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Phoenix Spud 09-06-2011 22:29

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted. You start leading as a freshman.

I wish it was summer.

ChaosX73 07-01-2012 10:27

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It's summer, in America, which means it's winter in Australia.

I wish I knew how to delegate work.

(Oh, and Superllama12, I have been touched by his noodly appendage!)

Ninja_Bait 07-01-2012 21:47

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Usually work just gets delegated in a circle, back to you.

I wish I could think of a wish right now.

ChaosX73 08-01-2012 19:27

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You decide to wish that you were assassinated, but you didn't make that wish on this thread, so it actually comes true.

I wish I knew then what I know now.

Zanoushe 10-01-2012 17:19

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Granted, but you end up creating a paradox.

I wish I knew what I should be doing to help on our robot.

EagleBots/Prgrm 10-01-2012 18:03

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then you know and the gorvernment says you know to much and locks you up in solitary confinment
i wish i was the best native american ever:D

mayde 16-01-2012 20:10

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granted. but you're so good that you are kidnapped by aliens in order to be placed in an intergalactic zoo as a perfect Native American specimen, and you never see your FIRST team, your family, or friends again.

I wish that my wish wouldn't be horribly corrupted.

ChaosX73 17-01-2012 16:20

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Such a request violates the very nature of this thread. The FIRST secret police notice your violation and promptly assassinate you in the middle of the night.

I wish I was better at French.

come-at-me-bro 17-01-2012 16:32

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ChaosX73 (Post 1107826)
Such a request violates the very nature of this thread. The FIRST secret police notice your violation and promptly assassinate you in the middle of the night.

I wish I was better at French.

In the future (possibly by the time we are adults) French will be a desolate land and nobody will need to remember the archaic country.


I wish the hate on Bronies would be lifted.

rsegrest 18-01-2012 18:17

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Granted...BUT...all the bronies turn into zombies thus causing you to have to barricade yourself in your house to keep the zombie bronies from eating your brains which in turn causes your entire team to miss build season...congratulations now you can't compete in Rebound Rumble...


I wish...'the game' was over...

P.S. You just lost the game.. bwahahahaha.... :D

P.P.S If you don't know what 'the game' is follow this link...after Wikipedia is back up...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_(mind_game)

Schantz96 19-01-2012 17:25

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Granted, but now an even more annoying game has been created. That is even more well known and common.

I wish for my wish to come true without corruption. TAKE THAT!

Ninja_Bait 19-01-2012 17:41

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Nope. Stubborn poster is too stubborn.

I wish for all right triangles to have side lengths that are Pythagorean triples.

come-at-me-bro 19-01-2012 18:22

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninja_Bait (Post 1109207)
Nope. Stubborn poster is too stubborn.

I wish for all right triangles to have side lengths that are Pythagorean triples.

The person granting the wish is actually a dyslexic and decided to wing your wish and make a python triangle.

I wish for there to be law on reproduction where you have to pass an IQ Test and score an IQ of at least 120 to be able to reproduce.

davidthefat 19-01-2012 20:03

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Quote:

Originally Posted by come-at-me-bro (Post 1109230)
The person granting the wish is actually a dyslexic and decided to wing your wish and make a python triangle.

I wish for there to be law on reproduction where you have to pass an IQ Test and score an IQ of at least 120 to be able to reproduce.

Unfortunately, Congress failed to comprehend your request, so they made everyone with an IQ of 120 or less reproduce.

I wish someone would help me understand this thread.

Renegades2012 23-01-2012 20:43

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But once you understand the thread there would be no use for it.

I wish some people weren't jerks! They get on my nerves

nitneylion452 25-01-2012 19:22

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Renegades2012 (Post 1112232)
But once you understand the thread there would be no use for it.

I wish some people weren't jerks! They get on my nerves

Granted! All people are now jerks.


I wish our robot would come together a little faster.

Whippet 29-01-2012 18:16

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Quote:

Originally Posted by nitneylion452 (Post 1113529)
Granted! All people are now jerks.


I wish our robot would come together a little faster.

Granted. But then, as quickly as it came together, your robot explodes with the destructive power of a nuclear weapon...TWO MINUTES before stop build day.

I wish my team's robot would actually score more than 2 points during regionals.

Andrew Lawrence 29-01-2012 18:22

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Whippet (Post 1116050)
Granted. But then, as quickly as it came together, your robot explodes with the destructive power of a nuclear weapon...TWO MINUTES before stop build day.

