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ReapersRule 12-09-2008 22:10

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granted, but someone steals them.



I wish I got to go to more robotics team meatings for my team, number 1735 the Green Reapers. :)

ATannahill 12-09-2008 22:14

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granted, but you only deliver the pizza

i wish the inside of my watch band did not peel away leaving it unsightly

carolynn4848 13-09-2008 21:33

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granted but then it dosnt work

i wish (by "i" i really mean my nephew) that pokemon really existed.

ATannahill 13-09-2008 21:40

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granted by we kill them all because the meat is so much better

i wish the DMV were not air heads

Protronie 13-09-2008 23:52

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Granted but the DMV tightens up so much that its almost impossible to get a license to drive... you spend the rest of your days walking & taking public transit.

I wish air heads couldn't get a license. :eek:

-p :cool:

ReapersRule 14-09-2008 12:38

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granted, but it includes driving the robot at robotics competitions and now everyone has awesome drivers. you lose all matches.


i wish i owned a horse.

KarenH 14-09-2008 20:07

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Granted, but you learn the hard way why horse owners' vehicles have bumper stickers saying,
POVERTY IS OWNING A HORSE

I wish I would stop wishing I could afford to own a horse. ;)

Molten 15-09-2008 09:25

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Granted, now you have enough money to afford the horse, but no time to spend with it.

EricH 15-09-2008 10:29

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Granted, you get nothing. Now you have to deal with it...

I wish that the weather here would warm up.

ReapersRule 15-09-2008 17:54

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granted, but it becomes 10,000,000 degrees and you melt.


i wish i wasn't in withdrawal from FIRST

SlaminSwimster 15-09-2008 18:25

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granted but that means you never became involved in such an amazing program like FIRSTwhich is even more depressing.

I wish that there was a regional this weekend

Barry Bonzack 15-09-2008 18:30

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But that means you only have 4 days left to complete a robot for a game that has not yet been released.


I want an Oompa Loompa now, Daddy.

ATannahill 15-09-2008 18:34

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granted but there are no robots made for the 2009 game and nothing you whip together passes inspection (if you really want to know Kettering Kickoff 2008 is this weekend) (beat to it)

not a wish so it cant be granted

i wish the kettering kickoff was webcasted

Molten 16-09-2008 15:31

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Granted, however it is the internet crashes from its' awesomeness. Now, the world cannot communicate properly. Wars break out. All over your wish.
(Honestly, not a clue what that is. Just went with it.)

I wish I knew what kettering kick off was.

EricH 16-09-2008 15:43

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Granted, but then you can't go and are bummed out.

(Oh, and Barry's wish was valid. So here's that corruption.) Granted, but the Oompa Loompa dies of homesickness and lack of chocolate.

I wish that current weather would continue for a few more days.

ATannahill 16-09-2008 17:10

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granted but that means you killed people in texas (meanie)

i wish i had a sweet labtop or laptop, this is my second edit and i cant think of which is right

Dolan 17-09-2008 07:52

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granted but its made out of candy and a Oompa-Loompa eats it and dies


I wish I could use the Force

carolynn4848 17-09-2008 14:00

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granted but then the force dosnt like you and it repetitivly makes you throw cookies at yourself (idk)

i wish i had a well behaved monkey

Taylor 18-09-2008 09:37

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Granted, but your parents end up liking the monkey more than you, get confused, and sell you to the local zoo.

I wish we didn't have to do standardized testing.

carolynn4848 18-09-2008 14:33

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granted but now you fail at school because the teachers have no reason to teach you things.

i wish bob the builder would make like my school's bell and flat-line. (my schoools bell sounds like a heart-moniter flat-lining)

EricH 18-09-2008 14:48

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Granted. He's replaced by Barney.

I wish that my soccer team would win our games this weekend.

Molten 18-09-2008 16:31

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Granted. You break your leg right before the game. They play without you. They decide they are better off without you and kick you off the team.

