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aapl.jlo 09-02-2008 15:34

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
But right as you start it up, you notice a quarter under it, and while not thinking, grab it, but your shirt got wound around and crushed your arm and most of the rest of your body. Sad...

I wish I could actually get a job outside of Michigan...:yikes:

kanza624 09-02-2008 17:07

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granted, but then some crazy serial killer who is your doppleganger stumbles into the place where you work and kills some of your co-workers and you get fired.

i wish... that my team would win in Atlanta this year.

Kittybot 09-02-2008 17:32

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Granted, but your team becomes so famous for winning, that for the whole summer, poprazzi will ruin your life. Then immediately after the summer, your team is completely forgotten about. Your team feels so unspecial, that they see no reason why they should even try that year, so then your team totally stinks.

I wish that a boy I have a crush on in my Robotics team would fall in love with me too and ask me out.

program1 09-02-2008 18:14

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granted but then you find in 20 years when you get married he doesn't love you and leaves you forever

i wish we were done with our robot

MiniNerd24 09-02-2008 19:15

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Granted your robot is completed, but then you learn that most/ all of the rules change and you lose the first match.

I wish Valentine's day didn't cause so many people to block the hallways at our school.(Hint for corruption: they already crowd the hallways so think of something else.)

KoulFireChick 09-02-2008 19:34

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Granted, but once you finally make it to your class room on time for once you look down and you find you've some how lost your pants >.>

I wish people could like me for who i am and not what i pretend to be (I'm really not a jerk face, people just hate that i talk to much)

flyingcrayons 11-02-2008 14:27

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granted, but then people start to hate you for waht you are and want you to pretend ypu are someone else

I wish i could eat Taco Bell right now

MiniNerd24 11-02-2008 14:32

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Granted you eat lots of large bean burritos but the beans cause you to pass so much gas, you gas yourself (and anyone around you) till you pass out.

I wish I could get snowed in while building the robot and have the snow melt before we ship.

Kittybot 11-02-2008 15:51

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Granted, but it snows so much that the ceiling caves in from the pressure, so your whole team, plus your robot, is killed! :D

I wish that I didn't have strep throat right now so I could b at Robotics with my friends.

basicxman 11-02-2008 20:56

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granted but then you get strep throat again from yelling at people not building the robot properly

i wish for a snow day, it's freakn' -33 degrees celcius with windchill!!

cardinalman86 12-02-2008 07:34

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granted, but then you realize that ur meeting would be canceled and that means no robot building and eventually no robot. then u can't go to atlanta.

i wish i could sleep through school and not have to pay attention

MiniNerd24 12-02-2008 17:34

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Granted but when it comes to Finals you know absolutely nothing and fail, thus resulting in you taking the classes over again...and you have really hard classes to make up for that year.

I wish I were a ninja!

flyingcrayons 12-02-2008 21:20

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granted but then you have to go to japan for training and you can't be in FIRST robotics anymore :ahh:

i wish that the rain would not melt the snow

1337Nerd 13-02-2008 19:41

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Granted, but it then creates a layer of ice and you slip and break your neck.

I wish Valentines Day would just die.

cardinalman86 13-02-2008 21:51

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granted, but then u'll never find a wife, never marry, and die as a forty year old virgen


i wish that valentine's day was a lot longer than one day

Kittybot 14-02-2008 18:12

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Granted, but you eat all of the chocolate evreyone gives you (which is a lot), which clogs your arteries from the fat, so then you have a heart attack before you're 20! :D

I wish I had a boyfriend so I can get stuff on Valentine's Day and not feel left out. :(

MiniNerd24 14-02-2008 18:16

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Granted but he gets you all the things you hate and you eventually kill him.

I wish people wouldn't make such a big deal out of Valentine's Day. (They jsut won't be quiet about it )

Carlee10 14-02-2008 20:54

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Granted, but then no ever talks again and you go crazy on a violent spree because no one talks to you.

I wish that ship day is later than it is.

Taylor 14-02-2008 21:58

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Granted, but that just gives the team more time to procrastinate and goof off, and the robot's still not done.


I wish people weren't so violent in this thread. Seems like somebody's always killing something.

Kittybot 15-02-2008 19:39

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Granted, but without violence, you can't corrupt anyone's wish, so then this thread would no longer exist. :p

I wish my eye didn't hurt right now.