I wish my team's robot would actually score more than 2 points during regionals.

Congratulations! You can now score 3 points per regional....in a game where the minimum score value is 5!

I wish the next person cannot corrupt my wish!

nitneylion452 29-01-2012 19:06

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Granted. The person after me will corrupt your wish.


I wish we could have more time in the build season.

davidthefat 29-01-2012 21:05

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Quote:

Originally Posted by nitneylion452 (Post 1116083)
Granted. The person after me will corrupt your wish.


I wish we could have more time in the build season.

Just don't sleep.

I wish to have my wish horribly corrupted.

Ninja_Bait 30-01-2012 08:54

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Nope, stubborn poster posts stubbornly both ways.

I wish for a fish.

Andrew Lawrence 30-01-2012 09:00

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ninja_Bait (Post 1116355)

granted! It and the fish tank are now on your electronics board!

I wish for a

Whippet 30-01-2012 21:19

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Granted! But the nothing consumes your team's entire robot and your school cuts your budget so you can't buy parts for a new one.

I wish my team wins first place at championship this year.

msimon785 30-01-2012 21:27

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Okay, that will happen, but after your final, tiebreaker match at Einstein, which was declared to be yours, head referees count your bridge as 5.4º off center, thereby nullifying your win.

I wish for unlimited resources for team 1515.

AlexRoberts 31-01-2012 19:32

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Granted, but those resources are nothing but plutonium and rusty screws.

I wish I could go to Colorado.

KarenH 01-02-2012 14:52

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Granted. But when you reach Colorado, the weather suddenly turns severe. A blizzard has you snowed in without electricity or communications. Not only are you unable to go on CD or work on your robot, you are contemplating burning the furniture in your room just to stay warm.

I wish that the snails and slugs would leave my garden plants alone.

swodaem 01-02-2012 16:48

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those snails and plants were keeping your garden from being overgrown, now your garden turns into a jungle and the snail and slugs you saw only days ago are now monstrous and trying to kill you.


i wish i didnt wipe the OS off of my classmate.

nitneylion452 01-02-2012 18:06

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Granted. You wiped the OS from your personal computer.


I wish I was a genius.

AlexRoberts 01-02-2012 18:07

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Quote:

Originally Posted by swodaem (Post 1118002)
those snails and plants were keeping your garden from being overgrown, now your garden turns into a jungle and the snail and slugs you saw only days ago are now monstrous and trying to kill you.


i wish i didnt wipe the OS off of my classmate.

You never did, but now it's Linux.

I wish I had some untainted fried chicken.

MormonLad 02-02-2012 14:34

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AlexRoberts (Post 1118049)
You never did, but now it's Linux.

I wish I had some untainted fried chicken.


Granted, but now you are deathly allergic to chicken.


Wishing mE could englIsh gooDly.

AlexRoberts 02-02-2012 15:41

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MormonLad (Post 1118556)
Granted, but now you are deathly allergic to chicken.


Wishing mE could englIsh gooDly.

Thou can now english goodly, but now thine English is Ye Olde English.

I wish I lived in an alternate dimension where everything is exactly the same, but every person on the planet is a sentient chalupa.

ButterflyXing 03-02-2012 19:06

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Sure sure, its granted, but the Chalupas are human-eaters. And you are the only human. Sorry.

I wish my CAD drawings were done completely accurately and finished.

Andrew Lawrence 03-02-2012 19:08

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ButterflyXing (Post 1119398)
Sure sure, its granted, but the Chalupas are human-eaters. And you are the only human. Sorry.

I wish my CAD drawings were done completely accurately and finished.

Congratulations! But your team made a last-minute entire design change!

nitneylion452 03-02-2012 19:31

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Granted, but the police are at your door for breaking the rules of the game.


I wish people would always post a wish to corrupt.

genesisprobe 03-02-2012 20:45

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Granted

I wish that all wishes in this chain would restart.

I GRANTED MY OWN WISH!

...Not really.

I wish that anime survived until the end of Earth and implodes with all the humans with the oceans, and the trees, and the skies, and everything that exists on earth ( which can not be discovered by aliens.)

Hypnotoad 03-02-2012 21:10

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But then the posthuman race who discovers it doesn't like it and rips it all up.

I wish people didn't make spelling mistakes on posts.

genesisprobe 04-02-2012 13:07

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Granted, but then people make spelling mistakes everywhere else.

I wish that people were more generous.

