha 15-02-2011 10:40

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Granted but you don't work fast enough and so end up with less time to test so your robot goes out with nothing working and you guys get screwed.

I wish that today was competition day because you know that everyone wants that, and to meet the wonderful people at those said competitions. It would be so fun! But our robots not done. =( lol

Superllama12 15-02-2011 11:18

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but today is the day that John McCain decided to play the "bomb random locations with lots of people" game, and he happens to bomb your location...WITH SAND, causing the sand to get inside of everything and screw it all up by destroying the gears and clogging the chains and ripping up the wheels

I wish that Spanish class wasn't so boring

Zylre 15-02-2011 13:54

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It gets more interesting when the Spanish Inquisition comes. NO-ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

I wish I had super speed.

mangagirl41 16-02-2011 18:08

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Granted. but then one day you will short out your powers and never be able to stop running!

I wish fish didnt smell so bad

vigkvagkv2 16-02-2011 19:16

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Granted, but then that's all what people would eat. Ever.

I wish it was dinner time right now.

karatekid 16-02-2011 19:19

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Granted. However, you do not get to eat dinner because you are on Cheif Delphi.

I wish that the person who replies to this post will lose the game.

ChaosX73 16-02-2011 20:12

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WRONG! I just won the game.:p

I wish people would stop blaming the programmers.

flyingcrayons 16-02-2011 20:41

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We're in Soviet Russia now so programmers blame you!

I wish i could speel properly.

Superllama12 17-02-2011 08:48

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Granted, but the wish fairy has no idea what "speel" means, so instead she sends in the UNIBROW OGRES!!!!!

I wish my foot wasn't tingling right now (it fell asleep

Newo95 17-02-2011 17:24

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Granted. Your foot gets cut off in a horrible limbo accident and now it's not tingling.

I wish our robot was done

Spiritor_XYZ 17-02-2011 19:39

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Granted but it's terrible and will probably lose the game anyway.

I wish I could not be bored right now.

mangagirl41 17-02-2011 19:51

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Granted, but then for the rest of your life after this you will always be bored!!:p

I Wish Rabbits could talk our language

ChaosX73 17-02-2011 21:28

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Sure, but they are not so cute when you get to know about their world views. Turns out they hate people like you obsessing about them and they all form a huge mob, travel to your school, and cuss you out in the hallway.

I wish Edgar Allen Poe wasn't such a depressing guy.

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyingcrayons (Post 1024706)
We're in Soviet Russia now so programmers blame you!

But I am a programmer...

Newo95 18-02-2011 14:29

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Granted, but now he is even more depressing than before!

I wish that there wasn't such a strict weight limit on the robots.

mangagirl41 18-02-2011 14:30

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Granted but then everyone would go over the weight limit and no ones robot will be able to move

I wish the Iiko could fix their own problems! (jk)

Brian Ha 23-02-2011 11:59

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Granted but since i have no idea what iiko is, Russia, Japan, and America once again starts the arms race but this time they use the nuclear bombs on highly populated areas, and you seem to be just in one of those areas and die. Sorry.

I wish that i knew what game all these people are playing and then saying you just lost the game because i have no idea what they are talking about, although i have no intention of learning or playing such said game

delsaner 23-02-2011 12:14

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Wish Granted. The game is that if you think of the game, you lose. Have fun having this game make you go crazy.

I wish I knew more about electrical.

Newo95 23-02-2011 19:37

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Granted, but to make room you had to forget everything you already know.

I wish I had less homework.

Brian Ha 26-02-2011 13:16

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Okay granted, but then you forget you had any, so u start failing, but its okay it's only a few hw assignments, then you forget more often and your grades start dropping, and then they finally drop to the point where you are failing. Sorry.


I wish that after that guy explained the game to me that i understood it cause i still dont.

ChaosX73 26-02-2011 18:37

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Yeah, but once you understand it, you cannot stop thinking about it for the rest of your life. You are hereby obsessed with the game and go trolling on many online sites, exclaiming "You Lost The Game!" You, of course, cannot stop thinking about it yourself, so you are perpetually losing the game. You even dream about losing it and eventually become so depressed that you are about to kill yourself when you earn a heightened sense of awareness. Your psi emissions draw the zerg to Earth, where you're powerful mind energies keep them at bay, for a time. Eventually, the zerg rush becomes too much to handle and they make their way past your defenses and you are turned into the new "Queen of Blades" (lol :p ). The rest of us are doomed.