DevilsTech99 15-02-2008 19:56

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Granted but now your other eye hurts

I wish mechanical would hurry up so electrical can do their stuff

JoeJank103 16-02-2008 10:11

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But then there would be no room for the electronics on the robot because they were working to fast that didn't leave any space.

I wish i had a rocket launcher like the one that the prairie dog is holding in my picture.

1337Nerd 16-02-2008 10:23

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Granted, but then it goes off when you're pointing it at your feet and you die.

I wish my team would get me a better video camera.

MiniNerd24 16-02-2008 10:25

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Ok but because you have one you either get recruited to the army (get shot and die) or get arrested by the FBI.
I wish we would switch between chains and belts so much.

Taylor 17-02-2008 13:09

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If you don't use belts, how else do your pants stay up? Would you prefer suspenders?

I wish I would require less sleep to function

Kittybot 17-02-2008 13:44

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Granted, but because you don't need much sleep, you hardly sleep at all, you become cranky (but you can function alright, ...for you at least). Your wife asks you a question, but being cranky, you snap at her, then she gets mad at you and makes you sleep on the couch. Since you don't sleep, that doesn't bother you, so you're still cranky. You snap at her again, so now she's considering divorcing you. :D

I wish I had the power of a Jumper, so I can go where ever I want when I want. :p

1337Nerd 18-02-2008 02:13

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Ok, but then you misjudge something and end up at the bottom of Mariana's Trench and die instantly.

I wish I had the power of Alex Mercer:D. For those who don't know who that is(about 99% of you), here's a link for the game trailer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp-nQi9vGHI
Note: This game is still in production and has an RP rating, but there's no doubt it'll have an M rating. It's more violent than Gears of War.

11Mort11 21-02-2008 16:20

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 1337Nerd (Post 701384)

I wish I had the power of Alex Mercer:D. For those who don't know who that is(about 99% of you), here's a link for the game trailer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp-nQi9vGHI
Note: This game is still in production and has an RP rating, but there's no doubt it'll have an M rating. It's more violent than Gears of War.

then someone will hack the game and change you to a rock

i wish i had another wish

1337Nerd 25-02-2008 23:02

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Ok but this wish turns out t be evil and does horrible things to you.

I wish I could do good in the Canadian Computing Contest tomorrow.

Kittybot 26-02-2008 21:27

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Granted, but the other Canadians become jealous of you, so they drown you in maple syrup in your sleep. :D

I wish that I didn't have 2 projects due on the same day! :mad:

EricH 26-02-2008 21:32

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kittybot (Post 707914)
I wish that I didn't have 2 projects due on the same day! :mad:

Granted...you now have 5 projects due on the same day...and it's tomorrow...and you haven't started any of them.

I wish for more wishes.

Carlee10 27-02-2008 15:38

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Granted, but a 1,000 thieves steal your wishes and destroy the world.

I wish that the stupid people bugging me would no longer bug me.

Kittybot 27-02-2008 16:52

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Granted, but then different, more annoying people start bugging you and cause you to kill yourself cause they're so annoying. :yikes:

I wish I had more time to do homework.

MiniNerd24 27-02-2008 18:14

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Fine but then you have so much time that you don't have school and no longer need the homework.

I wish I could go to the Chicago Regionals this Thursday and Friday and Saturday.

1337Nerd 27-02-2008 23:59

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Granted but then a Bombardier airplane crashes(no surprise there) into the place where the Chicago regionals are being held.

I wish for less math homework.

RoXmySoX 28-02-2008 13:05

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ok, but less math homework will give you more time for english homework!

I wish that school was never created, invented, whatever...:(

redtide 28-02-2008 14:55

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granted but then First was never invented so there was no need for Ciefdelphi and now you are sitting at home wasting time.

I wish that the second week regional would get here sooner

Cooley744 28-02-2008 16:12

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if it was to come sooner, you would be bored after, longer.
I wish that seismographs would build themselves

MiniNerd24 28-02-2008 17:33

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(What???) Granted but there aren't anymore earthquakes which makes their existence redundant.

I wish that FIRST and CD would remain existent and I could be on my team forever.

flyingcrayons 28-02-2008 19:18

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granted, but you will never die, and when the world is swallowed by the sun in 6 billion or so years, you will still be there. That would hurt!!

