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Wish granted gratefully, but all of the music in the world is destroyed and there is no longer any record or memory of any of it.:eek:

I wish that our band teacher would pic better music for us to play.

P.S. TROMBONES RULE!!!:D

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His version of better is Death Cowboy music that makes your eyes bleed, and has no trombones so you have to play the triangle.

I wish my World of Warcraft character had better gear.

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Fine. But there's a blackout in your neighborhood.

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala.

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No problem, but watch out, the rabit is man eating and has rabies and the bat is a vampire, oh, and they sold you a non-working, beatup 64'Impala.

I wish that my computers wer fully upgraded.

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Granted...except they are upgraded to self destructing computers and when you touch it you die a horrible fiery burning death.


I wish I could drop out of high school and go straight to college.

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You go to college for a month, then you're high school counselor sees you and forces you to become a freshman in High School again, making you start the 4 years all over again.

I wish that the TARDIS would land around here and I'd get to travel with the doctor.

(British TV show Dr. Who)

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The TARDIS is a figment of your imagination (actually, British T.V....) Sorry Dr. Who fans! It doesn't exist! (does look cool though)

I wish I could spend a day in Dean Kamen's house.

Jacob

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Unluckily for you, that is the same day that a bomb blows in his house.

I wish I got an XBox 360 and the new Halo 3 game for free.

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Granted, but that makes Bill Gates very upset, and he hunts you down and shanks you with the Halo3 disk.

I wish I were a trillionare.

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Granted! But with your great wealth, you make Dean Kamen an offer to finance thousands of new FIRST teams and hundreds of regionals, if he will sell you his house. He agrees, you buy his house, move in, and get totally lost in it. Your skeleton is found 1 year later on Kickoff Day. You never get to see any of the new teams or regionals you financed.

I wish I knew for sure where I'm going to be staying in Atlanta this year.

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You know where you are staying, but you messed up on when and are a week late

I wish I had less stress.

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your stress will get relieved, but something absolutely horrible will happen that will make you even more stressed out than before.

I wish my dog didn't slime everything she picks up XD

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But then that would mean that she is dehydrated, which can kill her within a few days.

I wish I could think of a good wish.

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Granted...but the wish isn't good for you, it's good for your ex, because you wish that you were dead.

I wish I hadn't finished reading all of my Bleach manga already...

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Wish granted, but this is the beginning of only reading half of all of the books you pick up, ending right on the cliff hangers.

I wish I had more summer time.