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nssheepster 18-02-2012 12:31

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted. But then you lose, and find out the mob is now after your favorite mentor for cheating them on a loan.

I wish CD was awesome.

Rogue Leader 18-02-2012 20:39

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted! CD is now so awesome that you won't get off it, no matter how hungry or sick you are!

I wish I had an Alienware Desktop Gaming Computer!

nitneylion452 19-02-2012 02:25

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Granted. Sadly it is only the shell of the computer. There are no components inside.


I wish the NHL 12 servers weren't so terrible.

Hypnotoad 21-02-2012 13:46

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Granted. But now everyone goes on them and there is a constant overload.

I wish I wished I had a fish.

mdiradoorian 21-02-2012 16:07

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Granted your wish was granted and you recieved a rare microscopic fish that you dropped on the floor by accident and now could not find it.

I wish for world peace and world hunger was solved

Clarinerd 21-02-2012 16:15

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Granted. But the food you gave everybody was poisoned, so they're all peaceful
with each other, but not you.

I wish code would work right the first time.

Andrew Lawrence 21-02-2012 16:24

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Clarinerd (Post 1131887)
Granted. But the food you gave everybody was poisoned, so they're all peaceful
with each other, but not you.

I wish code would work right the first time.

It does, but never any time after that.

I wish I had 3 more wishes!

nssheepster 21-02-2012 18:55

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Granted. But then, the genies wishes he had the wishes, and since he's a genie, he wins. So, he frees himself, destroys all other genies, and rues the universe forever with his unending life.

I wish I had a totally awesome car made of an awesome metalurgical alloy of awesome, awesome sauce, and aluminum.

AlexRoberts 22-02-2012 13:45

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The car is a solid piece, with no engine, radiator, seats, or anything. Just a solid alloy and sauce car.

I wish I could play any instrument perfectly.

Andrew Lawrence 22-02-2012 13:49

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AlexRoberts (Post 1132645)
The car is a solid piece, with no engine, radiator, seats, or anything. Just a solid alloy and sauce car.

I wish I could play any instrument perfectly.

You can, but now your amazing musical talents take away from your time at FIRST and you have to quit the team.

I wish the first wish all over again! *you can't counter it the same way*

Clarinerd 22-02-2012 14:03

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Now people have shut up about Anne Nicole Smith. In fact, everyone stops talking period. High ranking military and political officers don't try to talk to each other before attacking, and neither side is able to communicate during the battle. World War III starts and once everything and everyone is destroyed, the only person left will be Anne Nicole Smith.

I wish our team got a $20,00 sponsorship from Lockheed Martin.

CNettles11 22-02-2012 14:23

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Wish granted but due to school budget concerns, all of the money is spent on new colorguard equipment.

I wish that that I could hold all these limes.

bf2416 23-02-2012 12:55

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Granted, but the limes are actually moldy lemons and you get sick from holding them.

i wish that people had more patience

KarenH 23-02-2012 14:31

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Granted. But since you couldn't wait for people to develop the character needed to have patience, but had to wish for it instead, you never become patient yourself. In fact, you are so impatient that you become angry and start killing people who make you wait. You get sentenced to prison and have to wait a long, long time to get out. By the time you learn to be patient, you are on your deathbed.

I wish my headache would go away.

nitneylion452 23-02-2012 16:48

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Granted, but everything else on your body aches now.


I wish I had some airheads candy.

Ninja_Bait 23-02-2012 20:30

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Granted, but inside the candy wrappers, it's actually M&M's!!!!! Oh, wait, that's not very corrupt...

The M&M's turn into microbots that eat your face!

I wish I didn't have homework.

nitneylion452 24-02-2012 02:20

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Granted. You now go to a boarding school. Since you live at school, you are never really home, so none of your work is "home"work.


I wish the rule book wasn't so ambiguous this year.

LemmingBot 24-02-2012 07:46

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Ok, then. Next years will be very explicit but it will be written in exclusively Voynich and have diagrams drawn by M.C Escher.