I wish my team, team 1089 would win every competition we enter in this year!

Kittybot 28-02-2008 20:04

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Granted, but then next year your team totally stinks and you lose every competition you enter (you know, to balance it all out and all). :p

Taylor 29-02-2008 07:32

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Granted, but your lack of wish comes true when you open your next fortune cookie, and there's no fortune in it, and you drop over dead.

I wish over 1,000 people would sign the FRC license plate petition by the BMR and then buy the plate in 2009

Kittybot 29-02-2008 12:23

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Granted, but then they get their license plates and hate them. They throw them away, filling up the land fills all the way. So, then we have a national panic! They realize that you were the one that gave people the license plates in the first place, so you're sent to prison and are sentenced to the electric chair! :D

I wish that "someone I like" will like me back! :p

flyingcrayons 02-03-2008 21:15

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granted, but then you will get bored of each other

I wish i didnt have school tomorrrow morning

Carlee10 03-03-2008 16:42

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Granted, but then pirates raid your house ,and you know are doomed to be a scurvy pirate for all of eternity.

I wish that it wasn't raining, and that the water didn't seep through my shoes and socks.

Kittybot 03-03-2008 16:55

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Granted, but now it's sleeting outside, you get pelted on the head with sleet drops, instead.

I wish that I didn't have a Track meet tomorrow.

Graham Donaldson 04-03-2008 17:41

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Fine, no track meet, but now you have to run home to get something and end up running anyways.

I wish that I didn't have to do my SAT work, but I'd still do well on the SAT's.

1337Nerd 15-03-2008 13:04

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Granted but then they think you cheated on the SAT's and you fail anyway.

I wish for better skills with a sniper rifle in Halo 3.

basicxman 15-03-2008 13:10

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wish granted but then no one wants to play with you because you pwn them all

i wish you could play all the maps in single player mode of Battlefield 2142 (deluxe edition, anyone else have this problem?)

Kersten 21-03-2008 15:04

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Granted, but then your game system will break and you can't play the game at all.

I wish I could be the best Programmer ever!

prettycolors91 21-03-2008 16:22

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Granted, but then since you know everything about programming, your brain would progressivley swell with all this knowledge. It would eventually grow so large that it would have a gravitational pull, causing large heavy objects to come flying at your face.

I wish I could be head scout AND run the Hall Of Fame at the same time in Atlanta...

MatthewMachart 21-03-2008 21:25

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Your wish is granted. But your mind becomes corrupted with overwhelming feeling of success. You become boastful, and bossy, and unpleasent. You are banned from the team!

I wish for a reese's peanutbutter cup dispensor for my room, that requires no money to function, and has unlimited peanutbutter cups.

Kittybot 22-03-2008 11:55

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Granted, but you eat so many, that the top of your mouth becomes permanently coated in peanut butter, thus causing you to not talk clearly. So now you have to go through the rest of your life not being understood. Oh, btw, all those fattening peanut butter cups caused you to gain 200 pounds.....stinks for you! :D :D

I wish that we did better at the Boilermaker Regional. :(

Kersten 22-03-2008 13:06

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Granted, but by changing the past you messed up your future and you will lose every competition you compete in from then on.

I wish I could breath under water.

MatthewMachart 22-03-2008 18:09

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Granted, however, you then loose you're ability to breathe above water. Sucks for you.

I wish my wishes won't become corrupted. =]

Carlee10 22-03-2008 23:09

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Granted, but then you ruin the thread, and you are forevermore banned from chief delphi.
I wish that my legs and butt didn't hurt(I just danced without sitting for SIX hours straight.)

MatthewMachart 27-03-2008 15:10

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You're legs and but no longer hurt for you can no longer feel them....
Why?...
They have been REMOVED! OH NO!


I wish the guy above me can have his lower half back =[....

flyingcrayons 28-03-2008 19:49

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granted but they have to take your bottom half and implant it onto him, thus resulting in you having no legs.

i wish i didn't have to go back to school on monday after about 12 days of spring break. :(

Kersten 31-03-2008 21:33

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Granted, but by not going to school you will miss tons of work and be swamped with make-up work for the next week.

I wish limousines were cheap...