Bax2996 04-02-2012 13:26

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Granted, but they also become more generous in giving you the cold and the flu. (and smallpox)

I wish our team could win championships.

Hypnotoad 04-02-2012 13:34

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You did win the champion.... SHIPS!!!! The ones that race across the oceans, but then Earth dries up entirely rendering your ships useless.

I wish two plus two ALWAYS equaled four.

nitneylion452 04-02-2012 23:12

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Granted, but now two times two equals 5!


I wish for more wishes.

msimon785 04-02-2012 23:20

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Granted, but on the condition that your wishes are decided for you, at random. As such, the first wish chosen after your being granted more wishes eliminates your ability to wish.

I wish it didn't take 4 days to throw chain onto a robot.

Andrew Lawrence 04-02-2012 23:30

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Quote:

Originally Posted by msimon785 (Post 1120218)
Granted, but on the condition that your wishes are decided for you, at random. As such, the first wish chosen after your being granted more wishes eliminates your ability to wish.

I wish it didn't take 4 days to throw chain onto a robot.

Granted. It takes a few seconds to throw chains on a robot, however to actually put the chains on sprockets instead of throwing chains ontop of a robot, it will take about a week.

Hypnotoad 05-02-2012 10:04

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Granted. your wish for nothing has been granted but as there is nothing to corrupt in that wish, I'll just give you a pie. It's pie flavor.

I wish more people would visit my change one word thread as it is just as fun as this one

genesisprobe 05-02-2012 16:16

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Granted because I did, but people will disobey the rules and there will be a big fight on that thread.

I wish that the girl I like will "fall desperately in LOVE with me."

Rogue Leader 05-02-2012 16:27

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She does, but to the point where she won't leave you alone for a second and becomes jealous of you spending time with anyone or anything besides her, causing her to handcuff herself to you to prevent you from going anywhere without her. You choose to gnaw off your own hand to escape her grasp on you.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

Andrew Lawrence 05-02-2012 16:33

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Rogue Leader (Post 1120505)
She does, but to the point where she won't leave you alone for a second and becomes jealous of you spending time with anyone or anything besides her, causing her to handcuff herself to you to prevent you from going anywhere without her. You choose to gnaw off your own hand to escape her grasp on you.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.

Granted! Oh, and congratulations on being deathly allergic to peanutbutter and chocolate! :D

I want to be the very best that no one ever was.

nitneylion452 05-02-2012 18:43

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Granted. But to catch them is your real test. To train them is your cause. But they are untrainable and you go home a resounding failure.

I wish I could wish again.

Hypnotoad 05-02-2012 22:47

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You can, but you now have to wait a week before you can post on a thread that you have already postd on.

I wish our 3D printer could print metal

genesisprobe 06-02-2012 16:21

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Granted but the supplies cost $1000 per inch cubed. It costs so much that your robotics team get tossed because it is costing the school so much money.

I wish that I had the ability to switch bodies with people at my will and always have a way out and no time limit.

DarkByakko 06-02-2012 18:48

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But then you realise that the interior of each person's mind is vastly foreign to you, and you slowly go insane amongst colors, sounds, frequencies and smells that the person whose mind you're inhabiting is vastly more accustomed to than you.

You can't switch back because the shock of all of the things you must now take in stuns you.


I wish to work in an aviary; I love birds and birds love me.

Rogue Leader 07-02-2012 00:43

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The birds horrifically turn on you, like the Alfred Hitchcock movie, "The Birds"!!!
You run in terror, only to find every bird in the aviary has grown evil in their hearts!

*Ahem*

I wish I had a Corvette Stingray.

nitneylion452 07-02-2012 01:42

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Granted. You now have a stingray that can swim and react as fast as a corvette.


I wish the rules this year weren't so darn specific!

Hypnotoad 07-02-2012 10:33

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Granted. Rules now don't contain any regulations at all and each robot made latches onto the hoop and constantly feeds balls in while blowing up enemy robots with their ray guns.

I wish I didn't have to do troubleshooting.

JABot67 07-02-2012 10:45

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Quote:

I wish I didn't have to do troubleshooting.
Granted, but now you're in Soviet Russia and in Soviet Russia, Trouble shoot YOU!!

I wish that my life was absolutely dreadful in every possible way.

Rogue Leader 07-02-2012 19:10

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Wish granted! ... Wait ... isn't that wish already corrupt?

I wish I had an unusual hat in TF2!