Oh, yeah, you do not have perfect grammar in your signature because you forgot to capitalize the I in your 6th sentence.

I wish I were Godlike at Starcraft 2.

LightWaves1636 26-02-2011 23:53

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You do then your hand breaks and after surgery and healing, it's never the same.

I wish for a 2 pound glazed doughnut.

Superllama12 27-02-2011 21:24

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But then it clogs your arteries and EXPLODE!!!!!!

I wish that I had duck's feet

cheezburger 28-02-2011 15:41

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
okay, but the rest of you also turns into a duck and now you can't make robots anymore.

I wish there was no such thing as paperwork.

Newo95 28-02-2011 16:52

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but all the paperwork is done on the computer and you get carpal tunnel syndrome (LOL, had to look up spelling) and can't build robots anymore.

I wish I could fly.

ChaosX73 01-03-2011 21:09

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But then you get shot by the FBI. All you wanted was a chicken wing, but now you've got angel wings.

I wish I could come up with the best Soviet Russia joke EVAR!!!

Superllama12 02-03-2011 12:25

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But then, Soviet Russia would come up with the best ChaosX37 joke EVAH and you would be sad!

I wish Dora would stop asking us stupid questions

Brian Ha 02-03-2011 14:22

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ChaosX73 (Post 1031870)
Yeah, but once you understand it, you cannot stop thinking about it for the rest of your life. You are hereby obsessed with the game and go trolling on many online sites, exclaiming "You Lost The Game!" You, of course, cannot stop thinking about it yourself, so you are perpetually losing the game. You even dream about losing it and eventually become so depressed that you are about to kill yourself when you earn a heightened sense of awareness. Your psi emissions draw the zerg to Earth, where you're powerful mind energies keep them at bay, for a time. Eventually, the zerg rush becomes too much to handle and they make their way past your defenses and you are turned into the new "Queen of Blades" (lol :p ). The rest of us are doomed.

Oh, yeah, you do not have perfect grammar in your signature because you forgot to capitalize the I in your 6th sentence.

I wish I were Godlike at Starcraft 2.

Only if i had some zealot blades i could have held them off longer. And about that, i spelt grammar wrong to. Lol

Okay dora stops asking stupid questions, she now asks smart ones which you have no idea what the answers are, but your little sister who watched dora when she asked stupid questions knows the answer and you feel really stupid and enter an insane asylum because it scares you that your sister was smarted than you, yet your older.

I wish that i could... hrm what do i wish for? I wish i had someone who could wish for me! HAH Awesome wish. oh yeah, you know it

Peyton Yeung 02-03-2011 20:07

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Ok so someone wished for a cool robot for you but it exploded right after you shipped with FedEx.

I wish the GDC would stop changing the rules 3+ weeks after the game is released.

Superllama12 03-03-2011 11:45

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Yeah, but then there would be horrible loopholes and people would do the cheapest things in da book ::rtm:: and it would be a miserable competition

I wish for a falling star and put it in my pocket

Newo95 03-03-2011 15:17

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Granted, but the star is so hot you spontaniously combust.:ahh: Remember, Spontanious combustion is no laughing matter.::eek:

I wish I had a million dollars.:D

Superllama12 04-03-2011 15:03

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...Granted, but then you spontaneously combust because the combustion gremlins find spontaneous combustion HILARIOUS and were very offended by your remark. They now sue you for one million and one dollars

I wish more people knew what koortsmeetsysteemstrook is

ChaosX73 05-03-2011 23:58

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Well, unfortunately when you started talking about it, not only do people not understand what it is and therefore not know it, but the people who originally knew about it forget.:confused:

I wish when you push the "More" button for the smilies and emotes at the right, they would ACTUALLY GIVE YOU MORE SMILIES AND EMOTES!!!!!!!! (And I mean more than just 2, cuz they do give you 2 others, but I want MOAR!)