I wish my computer screen would stop burning out.

brainiac680 24-02-2012 10:54

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Granted but now it's frozen (instead of burnt).

I wish for this wish to be granted.

cgmv123 24-02-2012 11:51

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Quote:

Originally Posted by brainiac680 (Post 1134063)
Granted but now it's frozen (instead of burnt).

I wish for this wish to be granted.

Granted, but nothing happens, so what's the point? :confused:

I wish they would let us cut down the nets when we win. (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/sh....php?p=1134090)

2348humanplayer 24-02-2012 18:55

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Granted. At the nationals, Dean Kamen does the ceremony, but the scissors slip from his hand, puncturing his chest, killing him. (Sorry, Dean!)

I wish that I could live forever, but would never change my outside appearance.

brainiac680 24-02-2012 23:38

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granted, but your internal organs age and decay like normal.

I wish for 1000 legally and morally obtained US dollars.

johnmaguire2013 26-02-2012 20:48

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by brainiac680 (Post 1134490)
granted, but your internal organs age and decay like normal.

I wish for 1000 legally and morally obtained US dollars.

Granted, but shortly thereafter the U.S. economy falls to 1 GBP = .01 USD. Your money is now worth ~$6.29 current USD.

I wish to be able to teleport anywhere in the world at any time I want.

Andrew Lawrence 26-02-2012 20:50

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Quote:

Originally Posted by johnmaguire2013 (Post 1135339)
Granted, but shortly thereafter the U.S. economy falls to 1 GBP = .01 USD. Your money is now worth ~$6.29 current USD.

I wish to be able to teleport anywhere in the world at any time I want.

Nope.

I wish we can now refuse wishes.

nitneylion452 26-02-2012 20:52

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Granted, but now everyone refuses wishes and this thread dies.


I wish I was the president of the US

cgmv123 27-02-2012 17:49

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Quote:

Originally Posted by nitneylion452 (Post 1135342)
Granted, but now everyone refuses wishes and this thread dies.


I wish I was the president of the US

Granted, but you get assassinated immediately.

I wish we didn't have to stop building on stop build day.

mdiradoorian 27-02-2012 21:56

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Granted then all teams will have an unequal amount of time to finish their robot.

I wish my wishes were never corrupted.

genesisprobe 01-03-2012 18:11

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Then someone would wish for your wishes recorrupted and then they would be corrupted again.

I wish that bullying and harassment didn't exist.

nitneylion452 09-03-2012 03:30

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Granted, but now all school counselors and many lawyers lose their jobs, which sends the United States and, because of globalization, the world into a horrible depression which leads to anarchy and rioting in the streets and complete destruction of the human race.


I wish I hadn't corrupted that last wish so terribly (or well?)

nssheepster 12-03-2012 12:58

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But then, you are bullied off a cliff, and hate wishing you hadn't corrupted that wish.

I wish I had a dish.

LV_Matterhorn 15-03-2012 11:32

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Granted, but now soup is the only kind of food in the world.

I wish that the corruption of this wish will be totally creative and not cliché, like "Granted but you die" or something like that.

nitneylion452 15-03-2012 15:32

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Granted. You're dead.


I wish people were more creative with their wishes.

beandip3160 20-03-2012 00:09

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Granted but now everyone elses corruptions are more creative and the world is destroyed.


I wish I could control things with my mind telepathically.

Peck 20-03-2012 00:31

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by beandip3160 (Post 1146517)
Granted but now everyone elses corruptions are more creative and the world is destroyed.


I wish I could control things with my mind telepathically.

Granted, but you become dependent on telepathy and end up not being able to function without it.

I wish for another day of FRC competition

mathgeek0001 27-03-2012 03:13

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Granted, but your robot spontaneously combusts and your team is unable to compete.

I wish that build team would stop insisting that mechanical glitches be fixed in software.