I wish I could have my cake and eat it too.

ATannahill 18-09-2008 18:04

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granted but you eat so fast that you sallow your fork.

I wish our football team would win tonight.

Taylor 19-09-2008 07:42

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Granted, but your team is playing the 4th grade B team, and a lifetime of bad karma ensues.

I wish I had an electric pencil sharpener.

Molten 19-09-2008 10:18

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Granted, you get my teacher's old one. It has enough power to spin, just not with the resistance of a pencil in it. One of your students get mad and give it 'MORE POWER!!!'(everyone grunt with me:D ) The hook it up to one of your spare CIM motors. Unfortunately, they have to make a new casing. You go to use it and the casing cracks, your pencil is ate, the blades go flying and kills your favorite pupil. I know you got one, all teachers do.

I wish that Aether(online game) was longer. It is awesome, but takes 5 minutes to beat.

carolynn4848 19-09-2008 11:06

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granted but no it takes 5 minutes and 1 milisecond to beat.

i wish i knew how to do what i am supposed to be doing right now.

ReapersRule 19-09-2008 14:21

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Granted, but then you lose all of your work after working for 48 hours streight.


I wish our team's current and future robots all worked.

carolynn4848 22-09-2008 14:18

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granted, but you get kicked off the team because in order for the robots to work you wern't alowed to touch them, and you lost your voice forever, dis-ableing you to cheer

i wish i had a cookie

a good cookie NOT POISONED

ReapersRule 22-09-2008 14:26

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Granted, but it is stolen


I wish I was rich and did not lose it.

EricH 22-09-2008 14:35

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Granted, but it still isn't enough to buy a tank of gas.

BTW, Molten, way to go. One of my teammates sprained his ankle pretty badly during the second game...which we lost, 3-2.

I wish that corruptions of wishes didn't come true.

carolynn4848 23-09-2008 14:06

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granted but now nothing comes true

I wish i had a vending machine.

EricH 23-09-2008 14:55

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Granted. It's empty, so you can't get anything out of it.

I wish I had more time.

ReapersRule 24-09-2008 14:26

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Granted. You get an extra millisecond.


I wish I had no homework ever and got all A's in all of my classes.

carolynn4848 24-09-2008 14:40

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granted but then you are so smart, they send you to study abroad and you cant be on the Green Reapers anymore.

i wish that i had a piece of pi

ATannahill 24-09-2008 21:21

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granted but it is melted in the microwave

i wish my feet were not made of lead

Molten 25-09-2008 15:36

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Granted, they are now hydrogen gas. The gas is unable to stay together so it floats away. Without your feet, your blood keeps pumping out but has no way of returning. You die in a puddle of blood.

I wish this corruption doesn't come true.

EricH 25-09-2008 15:39

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Granted, but a worse one does.

I wish that I could travel through time.

carolynn4848 26-09-2008 14:09

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granted but then you accedently push your great-grandfather into the Grand canyon and you were never born.

i wish i was eating a clean un-poisened brownie.

ReapersRule 26-09-2008 14:14

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Granted, it just tastes like a dog did something to it.


I wish I wasn't tired

cobrawanabe1699 28-09-2008 18:26

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ReapersRule (Post 767358)
Granted, it just tastes like a dog did something to it.


I wish I wasn't tired

You're eyelids are sewn to your eyebrows. They cannot be opened.

I wish I had a 2004 SVT Cobra in Black Pearl Metallic

Molten 28-09-2008 19:58

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Granted, However it is only one inch tall.
I wish I wasn't addicted to this thread.

Protronie 28-09-2008 21:08

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Granted when someone hacks into your computer and puts a block in that prevents you from coming into this site. After a few months of withdrawal you
no long think about screwing with peoples wishes.

I wish I could read peoples mind so I'd know what they held when playing poker.

-p:cool:

ATannahill 28-09-2008 21:33

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granted but you also find out everyone hates you

I wish I was more useful to my team.