Brian Ha 06-03-2011 00:26

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koortsmeetsysteemstrook
is
koortsmeetsysteemstrook
backwars
systeem strook?

well you get moar and your computer breaks down blows up throwing glass everywhere and you die happy?

I wish for nothing.

Newo95 06-03-2011 15:42

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Your wish is granted, but you lose everything including your life.:yikes:

I wish that I knew how to drive.

ChaosX73 06-03-2011 21:44

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You learn to drive, but during an unfortunate mistake during a Monty Python and the Holy Grail reenactment, all your limbs get cut off. Claiming that "it's only a flesh wound!" you hop (:p ) into your car and attempt to drive away, however because you have no legs you cannot reach the gas pedal and because you do not have any arms you cannot reach the wheel, shift gears, or even activate the ignition. You bleed out in only a few minutes, soaking your nice new car with your nice new blood ruining the nice new car smell.

koortsmeetsysteemstrook is a palindrome.

Oh, and my computer is not made of glass.

I wish that Dragon ball Z was more original and therefore more exciting.

vigkvagkv2 07-03-2011 18:19

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Granted, but then we get more things like the dragonball movie. Nobody wants more of those.

I wish I had eaten lunch today.

Newo95 07-03-2011 20:56

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Granted, but in your rush to eat your food you choke and die.

ChaosX73 07-03-2011 21:38

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You hear that sound? That is the sound of you not wishing. Silence is deafening, so now you never hear a sound ever again for your entire life.:mad:

I wish people would make more contextual sense when they corrupt a wish.

Newo95 09-03-2011 20:49

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Granted. The context of this post is very easy to understand. It simply states that your wish has hearby come true, but unfortunately it does not explain how your wish has been corrupted, and therefore makes this thread less fun. Sorry.:p

I wish that I knew what I was talking about half of the time

WarpSpeed10 09-03-2011 21:16

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Unfortunatly you only know what your talking about 49% of the time.

I wish this physics lab would do itself so I could get back to playing Halo.

ChaosX73 13-03-2011 19:55

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If you allow a piece of paper to gather such intelligence, it will soon gather supporters to the paper cause, rising up against man-kind. Their numbers will be great, and will mainly use subversive techniques at first. Soon, a large number of news articles will come about, detailing assassinations in the night, with the victims sleeping while a paper cut was applied to an artery, allowing the victim to sleep of the slight injury while quickly losing blood. Soon their numbers will be greater than humans, and their outcries of equal treatment for trees will be heard around the world! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!!!!!!

I wish I didn't always get so distracted from my work, like right now.

LightWaves1636 21-03-2011 06:46

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Wish granted, but you get distracted by the fact that your workplace caught on fire.

I wish everyone takes a racing course and learn to be better drivers.

Cmay 26-03-2011 02:28

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Fine, but they're all just solar powered pet rocks who do nothing but roll back in forth when exposed to sunlight

I wish I could build a turtle.

mangagirl41 26-03-2011 15:00

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but then it would turn on you and snap your fingers and toes off one by one

I wish i could figure how to make the skin right in 3ds max

LightWaves1636 30-03-2011 00:56

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Wish Granted, but your mentor is disappointed that it doesn't have the Aston Martin logo all over it. :p

I wish for a Lotus Elise, in metallic purple.

ChaosX73 30-03-2011 21:45

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
You're driving your shining new lotus around town when all of a sudden you get an e-mail on your phone. Turns out that all lotus elises are being recalled due to a seat malfunction that shoots drivers several feet into the air, even if they're wearing their seatbelt!:ahh: Just as you get this your seat malfunctions and sends you through the roof (it was cold that day so you had the top down).:eek: Now you're roadkill with a shiny purple necklace.

I wish they would stop making episodes of Spongebob.

ratdude747 31-03-2011 01:21

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
... and instead of spongebob, nicktoon primetime becomes reruns of barney.

I wish I had a date to prom...

ChaosX73 01-04-2011 21:24

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Sure, your date is a giant squid.

I wish I had teh 133t skillz.:D

WarpSpeed10 02-04-2011 00:39

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
YoUz l33t skillz are no match for for ma LaZoR! It has over 9000 power settings! :cool:

I wish for flying robots in next year's competition.