Bax2996 07-02-2012 19:17

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granted, but the hat makes you unable to see and you die over and over and over.

I wish I was 20% cooler

Andrew Lawrence 07-02-2012 22:14

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Bax2996 (Post 1121926)
granted, but the hat makes you unable to see and you die over and over and over.

I wish I was 20% cooler

Congrats! Your average body temperature is 20% colder, and you die. :D

I wish I had a Portal Gun. (Anything involving GLaDOS won't ruin it for me)

AlexRoberts 08-02-2012 14:55

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Granted, but you never wished for a functioning Portal gun.


I wish I could see my favorite band in concert.

nitneylion452 08-02-2012 16:23

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Granted. You are watching your favorite band in concert...on TV as all of your friends are actually at the show with VIP backstage passes.

I wish I could sing and dance.

mangagirl41 08-02-2012 19:08

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Granted, but you would never be able to stop and end up dieing of loss of oxygen and action.

I wish i could go to see how Pixar does their work.

nitneylion452 09-02-2012 12:24

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Granted, but you get crushed by the pixar lamp as soon as you start your tour.


I wish I was a Flyers season ticket holder.

AlexRoberts 09-02-2012 15:29

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Quote:

Originally Posted by nitneylion452 (Post 1123078)
Granted, but you get crushed by the pixar lamp as soon as you start your tour.


I wish I was a Flyers season ticket holder.


Granted, but you can only hold the tickets. You cannot use them, just hold them.


I wish I had the collected works of my favorite author.

Hypnotoad 09-02-2012 20:46

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Granted, but you favorite author is Stephanie Myers.

I wish the below statement was false.

This statement is false.

Ninja_Bait 09-02-2012 21:19

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Well, yeah, it is false. How about that? Your mind implodes.

I wish that McDonalds would make chicken nuggets that come in more than three shapes.

Bax2996 09-02-2012 21:21

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Granted. They now also come in choking hazard, microscopic, and Edward Cullen.

I wish my bed didn't seem just so darn comfortable in the mornings...

Andrew Lawrence 09-02-2012 21:27

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Ok, but now it NEVER feels comfortable, leaving you sleepless for the rest of your life!

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

nitneylion452 09-02-2012 22:59

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Granted, but as soon as you think of something, you forget it immediately.


I wish for...ah I forget.

Bax2996 11-02-2012 11:31

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Granted~! You now have forgetten everything! Including how to breath!

I wish I had more bacon.

Hypnotoad 11-02-2012 12:01

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Granted, but this bacon still hasn't been harvested, and now your house is completely filled with pigs.

I don't want to be an American idiot.

genesisprobe 11-02-2012 12:16

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Too late!

I wish that Earth had less obese people.

Rogue Leader 11-02-2012 14:00

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Granted, but now there is only bland food that doesn't taste good, in order to keep the population fit and thin. There are also no more video games.

I wish I had a completely legal ray gun that is hand portable and shoots a blue ray and won't harm me no matter what.

fredexcels 11-02-2012 14:46

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Indeed, your ray gun will not harm you but you will accidentely shoot your mother, who because of your cruelty when choosing a wish is left a puddle of cosmic ooze, although because of its speed it does this 67 years into the past :deadhorse: and you, therefore, were never born.

I want to beat all of you and your teams and win the robotics championship.

EricH 11-02-2012 14:50

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Granted. You're found to have used 60 CIMs, 5 batteries, and an illegal control system to do it, however. This means that you're disqualified, and all of your wins are voided for the season.

I wish that people would actually read the FRC Game Manual.

KarenH 12-02-2012 01:26

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Granted. EVERYBODY reads the FRC manual. In fact, they don't read anything else, including the U.S. Constitution. So now everyone (in the U.S., at least) has legal robots, but no legal rights, and we all go to jail.

I wish I had a mini crawler crane, because it would fit in my backyard.

Garrett.d.w 12-02-2012 02:44

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Granted, but when Skynet takes over you will come home to find that your robot is hanging fifty feet in the air... and it's blackmailing you for cookies :D

I wish my car could fly.

2348humanplayer 12-02-2012 20:51

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Ok, but your car's lift system malfunctions, lifting you into the engine of a passing plane.

I wish my wishes would never backfire.

mdiradoorian 12-02-2012 21:42

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OK, if your wishes never backfired for you it could cause peril for everyone around you.

