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Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted, but as it was wired to your account, the feds track the money back to some illegal gambling ring, which you are now involved in because you posess some of their money. You end up being put in jail. Not fun. But the money's still there. Too bad you might not see it. ZING!
I wish for a Nintendo Wii.:D |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
You succeed in buying a Wii from a local store. So that's granted. But when you open the box at home, you find that your Wii is actually a Game Boy Color with some random junk thrown inside the box, and that junk includes an old candy bar, a set of car keys you can't use, and an old remote control that looks like it's been dropped from a ten-story building and duct taped together. So....$200 out the drain for nothing, eh? Well, at least there's eBay.
Oh. And those car keys that were in the box...You later find out that they were Dean Kamen's car keys. I wish that I could own a working, driveable Warthog from Halo 3. -Spartan |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
-wish granted, but as you're driving it to where ever, it just suddenly falls apart.
-i wish for a funny rodeo clown. |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted, but every rodeo clown needs a bull. The bull comes with it. The clown jumps in his little barrel for you to deal with the bull.
I wish I made a different wish then this. |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted when your English professor notices you should have used the word "than" and makes you do 1,000 one-armed pushups.
I wish I was ambidextrous |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted, but you live in the 1600's and are burned as a witch.
I wish I had 1 million dollars that was not lost or stolen and I did not lose it in any way. |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted, but it turns out the money was being used by the FBI to lure out a team of notorious/dangerous bank robbers and they come to find you...
Now that is bad luck. I wish my teams robot doesn't have as many battery problems this year as last year. |
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I wish my bike was fixed and was totally rideable forever and I didn't get hurt on it anymore |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted, but your bike gets stolen. Now someone else has a perfect, indestructable, safe bike. And you have nothing. Except your pride. Woohoo!
I wish gas was 75 cents a gallon. And you get a free cookie when you fill up. |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
-granted, but once you get to the pump, they will have ran out of gas, don't worry, because the cookies were suppose to be oatmeal cookies, but was made of wood chippings instead.
-i wish i had a brand spankin' new, unbeatable, loaded down, theft proof, inconstructable, nothing have or will happened to, 2009 dodge viper with a V12 in it that runs on natural gas. |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted. It uses so much natural gas that you deplete the world's supply in 6 months. Now your car is useless.
(Or, if you don't like that--As you wish, it is inconstructable, so nobody can build it.) I wish people would stop deliberately trying to make their wishes non-corruptible. |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted, but then it is too easy to corrupt and it isn't worth anyone's effort.
I wish I could make an uncorruptable wish. |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted, but it's already so bad that it's already corrupted, and then IT COMES TRUE!
I wish that I had another wish. |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
granted but then you wish for something stupid.
i wish i didnt have to go to Joanne's ever. |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted. You don't go there, you live there.
I wish I was rich, had a horse, never lost any of my money, and it wasn't stolen. |
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