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EricH 27-04-2008 22:31

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Lions for First (Post 743450)
Granted: But when you come up with a new theroy of everything and its used to make a new bomb of unimaginable power.

I wish that my team gets to go to Atlanta next year

Granted. You miss the date, though, and arrive a week late.

Oh, and the bomb of such power hits Atlanta while you're there due to a terrible military mistake.

I wish that my to-do list was shorter.

Herodotus 27-04-2008 23:13

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted: Unfortunately it now consists of only one thing: Beat yourself with a hammer.

I wish I was omnipotent.

Taylor 28-04-2008 08:05

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Being omnipotent, you know the way in which you will die, and spend the rest of your life dreading that eventuality.

I wish we had a working computer so we could use the robotic arm in our Computer Integrated Manufacturing class.

Carlee10 28-04-2008 10:36

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but then it gets hacked and it tries to strangle you and your students.

I wish I had more time for being on the computer.

EricH 28-04-2008 10:43

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but that time happens to be during class and boiler catches you for the umpteenth time. BUSTED!

I wish that no one could corrupt this wish.

Kittybot 28-04-2008 19:50

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but since I can't corrupt this wish, I'll just corrupt all of your future wishes in life.....Bing!


I wish that my (7 foot, 30 year-old)cousin wasn't so busy so he can come see our robot and agree on a sponsorship. (Decided to let you know so you don't corrupt based on his size or age, especially since he could probably beat most of you guys on here up) :D :D :D

Molten 28-04-2008 19:54

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, he is not busy...But now he is blind. He still won't be able to see your robot.

I wish that I found this thread earlier.

Joe G. 28-04-2008 20:50

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Okay, you found it so early that you claimed it's existence long before this thread started, and people assumed you were crazy when you started a thread messing up a nonexistent wish.

I wish I had worded that better.

feliks_rosenber 30-04-2008 07:17

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted!
But after you spent several hours on wording and you finally click on the submit button, you find out that for some reason there's no internet connection.
You call up your internet provider and find out that there's a serious problem which would not be solved in the next couple of months.

I wish I could be a movie star.

Taylor 30-04-2008 07:33

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted. You are now Wesley Snipes.

Should have paid your taxes like the rest of us.

I wish my teammates were more motivated to collect sponsorships.

Graham Donaldson 30-04-2008 08:20

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted...but team members collect so many sponsorships this year that there's no money left for next year.

I wish that I didn't have to sit through this health class.

The_Ravioli_Man 01-05-2008 13:01

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
but then you wouldn't know about the male and female anatomy and feel like an idiot when you get married to youre spouse and try to make love but don't know a thing because you didn't sit through that health class... lol

I wish graduation would hurry up and get here so I can stop dreading and anticipating the nervousness...

Molten 01-05-2008 13:16

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
It gets here fast and flies right by. The following days/months/years follow and time finally stops with at 90 years old having a heart attack from all of that ravioli.

I wish that I didn't have to make a wish.

qwertyuiop[]\ 01-05-2008 18:07

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
You dont have to make a wish, but then the Genie Union comes after for not wishing for any thing and steal your pants.


I wish that i had mind control so i could control the next person to post and make him not corrupt my wish

Protronie 04-05-2008 14:27

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
You mind control backfires as my mind is already corrupt and my thoughts drive you insane... you spend the rest of your life in a rubber room. :eek:


I wish I could find a nice piece of property up in the mountains far far away from everyone. :cool:


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