Molten 29-09-2008 15:13

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Granted, now everyone else on your team is completely useless. They can't remember how to use a screw driver or a hammer. They desperately need you to teach them everything by build season. Good luck with that.

I wish that I didn't have this song stuck in my head.

cobrawanabe1699 29-09-2008 16:07

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Molten (Post 767768)
Granted, now everyone else on your team is completely useless. They can't remember how to use a screw driver or a hammer. They desperately need you to teach them everything by build season. Good luck with that.

I wish that I didn't have this song stuck in my head.

Granted, but you now have a Barbara Streisand song stuck in your head

I wish my bike wasn't broken

Protronie 29-09-2008 20:53

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Granted... you bike is as good as new and only cost a weeks pay to have it fix.
Sadly someone breaks into your garage and steals it. Now your not only broke but without wheels.

I wish my scanner could pick up the police.



(fyi..rtfgnow; everyone hates me already, but I'd be cleaning up at the poker tables... wait a min. I already do so maybe I got my wish after all :rolleyes: )

-p :cool:

carolynn4848 30-09-2008 14:43

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granted but now you get arrested.

I wish i was eating yummy, un-poisnend, good, nothing-happened-to-it chicken.

ATannahill 30-09-2008 14:57

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granted but it is still alive

i wish the weather was allergy friendly

carolynn4848 01-10-2008 06:59

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granted but because no-one needs allergy medication, they go out of business and we all go poor.

I wish i was eating yummy, un-poisnend, good, nothing-happened-to-it brownie.

ReapersRule 01-10-2008 07:03

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granted. however, it was only baked for 5 minutes, and you get food poisoning.


I wish I had a million dollars and I did not lose it or have it stolen.

cheeto69 01-10-2008 14:09

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Granted, but as it was wired to your account, the feds track the money back to some illegal gambling ring, which you are now involved in because you posess some of their money. You end up being put in jail. Not fun. But the money's still there. Too bad you might not see it. ZING!

I wish for a Nintendo Wii.:D

Spartan151 01-10-2008 14:32

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You succeed in buying a Wii from a local store. So that's granted. But when you open the box at home, you find that your Wii is actually a Game Boy Color with some random junk thrown inside the box, and that junk includes an old candy bar, a set of car keys you can't use, and an old remote control that looks like it's been dropped from a ten-story building and duct taped together. So....$200 out the drain for nothing, eh? Well, at least there's eBay.
Oh. And those car keys that were in the box...You later find out that they were Dean Kamen's car keys.

I wish that I could own a working, driveable Warthog from Halo 3.

-Spartan

Mr. Giggles 01-10-2008 14:37

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-wish granted, but as you're driving it to where ever, it just suddenly falls apart.

-i wish for a funny rodeo clown.

Molten 02-10-2008 11:32

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Granted, but every rodeo clown needs a bull. The bull comes with it. The clown jumps in his little barrel for you to deal with the bull.

I wish I made a different wish then this.

Taylor 02-10-2008 15:09

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Granted when your English professor notices you should have used the word "than" and makes you do 1,000 one-armed pushups.


I wish I was ambidextrous

ReapersRule 02-10-2008 16:01

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Granted, but you live in the 1600's and are burned as a witch.



I wish I had 1 million dollars that was not lost or stolen and I did not lose it in any way.

LeelandS 02-10-2008 16:38

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Granted, but it turns out the money was being used by the FBI to lure out a team of notorious/dangerous bank robbers and they come to find you...

Now that is bad luck.

I wish my teams robot doesn't have as many battery problems this year as last year.

cobrawanabe1699 02-10-2008 21:55

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Quote:

Originally Posted by SparxProgrammer (Post 768341)
Granted, but it turns out the money was being used by the FBI to lure out a team of notorious/dangerous bank robbers and they come to find you...

Now that is bad luck.

