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Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted, but then it migrates south for the winter and you never see it again.
I wish that this emoticon would stop hitting his eye out with his hammer <said emoticon>::ouch::<said emoticon> |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted but it would hit you in the eye
I wish i was a chicken |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Okay, but you are grown as one of those rumored "meat-sack" chickens, where your beak is cut off, you are kept in a cage five sizes too small with five other chickens and you are all fed through a tube.
I wish I would stop getting distracted :yikes: |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted, but now you distract other people.
I wish that I knew what to wish for. |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
granted, you then wish for everything you ever wanted and then you go crazy trying to find disorder.
I wish i could have open book finals. |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted but you took the wrong book to class
I wish I could punch Jon G in the face right now and everybody would like it! |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Everybody loves it when you punch Jon G in the face. They love it even more when he punches you back harder.
I wish I could eat some *^%&*! lunch. |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
You do, but you get food poisoning and die.
I wish that I had a robotics meeting tonight. |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted, but you can't go.
I wish my team could pay the full cost for Atlanta for everyone on the team. |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted but then the plane you guys are on gets attacked by terrorists and you all die... except for the robot.
I wish i had 10 grand so we can go down to Alanta. |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted, but then we all get mugged when we land, the muggers take the robot for parts, and we don't manage to make it to the competition on time. Thank goodness my parents were in the bathroom and we're all able to survive
I wish that people on my team would stop randomly imitating Charlie the Unicorn |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
They stop imitating Charlie, but instead start singing "Never Gonna Give You Up". You soon become very irritable because you keep getting Rick Rolled. You snap one late night while building the robot and start beating it up. You have destroyed your robot and are kicked off the team. So fun!
I wish that I had more time to do my homework tonight. |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
you get more time, but then your desk catches on fire, and your homework is destroyed
I wish that my school would get a new Chemistry lab |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted. Somebody does an experiment as soon as it opens, and the experiment goes horribly wrong. The resulting explosion destroys the entire town. Now see what you did...
I wish the my school's friction stir welder would be fixed tomorrow. |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted, but it breaks beyond repair the day after.
I wish my school computers were not crippled by deep freeze software |
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