Suitster 27-03-2012 06:54

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Granted, you now fix every mechanical bug in software the first time somebody asks

I wish that a teleportation device was invented and widely used

nssheepster 27-03-2012 12:50

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Granted, but then you have a teleporter mishap and end up fused with your grandmother, and the horrible tragedy causes teleporters to be banned forever. And ever.

I wish that FIRST was more widely known in my area.

Peck 27-03-2012 16:58

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by nssheepster (Post 1150117)
I wish that FIRST was more widely known in my area.

Granted, but it get's known because of all the robots blowing up at the local rejional

I wish that circles were square.

cgmv123 27-03-2012 17:52

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Peck (Post 1150262)
I wish that circles were square.

Granted, but what's a circle then.

I wish I understood how PID controllers work.

GrosseVogel 28-03-2012 19:37

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Granted, but then you will spend the rest of your life tuning and tuning pid, wishing you didn't know how they work.

I wish I had robotics today.

Peck 28-03-2012 23:52

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granted, but it is because u have to rebuild your robot after it was destroyed in a fire.

I wish nothing bad happened to me or anyone i don't want anything bad to happen to.

In1g0M0nt0ya 29-03-2012 20:20

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Your wish is granted but for nothing bad to happen to you you have to be dead so now you are dead and anyone you didn't want anything bad to happen to

I wish i could finish my animation on time and send it in and win the animation award in St. Louis

Ninja_Bait 29-03-2012 22:39

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Granted. But then all the other teams are so blown away by your animation that none of them ever submit ever again and FIRST takes away the animation award and because of that Autodesk stops sponsoring FRC and then teams can't design things except in SolidWorks, and then cannot make chain runs in their CAD models and then their motors jam and then they smoke!!!!!!1!!!

I wish I could be a Green Lantern.

Peck 29-03-2012 23:04

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granted, but you becoming a green lattern causes you to be overwhelmed by the power and you turn to the dark side.

I wish 1+1=2

In1g0M0nt0ya 30-03-2012 11:16

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Granted, but the wish decides to be funny and makes all numbers variables so a+b=c and 1+1=3 and so on

I wish my computer rendered the animation i am waiting for right now a little faster

JohnFogarty 10-04-2012 07:38

Granted, but then the animation is so fantastic that it destroys your graphics card and your computers motherboard after you finish watching it.

I wish our team could go compete in St. Louis with our FRC robot and do really well.

KarenH 10-04-2012 18:22

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Granted. You do so well that you win the FRC Championship AND the Chairman's Award. However, after you get home, your brother dies, your mentor's mother dies, and a hurricane destroys your best friend's house, so you forget how happy you were to win.

I wish my second kitten wouldn't bite so hard.

EricH 10-04-2012 18:46

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by KarenH (Post 1156388)
I wish my second kitten wouldn't bite so hard.

Granted. Now the first one bites even harder.

I wish that the electricals would get our senior design project wired up correctly.

Peck 10-04-2012 19:12

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granted, they wire it up "correctly" so that the wires loose connection when they get hot.

I wish I could fix all problems

In1g0M0nt0ya 10-04-2012 20:10

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Granted, but eventually you fix all problems, thus making the world boring and gray. Alien explorers come to study the planet but find it uninteresting so they destroy the planet for a highway to the more unknown parts of the galaxy.


I wish awkward silences could be broken easier

LV_Matterhorn 11-04-2012 19:26

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Granted. All awkward silences are now immediately broken by even more awkward statements, which in turn causes another awkward silence (which will then, of course, be broken), causing an infinite loop and the world is plagued with a cacophony of awkward speech.

I wish the Leafs would win the Stanley Cup.

nitneylion452 12-04-2012 04:00

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Granted, but in all the elation of a Stanley Cup victory, the people of Toronto rise up in revolution. As punishment for the revolt, Toronto is broken up into 12 districts. Each year, every district will tribute 2 people, one male and one female, to partake in a fight to the death. The lone winner will be given riches beyond their wildest dreams, but there will be no Maple Leafs hockey anymore.


