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Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
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Oh, and the bomb of such power hits Atlanta while you're there due to a terrible military mistake. I wish that my to-do list was shorter. |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted: Unfortunately it now consists of only one thing: Beat yourself with a hammer.
I wish I was omnipotent. |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Being omnipotent, you know the way in which you will die, and spend the rest of your life dreading that eventuality.
I wish we had a working computer so we could use the robotic arm in our Computer Integrated Manufacturing class. |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted, but then it gets hacked and it tries to strangle you and your students.
I wish I had more time for being on the computer. |
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Granted, but that time happens to be during class and boiler catches you for the umpteenth time. BUSTED!
I wish that no one could corrupt this wish. |
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Granted, but since I can't corrupt this wish, I'll just corrupt all of your future wishes in life.....Bing!
I wish that my (7 foot, 30 year-old)cousin wasn't so busy so he can come see our robot and agree on a sponsorship. (Decided to let you know so you don't corrupt based on his size or age, especially since he could probably beat most of you guys on here up) :D :D :D |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted, he is not busy...But now he is blind. He still won't be able to see your robot.
I wish that I found this thread earlier. |
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Okay, you found it so early that you claimed it's existence long before this thread started, and people assumed you were crazy when you started a thread messing up a nonexistent wish.
I wish I had worded that better. |
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Granted!
But after you spent several hours on wording and you finally click on the submit button, you find out that for some reason there's no internet connection. You call up your internet provider and find out that there's a serious problem which would not be solved in the next couple of months. I wish I could be a movie star. |
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Granted. You are now Wesley Snipes.
Should have paid your taxes like the rest of us. I wish my teammates were more motivated to collect sponsorships. |
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Granted...but team members collect so many sponsorships this year that there's no money left for next year.
I wish that I didn't have to sit through this health class. |
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but then you wouldn't know about the male and female anatomy and feel like an idiot when you get married to youre spouse and try to make love but don't know a thing because you didn't sit through that health class... lol
I wish graduation would hurry up and get here so I can stop dreading and anticipating the nervousness... |
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It gets here fast and flies right by. The following days/months/years follow and time finally stops with at 90 years old having a heart attack from all of that ravioli.
I wish that I didn't have to make a wish. |
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You dont have to make a wish, but then the Genie Union comes after for not wishing for any thing and steal your pants.
I wish that i had mind control so i could control the next person to post and make him not corrupt my wish |
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You mind control backfires as my mind is already corrupt and my thoughts drive you insane... you spend the rest of your life in a rubber room. :eek:
I wish I could find a nice piece of property up in the mountains far far away from everyone. :cool: |
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