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Granted, they are now hydrogen gas. The gas is unable to stay together so it floats away. Without your feet, your blood keeps pumping out but has no way of returning. You die in a puddle of blood.

I wish this corruption doesn't come true.

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Granted, but a worse one does.

I wish that I could travel through time.

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 

granted but then you accedently push your great-grandfather into the Grand canyon and you were never born.

i wish i was eating a clean un-poisened brownie.

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Granted, it just tastes like a dog did something to it.


I wish I wasn't tired

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You're eyelids are sewn to your eyebrows. They cannot be opened.

I wish I had a 2004 SVT Cobra in Black Pearl Metallic

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Granted, However it is only one inch tall.
I wish I wasn't addicted to this thread.

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Granted when someone hacks into your computer and puts a block in that prevents you from coming into this site. After a few months of withdrawal you
no long think about screwing with peoples wishes.

I wish I could read peoples mind so I'd know what they held when playing poker.

-p:cool:

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granted but you also find out everyone hates you

I wish I was more useful to my team.

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 

Granted, now everyone else on your team is completely useless. They can't remember how to use a screw driver or a hammer. They desperately need you to teach them everything by build season. Good luck with that.

I wish that I didn't have this song stuck in my head.

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Granted, but you now have a Barbara Streisand song stuck in your head

I wish my bike wasn't broken

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Granted... you bike is as good as new and only cost a weeks pay to have it fix.
Sadly someone breaks into your garage and steals it. Now your not only broke but without wheels.

I wish my scanner could pick up the police.



(fyi..rtfgnow; everyone hates me already, but I'd be cleaning up at the poker tables... wait a min. I already do so maybe I got my wish after all :rolleyes: )

-p :cool:

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granted but now you get arrested.

I wish i was eating yummy, un-poisnend, good, nothing-happened-to-it chicken.

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granted but it is still alive

i wish the weather was allergy friendly

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granted but because no-one needs allergy medication, they go out of business and we all go poor.

I wish i was eating yummy, un-poisnend, good, nothing-happened-to-it brownie.

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granted. however, it was only baked for 5 minutes, and you get food poisoning.


I wish I had a million dollars and I did not lose it or have it stolen.