I wish FRC fields were easier to assemble.

nssheepster 16-04-2012 07:34

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Granted, but now the easy-to-assembel fields fall apart every time somebody sneezes, collapsing on your head to cause a concussion and make you think you are a hungry bear.

I wish I could spell better.

In1g0M0nt0ya 16-04-2012 21:42

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Granted, but you spell so well now that people put you in charge of redoing the English language and you do so well that no one understands anything you spell or say anymore

I wish i was not made of apple pie

Clarinerd 21-04-2012 15:40

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Granted. You're made of pie-flavored pie instead.

I wish little kid's games weren't so addicting.

Paul T. 22-04-2012 11:15

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Then the little kids would get bored Riot and start playing older kids games which would poison there minds and ruin there generation which in tern would ruin the world



I wish the next first season wasn't so far away

LightWaves1636 27-04-2012 03:47

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Granted but forwarding in time has caused time to collapse on itself and you relive the build season over and over and over and over again...........and never reaching stop build day.....

I wish for FIRST Championships to be at the Cowboy Stadium.

sgreco 27-04-2012 17:31

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by LightWaves1636 (Post 1163052)
Granted but forwarding in time has caused time to collapse on itself and you relive the build season over and over and over and over again...........and never reaching stop build day.....

I wish for FIRST Championships to be at the Cowboy Stadium.

It will be, but the game will have footballs, and jumbo-tron will get in the way of punts.

I wish for peace and prosperity for all people!

Peck 27-04-2012 18:34

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granted, but with everyone being prosperous, the standard for prosperous rises and all prices rise to a level in which a persons buying power is less then current.

I wish for every school in the world to have a FIRST teem (good luck teams :) )

rainbowdash 28-04-2012 02:27

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I WISH OUR ROBOT WOULD HAVE SWERVE DRIVE D':

Peck 28-04-2012 10:12

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Quote:

Originally Posted by rainbowdash (Post 1163194)
I WISH OUR ROBOT WOULD HAVE SWERVE DRIVE D':

(not how this works, u have to corrupt the last guys wish before u make ur own)

sgreco 28-04-2012 13:10

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by rainbowdash (Post 1163194)
I WISH OUR ROBOT WOULD HAVE SWERVE DRIVE D':

You have swerve drive, but it's so heavy, that ends up being all you have.

I wish my championship predictions will be correct.

CalTran 29-04-2012 23:25

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sgreco (Post 1163250)
I wish my championship predictions will be correct.

Granted, but you predicted predicted all of the field problems and now have an angry mob coming after you.

I wish that my team could have a drive member from all the great FRC team (2056, 1114, 67, 217, 33, 469, 1717...)

sgreco 30-04-2012 13:27

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by CalTran (Post 1164251)
Granted, but you predicted predicted all of the field problems and now have an angry mob coming after you.

I wish that my team could have a drive member from all the great FRC team (2056, 1114, 67, 217, 33, 469, 1717...)

Granted bu then you get beat by an alliance of 148, 254 and 111.

I wish winning regionals was easier.

In1g0M0nt0ya 02-05-2012 12:10

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but now regionals are so easy to win that everyone that goes to them wins as well and since there are approximately 2,075 teams, it takes weeks for the championship to finish and you eventually get board and just decide to quit.


I wish i was technopathic and absolutely brilliant

rainbowdash 03-05-2012 02:08

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by In1g0M0nt0ya (Post 1165837)
Granted, but now regionals are so easy to win that everyone that goes to them wins as well and since there are approximately 2,075 teams, it takes weeks for the championship to finish and you eventually get board and just decide to quit.


I wish i was technopathic and absolutely brilliant


You become absolutely brilliant and technopathic, but you lose all other aspects of being human- the ability to love, care, make friends. You take yourself to a mental asylum, where you exist for the rest of your life. You die and reincarnate in to a poptart cat that poops rainbows... well not such a bad way to die.. but still...