Schnabel 31-03-2008 21:59

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If they were cheap though, then they probably wouldn't be safe. (Think of Dumb and Dumber)

I wish that my room was clean so my parents would stop nagging me about it.

redtide 01-04-2008 13:35

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granted but they find another way to rag on you


I wish my team could go to Atlanta or at least the seniors

EricH 01-04-2008 13:39

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Quote:

Originally Posted by redtide (Post 728511)
I wish my team could go to Atlanta or at least the seniors

Granted, but there is a mixup and they go a week late and miss the Championships.

I wish that my Aero Design team was done building.

KarenH 01-04-2008 16:25

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Granted, but then in the hurry to travel to competition, the team forgets to bring the plane along. [Having nightmares yet? ;) ]

I wish I would remember to exercise.

flyingcrayons 01-04-2008 20:49

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gratned. you remember to exercise, but then you realize you nevr wanted to exercise in the first place, and go watch some tv

i wish i had my braces off.

Graham Donaldson 03-04-2008 17:14

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Granted, but then your teeth all go back to where they were because you don't have a retainer and you have to get braces all over again.

I wish I didn't have to do my homework, and that I wouldn't suffer grade-wise in school because I didn't do it.

flyingcrayons 04-04-2008 19:00

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you would pass school, but end up in the real world with no knowledge at all.

you would fail at life, not school :ahh:

i wish it was my birthday (only a couple more days :ahh:)

Kersten 05-04-2008 10:05

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Granted, but no one knows it's your birthday but you so it's like a normal day anyway...


I wish I knew which college I should go to.

flyingcrayons 05-04-2008 10:19

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granted, but its too expensive, an you can't go there, and you end up going to some other college no ones heard of half way across the country.

I wish springlike temperatures would come... and stay!

Kittybot 07-04-2008 20:36

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Granted, but because the temperatures are always nice, people are constantly outside having fun outdoors, so Chief Delphi blows away from disuse! :ahh:

I wish that my dad didn't tear his left tendon (and that he doesn't get any other injuries presently, in the past, or in the futute- stopped that corruption, HA! :D )

lingomaniac88 12-04-2008 22:57

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Granted. You're still completely vulnerable, though... (I'll let you finish this one)

I wish I got a decent amount of sleep each night. Except during the build season.

EricH 12-04-2008 23:16

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Granted, but your decent amount of sleep turns out to be all day, so you pull a Rip Van Winkle...

(Oh, and for KarenH--If I had gotten there first, the corruption would have been that you broke BOTH legs while exercising!)

I wish that I would hear back from one of the places I've applied for a job with an offer.

Bcliff358 13-04-2008 10:30

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Granted...but when you get the call your connection drops out and the job is given to the verizon guy.

I wish I could get a million more wishes

animemonkey84 14-04-2008 14:58

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Granted...but then all of the sudden the magic wish provider dies from overload

I wish I could be in Atlanta already

Zyik 14-04-2008 15:18

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Alright, but you end up in the past in Atlanta right in the path of the tornado.

I wish my team and our robot got to go to, and compete in, Championships this year.

Kittybot 14-04-2008 17:53

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Granted, but your robot ends up getting last place out of all the teams there.
:p

Ashley Christine 21-04-2008 17:09

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You didnt make a wish, therefore you lose. :( lol

I wish that my finals will be really easy.

EricH 21-04-2008 17:19

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ashley Christine (Post 740449)
You didnt make a wish, therefore you lose. :( lol

I wish that my finals will be really easy.

Granted, but you don't study and you fail anyway. Better luck next semester!

I wish that the weather was warmer.

Kersten 21-04-2008 18:16

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Granted, but global warming is taking over so now that you wished it warm, the temperature will never drop below 107 degrees F

I wish that I owned my very own real unicorn

KarenH 22-04-2008 02:55

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Granted, but you don't realize that unicorns, though magical, are still wild animals, and it stabs you to death with its horn when you try to pet it. Then the authorities euthanize it because it's so dangerous. And your friends stay away from your funeral because they're afraid the magical unicorn put a curse on your grave.

I wish my husband's bike wouldn't need new shift levers for a long, long time. (They're expensive to replace.)

flyingcrayons 26-04-2008 16:39

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granted, but while he doesn't need them, the price goes down, and then when he needs them, they will go up higher than ever. :p

I wish school was over already

Renee Becker-Blau 27-04-2008 16:54

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Granted, but you fall down the stairs running out of the school after collecting your books and you're in a full body cast for the whole summer.

