Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 

Definitely time to restart this thread...

Wish granted, but now summer's 150 degrees and you're allergic to sunlight.

I wish this thread would keep active from now on.

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 

....so you spend every waking hour on Chief Delphi just so you don't miss the wit and wisdom of your CD peers, creating havoc in your home life, loss of job, family, and appetite.


I wish we had a four-day workweek and three-day weekend.

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 

sure, but now there is no time for robotics in the school curriculum

i wish there was no obesity

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 

But then you'd effectively put an end to Santa Claus, and 750,000,000 children would hunt you down and make you feel pain like you've never felt before.

I wish the Yankees and Red Sox weren't so arrogant and greedy in their expenditure of an embarrassment of excess resources to fund their megalomaniacal pursuit of ill-gotten gains. [Sub-wish] I wish Johan Santana would stay with the Twins so he could continue being the Indians' whipping boy for many years to come. [/Sub-wish]

[any chance I get, I take it :D ]

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 

Okay, but tomorrow morning you will wake up in an alternate reality that has never heard of baseball, or any sport including FIRST.

I wish my friend's hair become the correct shade of purple tomorrow. She's dying it.

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 

Granted, but Nair got mixed into the dye and now she has no hair at all.

I wish that it would snow in Florida.

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 

granted but the world enters into an ice age and you all die.

I wish there was no selfishness.

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 

granted, but then every1 turns into ned flanders and you go crazy!

i wish the competition was at a later date (for FTC)

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 

Granted, but you now have so much time to work on your robot that you do a complete and total redesign every three weeks because "that won't work" and you do poorly while a robot with your last design wins the competition.

I wish I had more time to work on Aero Design...

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 

Granted--in fact, you have so much time to work on Aero you end up in the hospital with frostbite from too much time at the flying field paying attention to the PLANE and not the PAIN in your toes. :D

I wish I had something as interesting as Aero to do.

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 

granted... but underwater basket weaving takes up so much up your time and concentration that you forget to resurface to breathe and die...

I wish I had no wishes...

-vivek

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Granted, and by doing so you receive socks and toothbrushes for christmas because your list is just a list.

I wish video games used motion capture suits.

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 

Granted...but now your character is exactly as coordinated as you are, and while he can type 50,000 words a minute, he can't swing a sword to save his life.

I wish that wishes couldn't be corrupted in the first place, so instead of this wish I wish that the rule about not wishing for more wishes never existed, so instead of this wish I wish for 1001 more wishes!:cool:

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 

Okay, but you'd feel compelled to use them all, and start wishing for useless things, and then get screwed up by all of your wishes, and get depressed, and wish that someone would have corrupted your wish for more wishes, so that you bring us back to where we started :)

I wish I was Dave Lavery

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 

but then you would know the game hint early, and you would go mad, and you would lose total sanity.

i wish that i could play my guitar on the moon