I wish I knew the names of the twins on 1717.

LemmingBot 05-05-2012 12:29

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Ok, but they are now the twins from the Shining!

I wish that I could save up enough money to independently attend Championships next year!

Peck 05-05-2012 13:57

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granted, you rob a bank and have enough to attend but they catch u while ur watching from the frount row and everyone watches as ur escorted to a cop car.

I wish that i would, legally, with no strings attached, and without causing harm in any form to anyone, get an all expanse trip to next years kickoff and champs.

z_beeblebrox 27-05-2012 01:55

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Granted, but you're the only person there.

I wish that this business plan I have to write would finish itself.

cgmv123 27-05-2012 23:21

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Quote:

Originally Posted by z_beeblebrox (Post 1171673)
I wish that this business plan I have to write would finish itself.

Granted, but it turns out as a plan that runs your business into the ground.

I wish my back and feet didn't hurt so bad after work.

Peck 28-05-2012 00:44

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granted, you are paralyzed from the neck down.

I wish I could force my enemies into a time paradox

Suitster 28-05-2012 18:17

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Granted, but you fell in as well.

I wish that I had an endless bottle of root beer (the good stuff)

mlantry 29-05-2012 10:48

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granted you now have an endless supply but now your tired of rootbeer and stop drinking it so it just sits there.

I wish i could make the FRC games

Peck 29-05-2012 12:20

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granted, but every game you make is hated by everyone in the FIRST comunity including yourself.

I wish I could wish a wish that couldn't be corrupted and that that wish would be known by me and wished by me in this wishes stead.

z_beeblebrox 29-05-2012 12:34

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Granted, but the wish-giver doesn't understand what you're wishing for.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish.

KaitlynL 03-06-2012 20:36

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But if you didn't make a wish on the make a wish thread then you would be violating the laws of Chief Delphi and FBI agents would have to come and take you away to a secret prison in Hawaii.

I wish I hadn't just lost the game.

2348humanplayer 18-01-2013 20:46

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Quote:

Originally Posted by KaitlynL (Post 1172536)
But if you didn't make a wish on the make a wish thread then you would be violating the laws of Chief Delphi and FBI agents would have to come and take you away to a secret prison in Hawaii.

I wish I hadn't just lost the game.

(MUST REVIVE THREAD!)

Ok, but everyone else in the world does, and they kill you.

I wish our robot was perfect to play FIRST Ultimate Acscent.

Peck 18-01-2013 21:22

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granted, but it is the robot from your rookie year that you have reworked to do shows with

I wish all mass pushed other mass away from itself

z_beeblebrox 19-01-2013 00:22

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Granted, but the world explodes. :mad:

I wish we had a water game.

cgmv123 19-01-2013 10:20

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by z_beeblebrox (Post 1218359)
I wish we had a water game.

Granted, but you drown.

I wish my team chose shooting instead of climbing for our basic strategy.

iPenguin 23-01-2013 10:13

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Granted, but all the shots you take will miss.

I wish I could go to more than 1 regional.

Peck 23-01-2013 17:06

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granted, there is no rule against it. If you can get everything you need to go to multiple then you can.

I wish carbon-fiber duck-tape existed and is and will be inexpensive

Suitster 23-01-2013 19:40

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Granted, but it is less sticky than scotch tape.


I wish I had a cornucopia filled with infinite, caloriless, delicious, always warm-but-never-rotten, nachos

JDLau 29-01-2013 22:38

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Granted, but it kills you as you lift it to eat it.

I wish I could win championship.

Garrett.d.w 29-01-2013 22:49

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by JDLau (Post 1224263)
Granted, but it kills you as you lift it to eat it.

I wish I could win championship.

Granted, but there is a shipping mistake and instead of receiving a trophy, you get an opened can of Chuck Norris Whoop A.. (keeping it classy) ;)

I wish our robot could drive up the pyramid.

z_beeblebrox 29-01-2013 22:53

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Granted, but it doesn't want to drive down.