I wish my teams robot doesn't have as many battery problems this year as last year.

Granted, but the end-effector takes a crap in every match

I wish my bike was fixed and was totally rideable forever and I didn't get hurt on it anymore

Spartan151 03-10-2008 10:01

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Granted, but your bike gets stolen. Now someone else has a perfect, indestructable, safe bike. And you have nothing. Except your pride. Woohoo!

I wish gas was 75 cents a gallon. And you get a free cookie when you fill up.

cheeto69 03-10-2008 10:07

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-granted, but once you get to the pump, they will have ran out of gas, don't worry, because the cookies were suppose to be oatmeal cookies, but was made of wood chippings instead.

-i wish i had a brand spankin' new, unbeatable, loaded down, theft proof, inconstructable, nothing have or will happened to, 2009 dodge viper with a V12 in it that runs on natural gas.

EricH 03-10-2008 12:07

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Granted. It uses so much natural gas that you deplete the world's supply in 6 months. Now your car is useless.

(Or, if you don't like that--As you wish, it is inconstructable, so nobody can build it.)

I wish people would stop deliberately trying to make their wishes non-corruptible.

Molten 05-10-2008 00:39

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Granted, but then it is too easy to corrupt and it isn't worth anyone's effort.

I wish I could make an uncorruptable wish.

EricH 05-10-2008 01:44

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Granted, but it's already so bad that it's already corrupted, and then IT COMES TRUE!

I wish that I had another wish.

carolynn4848 05-10-2008 10:37

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granted but then you wish for something stupid.

i wish i didnt have to go to Joanne's ever.

ReapersRule 07-10-2008 14:34

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Granted. You don't go there, you live there.


I wish I was rich, had a horse, never lost any of my money, and it wasn't stolen.

carolynn4848 07-10-2008 14:36

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granted but then your horses die

I wish for a window.

Molten 08-10-2008 13:22

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Granted, but the window is painted black.

I wish I had phone reception in basements.

Spartan151 08-10-2008 14:03

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Granted, but can get reception in the basement, but only in the basement and nowhere else. Wow. Bad phone service.

I wish for....CAKE!

carolynn4848 08-10-2008 14:08

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Granted, but Hagrid sat on it first.

I wish for a pancake-shingled dog house (If you dont get it, read Questions Only)

Taylor 08-10-2008 14:21

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Granted, but then it starts raining syrup and everything sticks together.

I wish I had a comb.

bobwrit 08-10-2008 16:35

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Granted, but you lose all your freinds.


I wish I could plant a coffe tree.

carolynn4848 09-10-2008 20:55

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Granted, but it dies.

I wish for a million dollars

Spartan151 10-10-2008 10:32

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Granted, but you owe the IRS 1 million dollars and fifty cents.

I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for.

ReapersRule 10-10-2008 12:41

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Granted, but you already used up your wish.


I wish I had a horse.

bobwrit 10-10-2008 19:37

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Granted, but it falls on you.


I wish I had a supercomputer.

Trueliez 11-10-2008 01:58

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Granted, but then your computer would be too good for your software, because while it would run with multiple processors to make it faster, your sfotware would be designed to only send out one chain of commands and therefore only one processing unit would be doing any work while the others sit idle, defeating the purpose.

I wish I knew whether we are going to have a New Zealand regional next year or not =/

ReapersRule 11-10-2008 14:31

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Granted. You now know that there will be no New Zealand Regional and you can't raise the money to go somewhere else. You don't get to go to a regional.


I wish all of my team's robots worked!!!!

Molten 11-10-2008 16:36

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Granted, they all work...they just don't do what you want them to.

I wish I had an unlimited PM box.

Kersten 11-10-2008 21:07

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Granted..but the you would have sooo many pm that you would get flustered and not use it anyway cause it would be unorganized.

I wish I was a straight a student

Millory 11-10-2008 22:44

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granted but then you develop an insatiable urge to eat pancakes whenever you see a math problem, and you never get to finish your homework.

