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Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted. They're obvious to everyone else, who starts building at Kickoff while you're still trying to figure out what the game is. You lose miserably every round.
I wish that people wouldn't make such easy-to-corrupt wishes. |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted, this thread comes so incredibly complicated, that people decide to give up and don't try. Everyone now forgets about the thread, and is never resurrected... ever again.
I wish I my GPA is higher than it is now... |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted. You hack into your school's computer mainframe and raise your grades. However, the intrusion is noticed and you end up in jail...
I wish that I could learn Java... |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted. You become an expert coffee brewer.
I wish that I would never have to go to sleep. |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted. You now complete everything you ever wanted to, get bored with life, do drugs, and get arrested.
I wish that today was tomorrow so I could go ski |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Wish granted, however once it becomes tommorrow, tommorrow is now today and the cycle continues until the Big Crunch,
I wish that people wouldn't underestimate the distortion of the space-time continuum. |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted. Someone overestimates the space-time continuum and Einstein's theory of Relativity and therefore come to the conclusion that Earth can not possibly be rotating around the Sun, and therefore, must be the center of the universe (1500's Christian theology).
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Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Hmmmm...He didn't have a wish.
I wish I could think of what to wish for? |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted. You found something to wish for, but you wasted your wish, and cant wish for it anymore.
I wish that Thanksgiving will come sooner. |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted. It comes sooner, and then ends sooner as well.
I wish that my wish wouldn't be horribly corrupted. |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Wish granted, your wish is granted magnificiently well, however this contradicts the laws of the universe. To correct this, the next day the universe horribly corrupts your wish. However this contradicts your wish, so your wish takes over the next day and is, again, granted magnificiently well. After about two months of these daily cycling grantings, the stress of changing from one mental extreme to the other is too much for your brain to handle. In order to deal with this mental stress, you become increasingly delusional. On the bad days, you believe that a litter of puppies is waiting around every corner to lick your face. However you balance this out by believing that, on the good days, a host of demonically possessed half-rabid kittens are waiting around the next corner to leap upon you and tear you to bits.
(don't try to resist the corruption... trust me, it doesn't turn out well.) I wish that I could go to my friend's tabletop gaming party tommorrow. |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted-you go and find your friends doing various illegal activites, and you go to prison for life.
I wish that there was an uncorruptable wish. |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted. *read Finleym's corruption*
I wish I will do well on my physics quiz tomorrow. |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted... us CDers do your test for you after sneaking out your test and redoing it. You receive an A+++ as you not only get every question right, but we also go extreme by righting a 1 page essay for each question on why the answer is correct. Your teacher is exstatic and decides to make that standard on all homework assignments and quizes. And all the other teachers decide to do the same as well. You then become the most hated kid in your class and become a social outcast. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT:yikes:
I wish my more people would show up to go grocery shopping tomorrow so that i don't have to pick trash out of the woods like i did today... true story and much much more!:o |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted, but the trash piles up in the woods, is ignited by a carelessly discarded cigarette butt, and burns down not only the woods but your home as well. Unfortunately, caught in the blaze was Bambi's dad. Down two parents, Bambi comes to you as an orphan and expresses her gratitude with kicks to your face.
I wish the game hint released for this year's game is the actual name of the game. |
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