I wish it was my last year in high school and I was on my way to a really good collage.

Carlee10 27-04-2008 18:32

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Granted, but suddenly you're in your 50's, regretting that you didn't really enjoy your younger years.

I wish my fundraiser for robotics was really successful.

Joe G. 27-04-2008 18:44

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Okay, but you gain so much money that you drive the rest of the world into poverty.

I wish people would stop screwing up everyone's wishes.

Protronie 27-04-2008 21:22

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GRANTED: But then this thread dies and nobody post anything funny on CD anymore.

I wish I was as smart as Einstein... I already got the hairdo :p

Lions for First 27-04-2008 21:44

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Granted: But when you come up with a new theroy of everything and its used to make a new bomb of unimaginable power.

I wish that my team gets to go to Atlanta next year

EricH 27-04-2008 22:31

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Lions for First (Post 743450)
Granted: But when you come up with a new theroy of everything and its used to make a new bomb of unimaginable power.

I wish that my team gets to go to Atlanta next year

Granted. You miss the date, though, and arrive a week late.

Oh, and the bomb of such power hits Atlanta while you're there due to a terrible military mistake.

I wish that my to-do list was shorter.

Herodotus 27-04-2008 23:13

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Granted: Unfortunately it now consists of only one thing: Beat yourself with a hammer.

I wish I was omnipotent.

Taylor 28-04-2008 08:05

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Being omnipotent, you know the way in which you will die, and spend the rest of your life dreading that eventuality.

I wish we had a working computer so we could use the robotic arm in our Computer Integrated Manufacturing class.

Carlee10 28-04-2008 10:36

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Granted, but then it gets hacked and it tries to strangle you and your students.

I wish I had more time for being on the computer.

EricH 28-04-2008 10:43

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Granted, but that time happens to be during class and boiler catches you for the umpteenth time. BUSTED!

I wish that no one could corrupt this wish.

Kittybot 28-04-2008 19:50

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Granted, but since I can't corrupt this wish, I'll just corrupt all of your future wishes in life.....Bing!


I wish that my (7 foot, 30 year-old)cousin wasn't so busy so he can come see our robot and agree on a sponsorship. (Decided to let you know so you don't corrupt based on his size or age, especially since he could probably beat most of you guys on here up) :D :D :D

Molten 28-04-2008 19:54

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Granted, he is not busy...But now he is blind. He still won't be able to see your robot.

I wish that I found this thread earlier.

Joe G. 28-04-2008 20:50

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Okay, you found it so early that you claimed it's existence long before this thread started, and people assumed you were crazy when you started a thread messing up a nonexistent wish.

I wish I had worded that better.

feliks_rosenber 30-04-2008 07:17

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted!
But after you spent several hours on wording and you finally click on the submit button, you find out that for some reason there's no internet connection.
You call up your internet provider and find out that there's a serious problem which would not be solved in the next couple of months.

I wish I could be a movie star.

Taylor 30-04-2008 07:33

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted. You are now Wesley Snipes.

Should have paid your taxes like the rest of us.

I wish my teammates were more motivated to collect sponsorships.

Graham Donaldson 30-04-2008 08:20

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted...but team members collect so many sponsorships this year that there's no money left for next year.

I wish that I didn't have to sit through this health class.

The_Ravioli_Man 01-05-2008 13:01

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
but then you wouldn't know about the male and female anatomy and feel like an idiot when you get married to youre spouse and try to make love but don't know a thing because you didn't sit through that health class... lol

I wish graduation would hurry up and get here so I can stop dreading and anticipating the nervousness...

Molten 01-05-2008 13:16

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
It gets here fast and flies right by. The following days/months/years follow and time finally stops with at 90 years old having a heart attack from all of that ravioli.

I wish that I didn't have to make a wish.

qwertyuiop[]\ 01-05-2008 18:07

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
You dont have to make a wish, but then the Genie Union comes after for not wishing for any thing and steal your pants.


I wish that i had mind control so i could control the next person to post and make him not corrupt my wish

Protronie 04-05-2008 14:27

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
You mind control backfires as my mind is already corrupt and my thoughts drive you insane... you spend the rest of your life in a rubber room. :eek:


I wish I could find a nice piece of property up in the mountains far far away from everyone. :cool:


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