I wish everyone could finish their robot and practice before stop build day.

genesisprobe 13-02-2012 12:23

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Granted, but then all the teams would be at a draw and they would cancel the competitions and not have another build season next year.

I wish that some threads would be easy to reply to.

mdiradoorian 13-02-2012 12:27

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Granted then everyone would be to ignorant to read everyone else's post but their own post and then the thread would be useless.

I wish that everyone would stop wishing for wierd things.

Hypnotoad 13-02-2012 20:48

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Granted. Now this thred is boring.

I wish our programs would work the first time.

Ninja_Bait 13-02-2012 23:32

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Granted. But now the engineers can't blame the programmers for things anymore.

I wish I was better at first-person shooters.

Andrew Lawrence 13-02-2012 23:33

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You got better, but so has everyone else!

I wish I could be in robotics already...

nssheepster 14-02-2012 12:05

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Granted. But the robot runs over your foot, and it turns gangrenous, and is amupatated. So you get called "Footless Andy" forever.

I wish I wished.

AlexRoberts 14-02-2012 13:46

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Quote:

Originally Posted by nssheepster (Post 1126423)
Granted. But the robot runs over your foot, and it turns gangrenous, and is amupatated. So you get called "Footless Andy" forever.

I wish I wished.

Wish granted, but you wished that you wished that you hadn't wished, so, you never wished.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

nitneylion452 14-02-2012 22:07

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Granted, but you don't have any gills, so you die.

Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener.

Hypnotoad 14-02-2012 23:23

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Granted, but now you're an Oscar mayer weiner.

I wish I didn't have so much homework.

nssheepster 15-02-2012 07:23

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Granted. Except now, you fail a test, and the lack of homework grades means you fail. Again.

I wish I wished I wished that I hadn't wished I wished wishily.

Hypnotoad 15-02-2012 20:41

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syntax error.

i wish people made grant-able wishes.

nssheepster 16-02-2012 07:26

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Granted. But then someone wishes you smelled like feet, and you do.

I wish genies were nicer.

genesisprobe 16-02-2012 18:22

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Granted, but then making wishes would be without fun, excitement, or adrenaline and then the genie race prospers and takes over the world because their masters never asked for any interesting wishes.

I wish that everything I wanted would come true.

NeatNit 17-02-2012 12:12

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Quote:

Originally Posted by genesisprobe (Post 1128328)
I wish that everything I wanted would come true.

Granted!


And then you wake up.






I wish there was no crime ever

jkato 17-02-2012 13:09

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
But then, police officers, now out of work, have no job. So they turn to crime, except they can't do that either. So they wither away and die.

I wish a had a big, juicy hamburger, complete with ketchup, pickles, lettuce, and tomato.

Djinn74 17-02-2012 14:03

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted. But it tastes disgusting due to the burger being too juicy (90% water).

I wish that the relocation value would fit in 24 bits.

nssheepster 17-02-2012 18:15

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but then your robot overheats and melts into slag sue to a minor coding error and misaligned motor housing.

I wish my wish to have my wish for a million dollars corrupted was corrupted, becuase two negatives make a positive, so...
$$$$$!

genesisprobe 17-02-2012 18:23

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but someone else wished that three negatives make a positive so your wish is still corrupted.

I wish that people had the ability to possess people at their will.

Troger 17-02-2012 20:54

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but then you and your team get disqualified from Rebound Rumble because you lack gracious professionalism

Because it rains so much in Oregon, i wish that it would rain gold!

nitneylion452 17-02-2012 21:08

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but the size of the nuggets destroys everything and now Oregon ceases to exist.


I wish I owned a McDonald's restaurant that always passed health inspection and was extremely successful.

shadowdarklight 17-02-2012 21:51

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but due to their immense success every other fast food restaurant on the planet is closed, forcing us all to eat only mcdonalds for all eternity :ahh:

I wish our autonomous code for our robot would write itself error free.

cgmv123 17-02-2012 23:19

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by shadowdarklight (Post 1129149)
Granted, but due to their immense success every other fast food restaurant on the planet is closed, forcing us all to eat only mcdonalds for all eternity :ahh:

I wish our autonomous code for our robot would write itself error free.

Granted, but your robot becomes self-aware and takes over the entire world.

I wish my team had an automatic qualification for Championship and the money to pay for it.

genesisprobe 18-02-2012 12:24

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Then other teams would get mad at you and the referee would disqualify you for cheating your way into the Championship.

I wish that we could use old robots for this year's competition.


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