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KarenH 21-11-2008 18:38

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but you don't get to eat on Thanksgiving, because you forgot to wish for a Thanksgiving meal.

I wish a certain person close to me would stop being SO involved with Robotics.

Burmeister #279 21-11-2008 22:44

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
granted, but now that certain person close to you is leaving you because you are so much more involved with Robotics than they are.

I Wish my wish wasn't granted.

[ooh there's a conundrum for TPBM]

Barry Bonzack 22-11-2008 01:12

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
You wish is granted by Andy Baker, but only in multiple parallel universes other than this one, thus causing all of the universes to collapse in on themselves.


I wish I was little bit taller,
I wish I was a baller,
I wish I had a girl who looked good
I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a six four Impala


[take that]

Burmeister #279 22-11-2008 15:57

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but your wish was so fail, it just died.

I wish for a wish to wish this wish.

ReapersRule 22-11-2008 22:40

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted. You get the wish to make that wish, and have nothing more than before.


I wish i didn't hate my VEX bot.

Nosh 22-11-2008 23:51

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
granted... but your vex bot will begin to hate you :D

i wish Apple wouldn't pretend it couldn't get viruses and admit that it just doesn't have many because no one cares to write them

Burmeister #279 26-11-2008 17:34

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
granted, but then bill gates learns how to, and begins to write viruses for macs.

i wish that was relevant...

xxsumz 12-12-2008 09:05

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, it was so relevant that it didn't make sense

I wish i had an orange

kaerii 12-12-2008 09:06

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
wish granted, orange is given but it turns hulk?

I wish I was asleep at home

Joe Schornak 13-12-2008 11:42

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted. You have a very restful night and wake up at 10 AM the next day energized and ready for a new day. You then realize that you have your science semester exam that day, and that it started at 9 AM. You rush to school, but get there with 10 minutes left in the alloted time period. Thus, you utterly fail your exam, bringing your total science grade down to a D+ from a B+. You go home and decide to sleep for the rest of the week.

I wish I had a pair of lederhosen...

KarenH 14-12-2008 16:22

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but your dog loves them and chews them to shreds.

I wish my house could get painted in a day.

Joe Schornak 24-12-2008 22:55

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but you realize that the house is painted bright orange, rather than lime green, your first choice. You end up having to pay for the whole house to be painted again, a problem that could have been avoided if you had noticed the error halfway through the process, rather than at the end of it.

I wish I had a potato that is flawless and immune to the corruption that is so prevalent on this thread.

Kimmeh 02-01-2009 01:05

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but it becomes soup.

I wish I had an orange with a toupe.

program1 08-01-2009 22:43

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
granted, but i eat the orange

i wish for ice cream

EricH 08-01-2009 22:45

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but now you're deathly allergic to milk, and ice cream is made from milk.

I wish for time.


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