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Granted. But then you lose, and find out the mob is now after your favorite mentor for cheating them on a loan.
I wish CD was awesome. |
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Granted! CD is now so awesome that you won't get off it, no matter how hungry or sick you are!
I wish I had an Alienware Desktop Gaming Computer! |
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Granted. Sadly it is only the shell of the computer. There are no components inside.
I wish the NHL 12 servers weren't so terrible. |
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Granted. But now everyone goes on them and there is a constant overload.
I wish I wished I had a fish. |
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Granted your wish was granted and you recieved a rare microscopic fish that you dropped on the floor by accident and now could not find it.
I wish for world peace and world hunger was solved |
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Granted. But the food you gave everybody was poisoned, so they're all peaceful
with each other, but not you. I wish code would work right the first time. |
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I wish I had 3 more wishes! |
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Granted. But then, the genies wishes he had the wishes, and since he's a genie, he wins. So, he frees himself, destroys all other genies, and rues the universe forever with his unending life.
I wish I had a totally awesome car made of an awesome metalurgical alloy of awesome, awesome sauce, and aluminum. |
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The car is a solid piece, with no engine, radiator, seats, or anything. Just a solid alloy and sauce car.
I wish I could play any instrument perfectly. |
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I wish the first wish all over again! *you can't counter it the same way* |
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Now people have shut up about Anne Nicole Smith. In fact, everyone stops talking period. High ranking military and political officers don't try to talk to each other before attacking, and neither side is able to communicate during the battle. World War III starts and once everything and everyone is destroyed, the only person left will be Anne Nicole Smith.
I wish our team got a $20,00 sponsorship from Lockheed Martin. |
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Wish granted but due to school budget concerns, all of the money is spent on new colorguard equipment.
I wish that that I could hold all these limes. |
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Granted, but the limes are actually moldy lemons and you get sick from holding them.
i wish that people had more patience |
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Granted. But since you couldn't wait for people to develop the character needed to have patience, but had to wish for it instead, you never become patient yourself. In fact, you are so impatient that you become angry and start killing people who make you wait. You get sentenced to prison and have to wait a long, long time to get out. By the time you learn to be patient, you are on your deathbed.
I wish my headache would go away. |
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Granted, but everything else on your body aches now.
I wish I had some airheads candy. |
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Granted, but inside the candy wrappers, it's actually M&M's!!!!! Oh, wait, that's not very corrupt...
The M&M's turn into microbots that eat your face! I wish I didn't have homework. |
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Granted. You now go to a boarding school. Since you live at school, you are never really home, so none of your work is "home"work.
I wish the rule book wasn't so ambiguous this year. |
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Ok, then. Next years will be very explicit but it will be written in exclusively Voynich and have diagrams drawn by M.C Escher.
I wish my computer screen would stop burning out. |
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Granted but now it's frozen (instead of burnt).
I wish for this wish to be granted. |
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I wish they would let us cut down the nets when we win. (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/sh....php?p=1134090) |
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Granted. At the nationals, Dean Kamen does the ceremony, but the scissors slip from his hand, puncturing his chest, killing him. (Sorry, Dean!)
I wish that I could live forever, but would never change my outside appearance. |
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granted, but your internal organs age and decay like normal.
I wish for 1000 legally and morally obtained US dollars. |
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I wish to be able to teleport anywhere in the world at any time I want. |
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I wish we can now refuse wishes. |
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Granted, but now everyone refuses wishes and this thread dies.
I wish I was the president of the US |
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I wish we didn't have to stop building on stop build day. |
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Granted then all teams will have an unequal amount of time to finish their robot.
I wish my wishes were never corrupted. |
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Then someone would wish for your wishes recorrupted and then they would be corrupted again.
I wish that bullying and harassment didn't exist. |
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Granted, but now all school counselors and many lawyers lose their jobs, which sends the United States and, because of globalization, the world into a horrible depression which leads to anarchy and rioting in the streets and complete destruction of the human race.
I wish I hadn't corrupted that last wish so terribly (or well?) |
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But then, you are bullied off a cliff, and hate wishing you hadn't corrupted that wish.
I wish I had a dish. |
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Granted, but now soup is the only kind of food in the world.
I wish that the corruption of this wish will be totally creative and not cliché, like "Granted but you die" or something like that. |
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Granted. You're dead.
I wish people were more creative with their wishes. |
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Granted but now everyone elses corruptions are more creative and the world is destroyed.
I wish I could control things with my mind telepathically. |
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I wish for another day of FRC competition |
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Granted, but your robot spontaneously combusts and your team is unable to compete.