I wish I was in a higher level of choir.

Protronie 12-10-2008 01:07

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Granted but, the choir cuts a record deal and starts touring taking up more and more of your free time until you have to choose between choir and FIRST.

I wish I could go back in time and live like a mountain man. :)

-p :cool:

ReapersRule 13-10-2008 12:53

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Granted but then you are stuck in the past without TV, computer, internet, CD, or FIRST


I wish i had a robot to do my homework for me.

Mr. Giggles 13-10-2008 15:07

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granted, but your robot sees all the homework you have and blows fuse, then it burns out. that's not really bad because now you can take it to a scrap yard and get some money off of it. now you can pay a nerd to do your homework.

i wish for a full ride scholarship to Nashville Auto Deisel College(NADC).

Molten 13-10-2008 16:26

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Granted, but then everyone stops using cars for no apparent reason. Thus, you get your free degree...but it doesn't do you any good.

cheeto69 14-10-2008 15:06

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Molten (Post 770037)
Granted, but then everyone stops using cars for no apparent reason. Thus, you get your free degree...but it doesn't do you any good.

so what do you wish for?

EricH 14-10-2008 15:18

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Quote:

Originally Posted by cheeto69 (Post 770214)
so what do you wish for?

I guess I get to grant his wish...

Granted. Because you (Molten) wished for nothing, that is EXACTLY what you get!

I wish for a slightly harder wish to corrupt.

Spartan151 15-10-2008 14:17

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Granted, but someone comes along and quickly corrupts it, as your wish was harder for some to corrupt, but a piece of cake for others.

I wish I could finish writing this poem I've been working on for weeks.

ATannahill 15-10-2008 20:42

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granted, now it is so geat that you write me a poem on uranium

I wish i didn't have to write a poem on uranium

carolynn4848 18-10-2008 18:44

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(why do you have to write a poem on uranium?)

granted, but now you have to write a poem on platonium(sp?)

I wish there were more well-written fanfics for Navy NCIS that I could read.

bloodknight2077 21-10-2008 08:57

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granted, but after that every one you see it lights on fire and burns into ashes

I wish I had Invented the warp drive when i was 12 years old

KarenH 22-10-2008 01:08

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Granted, but because you were so young, no one believed it would really work, and you couldn't raise the funds to get it to market. Then, 50 years later, someone comes across your work, steals your ideas, and becomes a billionaire.

I wish I could get my computer backup program to work on my new backup drive.

flyingcrayons 22-10-2008 20:00

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Granted... it works, but then you get a virus and it crashes...


I wish the weekend was here already

carolynn4848 27-10-2008 14:04

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granted but then there are no more weekends

I wish for a million cookies

ReapersRule 27-10-2008 14:15

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Granted. They're ALL poisoned AND stale.


I wish my team would win River Rage this Saturday

flyingcrayons 27-10-2008 20:14

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granted, but then your team never wins again... :(

i wish my history essay was finished

ATannahill 27-10-2008 20:35

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granted, now you do mine

I wish my friend wasn't nagging me to get our history project done

EricH 27-10-2008 20:41

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Quote:

Originally Posted by rtfgnow (Post 772432)
I wish my friend wasn't nagging me to get our history project done

Granted. Now your parents are nagging you to do it.

I wish that tomorrow's fly day goes well.

KarenH 27-10-2008 23:53

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Granted, but it's the ONLY fly day you get for the rest of the year.

I wish that every product I bought would work out well, right out of the package, and not need any warranty returns or repairs.

Molten 28-10-2008 11:43

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Granted, the solution to this is that you simply can't buy anything. You slowly starve from your inability to cook.

I wish people would stop using the "granted, but that is the last time ever" corruption. It is far too predictable.

Taylor 28-10-2008 12:04

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but predictability becomes in style.

I wish we had more time to test our VEX robots before the Bloomington event.


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