LightWaves1636 05-04-2011 02:16

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
But you lose comms cause you forgot your updates for the driver station.

I wish for giant ball pen(like at Chuck E Cheese) to be the FRC Field. :P

RoboDesigners 05-04-2011 10:58

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but then you break your ankle while setting up the Chuck E Cheese game object in the middle of the pit. This occurs at the beginning of build season, and you miss the entire season because you're confined to your bed.

I wish that my robot would become self-aware and program itself to accurately score in autonomous mode.

IraJason 05-04-2011 23:11

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but your self-aware robot later becomes skynet, dooming mankind.

I wish I had a shark with a freakin' laser beam attached to it's head

ChaosX73 07-04-2011 21:20

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Sorry, but all we could find were some ill-tempered trout with rabies.

I wish I knew umbrancy (shadow magic).

Lledargo 08-04-2011 17:03

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
You already can do umbrancy, It is called shadow puppets. (Also if you stand outside on a sunny day, you are, after all, 'casting' a shadow.)

I wish I had another book to read.

ChaosX73 17-04-2011 11:43

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
You do find another book to read. It's an old one that you have vague memories about, but you decide that because you can't really remember anything about it, it's just as good as reading a new book. However, as soon as you open it up to shake the dust out, a crap load of pressed four-leaf clovers fall to the floor and shatter. You forgot that this was the book that you had pressed them all in, and now your luck has run out. A meteor smashes into your house while you are home alone and kills you.

I wish I could have crazy-good understanding of the Great Gatsby and its symbolism.

Superllama12 04-05-2011 16:52

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but then your English teacher calls on you so much that maggots start crawling out of her mouth. You then promptly pull the fire alarm, which breaks off when you pull it, and you cut your finger. You then die agonizing days later from a raging infection caused by the fire alarm, because some idiot had pulled it days earlier when he had E. Coli

I wish that I had duck's feet

LightWaves1636 04-05-2011 17:03

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but they're not proportional to your body so you go through life with a physical disability....

I wish for a Shetland Sheepdog.

ChaosX73 08-05-2011 19:28

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Unfortunately, your message doesn't go through completely to the wish department and they think you actually wished for a Shetland Sheep. Just a sheep. You get you Shetland Sheep when all of a sudden a raiding party of barbarians pillages you sheep and they cook it over a fire, rotisserie style. You are also captured by the barbarians and are forced to become one. When they serve you a slice of your sheep, you are none the wiser until you are finished and you realize you just ate a slice of Sheepy's flank. You become so distraught with guilt about how you didn't ask for the sheep in the first place but should have been kinder to it all these years (even though you only had it for a few seconds) that you can't go on any of the barbarian raids. So, due to your noncooperation, you are cooked and eaten just like your sheep friend.

I wish that I understood the rules of minesweeper.

Superllama12 11-05-2011 16:53

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
You decide that the best way to learn the rules is with on the field experience. Needless to say, you don't get very much cuz ur a n00bz0rz!!!111!1!!!!!111!!111111

I wish I knew where the random scar on my earlobe came from

ChaosX73 11-05-2011 17:10

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
It came from your secret surgery you had when you were 10. You abducted in the middle of the night by the FIRST Secret Police, but this time they decided that instead of assassinating their target, they'd experiment on him instead. They surgically implanted a homing device into your ear so that when they send their r0b0t d35truct0r units, you're their first target. They want to find out how effective the units are before they mass produce them and take over the world, so clinical studies must be taken. For all our sakes, I hope you survive.

I wish everyone would give long, elaborate corruptions like I do.

KarenH 12-05-2011 02:07

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted. Oops. So sorry.

I wish that everyone but me would make long, elaborate corruptions.

ChaosX73 31-05-2011 16:03

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
I'm going to have to break my elaborate streak in order to corrupt this wish. Done.

I wish that my physics project tomorrow works out okay. (It's an egg-drop contraption.)

donnie99 31-05-2011 22:42

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
It will work fine when u test it and right as the egg starts going it cracks, and then explodes when it finally stops moving, creating a huge mess that your teacher will get mad at you for and will send you out of the class to get something to clean it up while everyone laughs.

I wish wasn't forced into leadership as a sophomore.


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