I wish that build team would stop insisting that mechanical glitches be fixed in software. |
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Granted, you now fix every mechanical bug in software the first time somebody asks
I wish that a teleportation device was invented and widely used |
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Granted, but then you have a teleporter mishap and end up fused with your grandmother, and the horrible tragedy causes teleporters to be banned forever. And ever.
I wish that FIRST was more widely known in my area. |
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I wish that circles were square. |
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I wish I understood how PID controllers work. |
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Granted, but then you will spend the rest of your life tuning and tuning pid, wishing you didn't know how they work.
I wish I had robotics today. |
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granted, but it is because u have to rebuild your robot after it was destroyed in a fire.
I wish nothing bad happened to me or anyone i don't want anything bad to happen to. |
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Your wish is granted but for nothing bad to happen to you you have to be dead so now you are dead and anyone you didn't want anything bad to happen to
I wish i could finish my animation on time and send it in and win the animation award in St. Louis |
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Granted. But then all the other teams are so blown away by your animation that none of them ever submit ever again and FIRST takes away the animation award and because of that Autodesk stops sponsoring FRC and then teams can't design things except in SolidWorks, and then cannot make chain runs in their CAD models and then their motors jam and then they smoke!!!!!!1!!!
I wish I could be a Green Lantern. |
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granted, but you becoming a green lattern causes you to be overwhelmed by the power and you turn to the dark side.
I wish 1+1=2 |
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Granted, but the wish decides to be funny and makes all numbers variables so a+b=c and 1+1=3 and so on
I wish my computer rendered the animation i am waiting for right now a little faster |
Granted, but then the animation is so fantastic that it destroys your graphics card and your computers motherboard after you finish watching it.
I wish our team could go compete in St. Louis with our FRC robot and do really well. |
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Granted. You do so well that you win the FRC Championship AND the Chairman's Award. However, after you get home, your brother dies, your mentor's mother dies, and a hurricane destroys your best friend's house, so you forget how happy you were to win.
I wish my second kitten wouldn't bite so hard. |
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I wish that the electricals would get our senior design project wired up correctly. |
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granted, they wire it up "correctly" so that the wires loose connection when they get hot.
I wish I could fix all problems |
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Granted, but eventually you fix all problems, thus making the world boring and gray. Alien explorers come to study the planet but find it uninteresting so they destroy the planet for a highway to the more unknown parts of the galaxy.
I wish awkward silences could be broken easier |
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Granted. All awkward silences are now immediately broken by even more awkward statements, which in turn causes another awkward silence (which will then, of course, be broken), causing an infinite loop and the world is plagued with a cacophony of awkward speech.
I wish the Leafs would win the Stanley Cup. |
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Granted, but in all the elation of a Stanley Cup victory, the people of Toronto rise up in revolution. As punishment for the revolt, Toronto is broken up into 12 districts. Each year, every district will tribute 2 people, one male and one female, to partake in a fight to the death. The lone winner will be given riches beyond their wildest dreams, but there will be no Maple Leafs hockey anymore.
I wish FRC fields were easier to assemble. |
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Granted, but now the easy-to-assembel fields fall apart every time somebody sneezes, collapsing on your head to cause a concussion and make you think you are a hungry bear.
I wish I could spell better. |
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Granted, but you spell so well now that people put you in charge of redoing the English language and you do so well that no one understands anything you spell or say anymore
I wish i was not made of apple pie |
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Granted. You're made of pie-flavored pie instead.
I wish little kid's games weren't so addicting. |
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Then the little kids would get bored Riot and start playing older kids games which would poison there minds and ruin there generation which in tern would ruin the world
I wish the next first season wasn't so far away |
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Granted but forwarding in time has caused time to collapse on itself and you relive the build season over and over and over and over again...........and never reaching stop build day.....
I wish for FIRST Championships to be at the Cowboy Stadium. |
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I wish for peace and prosperity for all people! |
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granted, but with everyone being prosperous, the standard for prosperous rises and all prices rise to a level in which a persons buying power is less then current.
I wish for every school in the world to have a FIRST teem (good luck teams :) ) |
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I WISH OUR ROBOT WOULD HAVE SWERVE DRIVE D':
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I wish my championship predictions will be correct. |
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I wish that my team could have a drive member from all the great FRC team (2056, 1114, 67, 217, 33, 469, 1717...) |
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I wish winning regionals was easier. |
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Granted, but now regionals are so easy to win that everyone that goes to them wins as well and since there are approximately 2,075 teams, it takes weeks for the championship to finish and you eventually get board and just decide to quit.