I wish no one corrupts this wish.

Lemons 29-01-2013 23:46

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Granted, but your paradox causes a rip in time and space.

I wish debugging wasn't necessary.

cgmv123 30-01-2013 13:24

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Lemons (Post 1224318)
I wish debugging wasn't necessary.

Granted, but you always have buggy code and you lose on Einstein because of it.

I wish the AndyMark gear motor had anti-backdrive.

thetntm 12-02-2013 21:30

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Peck (Post 1163113)
granted, but with everyone being prosperous, the standard for prosperous rises and all prices rise to a level in which a persons buying power is less then current.

I wish for every school in the world to have a FIRST teem (good luck teams :) )

(if you look back this was left uncorrupted)

granted, but then FIRST goes bankrupt for buying so many required parts, everyone sponsoring people lose all the sponsored money, they sue, schools go bankrupt, children weep.

edit: (nvm i thought of one)

rainbowdash 17-02-2013 18:28

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by thetntm (Post 1232451)
(if you look back this was left uncorrupted)

granted, but then FIRST goes bankrupt for buying so many required parts, everyone sponsoring people lose all the sponsored money, they sue, schools go bankrupt, children weep.

edit: (nvm i thought of one)


you forgot to make a wish to corrupt.

so I'll make one up for you to continue the consistency of this thread:

"I wish we had frisbee golf pros as our human players"

Granted, but they both develop arthritis right before your first competition.

I wished I could be a driver because the drive team is composed of lower classmen and I'm a senior.

dictionaria13 17-02-2013 18:38

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but (I noticed you're a programmer) you spend so much time and effort practicing to be the driver that the code suffers and autonomous ends up not working. :(

I wish I didn't have so much homework!

AnimeOtakuStar 18-02-2013 19:53

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Then with your spare time you'd have to get a ton of jobs to fill the void of time you'd be wasting.

I wish that I could travel through time and space.

roboX 18-02-2013 20:08

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
To AnimeOtakuStar's Wish....

Granted, however: As you also approve the maximum reaches of space and time, it starts to collapse on itself, engulfing everything including you, into a forever burning hole tore into the universe because of your silly wish that would make you almost as equivalent to a god.



I wish I had the greatest intelligence and new everything there is to know about the world.

HaleyMortensen 19-02-2013 22:14

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Then you would know everything past, present, and future. Including all of the possibilities of fate, driving you insane.

I wish my college education was free.

dictionaria13 19-02-2013 22:22

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
... It's really hard to corrupt this because I want that too. Well, here goes...

Granted, but it's a really BAD education because, after all, you get what you pay for!

I wish essays would go die in a metaphorical hole. XP

mcarobotics 20-03-2013 23:05

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
The essays would likely regenerate as essay zombies, and be more powerful and prevalent in high schools than ever before.

I wish I could be an astronaut.

KarenH 21-03-2013 01:10

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but you get that one-way ticket to Mars that was in the news recently, and you never get to see your home planet again.

I wish there were no weeds in my garden.

Suitster 21-03-2013 06:53

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Going to do a double corruption, because the opportunity is there

Quote:

I wish there were no weeds in my garden.
granted, but now nothing grows in the garden at all


Quote:

I wish we had frisbee golf pros as our human players
Granted, but on the last day of build, the GDC amends the game manual to prohibit the throwing of white disks, restricting each alliance to throwing at most six disks

I wish my internet speed was faster

Anthony Galea 26-03-2013 12:56

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Suitster (Post 1250906)
I wish my internet speed was faster

But then you'd have to pay more on your internet bill.

I wish we could be a #1 seed.

Jacob Bendicksen 14-04-2013 02:23

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by 3175student17 (Post 1252974)
But then you'd have to pay more on your internet bill.

I wish we could be a #1 seed.

But then you'd have to scout. Everyone. At champs.

I wish I could get off of CD.


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