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Finleym 28-09-2009 10:55

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Wish granted, the sky is now made of huckleberry fin's skull, the earth his flesh, the mountains his bones, the seas his blood, and the stars his eyes. The chickens have been stained pink from their frequent dust baths in huckleberry's flesh. Creation Myths to the rescue!!!

I wish our high school marching band improves and fixes the mistakes that we are making.

delsaner 28-09-2009 11:59

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
granted, but only 25% was granted... the 75% needs to go to my schools marching band....

I wish my homework would do itself. X__X

EricH 28-09-2009 13:37

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but now you don't know the material and your tests are 75% of the grade. You fail every single one of them miserably, forcing you to stay in high school an extra year. You are also not allowed on the robotics team due to lousy grades.

I wish my school day was over...

NorviewsVeteran 28-09-2009 14:35

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but it's only Monday, you still have the rest of week to trudge through.

I wish more of my friends could come to the state fair this weekend.

Samheartsrobots 28-09-2009 15:38

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but at the fair there's a horrible accident involving some 1,000 chickens escaping and most of your friends have some deep peck wounds.

I wish my sprained foot would heal faster.

KarenH 29-09-2009 00:11

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted. Your sprained foot heals instantly, but while leaping for joy, you slip on a banana peel and break an arm.

I wish I would spend more time thinking about important things.

Finleym 29-09-2009 10:39

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Wish granted, you now think about important things constantly. One day you sit down to find the question to 42 and lose track of time. When you finally find the question you discover that centuries of mineral deposits have have formed on your skin and you are unable to move. How ironic that you had assumed the position of "The Thinker" when you first sat down.

I wish will get well soon, and in the mean time that they take this chance out of school as an opportunity to get some sleep (they have probably had only four hours of sleep in the past four days).

Katie_UPS 29-09-2009 23:05

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
They finally get sleep, but you all over sleep kick-off, ship, and all the regionals plus atlanta.

I wish meetings weren't so long and pointless.

delsaner 30-09-2009 12:34

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
granted, but your team would do horrible, and your board of education cancels the team, and leaves every 1675 member out on the road with nowhere to go... and no one wants that.
>__>


I wish I wasn't in french class.

EricH 30-09-2009 13:48

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted. You're in Japanese class, and you have to read CD in Japanese.

I wish that I had more free time.

Finleym 08-10-2009 09:58

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Wish Granted, you now have all the free time in the world. Unfortunately, due to the insane amount of free time you now have, you are taken to a mental institution, given a nice, new, clean jacket, and placed in a nice, softly padded room. Oh well, you still have all of that free time. Then again, the only things in the room seem to be you, the jacket, and the pads. Hmmm, that's strange. Why can't you move your arms?

I wish my school offered German, Latin, and Japanese as foreign language classes.

Chris is me 08-10-2009 11:30

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but English is dropped and you have to learn all of your other classes in those languages.

I wish life (or Chief Delphi) had an undo button.

KarenH 08-10-2009 17:01

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted. Your life now has an Undo button, but in your haste to use it, you hold it down too long, and your ENTIRE life is undone. Congratulations! You no longer exist, and your family and friends miss you terribly.

I wish our street weren't being paved on trash pickup day.

Ryan Simpson 08-10-2009 22:28

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted. Right as the garbage truck arrives to pick up your trash, it pops a tire on the rough pavement on your streets. The truck must be towed away, so your garbage will not be picked up and the street is still not paved.

I wish I would stop procrastinating.

Samheartsrobots 09-10-2009 19:16

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, you now you anything you ever wanted/needed to do as soon as possible, but now you no longer have anytime left for FIRST. You also don't have anytime for friends or family. You have won several awards for discovering new things, but you now can't remember your middle name, your mother's birthday, your favorite food, etc.

I wish I could go out and stare at the stars.


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