I wish i was technopathic and absolutely brilliant |
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You become absolutely brilliant and technopathic, but you lose all other aspects of being human- the ability to love, care, make friends. You take yourself to a mental asylum, where you exist for the rest of your life. You die and reincarnate in to a poptart cat that poops rainbows... well not such a bad way to die.. but still... I wish I knew the names of the twins on 1717. |
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Ok, but they are now the twins from the Shining!
I wish that I could save up enough money to independently attend Championships next year! |
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granted, you rob a bank and have enough to attend but they catch u while ur watching from the frount row and everyone watches as ur escorted to a cop car.
I wish that i would, legally, with no strings attached, and without causing harm in any form to anyone, get an all expanse trip to next years kickoff and champs. |
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Granted, but you're the only person there.
I wish that this business plan I have to write would finish itself. |
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I wish my back and feet didn't hurt so bad after work. |
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granted, you are paralyzed from the neck down.
I wish I could force my enemies into a time paradox |
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Granted, but you fell in as well.
I wish that I had an endless bottle of root beer (the good stuff) |
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granted you now have an endless supply but now your tired of rootbeer and stop drinking it so it just sits there.
I wish i could make the FRC games |
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granted, but every game you make is hated by everyone in the FIRST comunity including yourself.
I wish I could wish a wish that couldn't be corrupted and that that wish would be known by me and wished by me in this wishes stead. |
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Granted, but the wish-giver doesn't understand what you're wishing for.
I wish I didn't have to make a wish. |
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But if you didn't make a wish on the make a wish thread then you would be violating the laws of Chief Delphi and FBI agents would have to come and take you away to a secret prison in Hawaii.
I wish I hadn't just lost the game. |
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Ok, but everyone else in the world does, and they kill you. I wish our robot was perfect to play FIRST Ultimate Acscent. |
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granted, but it is the robot from your rookie year that you have reworked to do shows with
I wish all mass pushed other mass away from itself |
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Granted, but the world explodes. :mad:
I wish we had a water game. |
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I wish my team chose shooting instead of climbing for our basic strategy. |
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Granted, but all the shots you take will miss.
I wish I could go to more than 1 regional. |
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granted, there is no rule against it. If you can get everything you need to go to multiple then you can.
I wish carbon-fiber duck-tape existed and is and will be inexpensive |
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Granted, but it is less sticky than scotch tape.
I wish I had a cornucopia filled with infinite, caloriless, delicious, always warm-but-never-rotten, nachos |
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Granted, but it kills you as you lift it to eat it.
I wish I could win championship. |
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I wish our robot could drive up the pyramid. |
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Granted, but it doesn't want to drive down.
I wish no one corrupts this wish. |
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Granted, but your paradox causes a rip in time and space.
I wish debugging wasn't necessary. |
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I wish the AndyMark gear motor had anti-backdrive. |
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granted, but then FIRST goes bankrupt for buying so many required parts, everyone sponsoring people lose all the sponsored money, they sue, schools go bankrupt, children weep. edit: (nvm i thought of one) |
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you forgot to make a wish to corrupt. so I'll make one up for you to continue the consistency of this thread: "I wish we had frisbee golf pros as our human players" Granted, but they both develop arthritis right before your first competition. I wished I could be a driver because the drive team is composed of lower classmen and I'm a senior. |
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Granted, but (I noticed you're a programmer) you spend so much time and effort practicing to be the driver that the code suffers and autonomous ends up not working. :(
I wish I didn't have so much homework! |
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Then with your spare time you'd have to get a ton of jobs to fill the void of time you'd be wasting.
I wish that I could travel through time and space. |
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Granted, however: As you also approve the maximum reaches of space and time, it starts to collapse on itself, engulfing everything including you, into a forever burning hole tore into the universe because of your silly wish that would make you almost as equivalent to a god. I wish I had the greatest intelligence and new everything there is to know about the world. |
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Then you would know everything past, present, and future. Including all of the possibilities of fate, driving you insane.
I wish my college education was free. |
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... It's really hard to corrupt this because I want that too. Well, here goes...
Granted, but it's a really BAD education because, after all, you get what you pay for! I wish essays would go die in a metaphorical hole. XP |
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The essays would likely regenerate as essay zombies, and be more powerful and prevalent in high schools than ever before.
I wish I could be an astronaut. |
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Granted, but you get that one-way ticket to Mars that was in the news recently, and you never get to see your home planet again.
I wish there were no weeds in my garden. |
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I wish my internet speed was faster |
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I wish we could be a #1 seed. |
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I wish I could get off of CD. |
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