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I wish I knew where my pocketknife is. |
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Granted but you find it next to a dead body with your finger prints all over it and the police come to arrest you.
I wish I had a brain. |
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granted but you lose your pants... AGAIN...
i wish build season was here already |
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Granted. Ship day is tomorrow.
I wish my team would win Savage Soccer this year. |
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Granted, but later the judges discover that one of your robots was confirmed positive for a low grade beaver traqullizer.:p
I wish that i did not have to read "The Grapes of Wrath" for English |
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Granted, but now you have to read "The Rise and Fall of the Roman Empire" in one day, and it the day of a competition.
I wish I wasn't sick. |
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Granted. Your disease has been postponed until build season.
I wish I wasn't thirsty. |
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granted, but now you are hungry.
i wish that our team is never in need of money. |
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Granted but the reason you don't need that money is because you aren't participating in FIRST anymore.
I wish nobody would make a stupid joke about me being away for awhile. |
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Granted, they will make the jokes once you are back.
I wish I didn't have to my English homework |
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granted, but then you fail english ecause you didn't do it
i wish that the country wasn't crazy on election day. |
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Granted. It's crazy all the time.
I wish that I had class today instead of a second straight snow day. |
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Granted but now there is a snow day every day I say cookie. (Haha!!!! You will never have class. Cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie.)
I wish I had a pet monkey. (A well-behaved monkey.) |
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Granted, but it turns out the monkey is carrying a new strand of an unknown virus that turns the worlds into zombies. Wow. Now that is just unlucky. Where'd you get that monkey?
I wish I had any mechanical skills, whatsoever, that would help me at least understand what my mechanical team is talking about. (I work software) |
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Granted but now no one else has any.
I wish I had a horse and 100 million dollars. |
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Granted, but then, unfortunately, the horse and your cats die.
I wish my bff was nicer. (not you Aimee) |
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Granted, but now she doesn't like you because of that post.
I wish i could get at least 6 hours of sleep a night, every night. |
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Granted; Problem is because you sleep six hours your late for work/school everyday.
Wishes I would get laid off so I could hibernate for the winter. |
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Granted. you oversleep and miss Championships!!!!!
Wishes I could do what i want >_> |
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Granted: another person will not get what they want and they take something from someone else. Causing people to start a conflict and take things from others which in turn would cause a huge war and a disbalance of what people have and want
wishes that there was a Trader Joe's in Hawaii |
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Granted, but everything is incredably expensive. $20 for an apple, $30 for an ear of corn, $10 for a grape, etc.
I wish my team's robots all worked. |
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Granted, but they only work after we sell them to someone *cry*
I wish I could make everyone in my school grow a brain. (Ugh, seriously, I haven't learned anything (besides robotics stuff) since I got out of elementry school) |
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Granted, but it costs you yours.
I wish Ninjafish didn't make me want to kill it (My VEX bot. It doesn't work. I've tried new programming, a different RX, both crystals and tether, different controller, different batteries, etc. NOTHING WORKS!!!) |
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You unfortunately come to the realization that you can't kill a ninja...even if its a fish...or vex bot.
I wish I was in Dixie, Horrah! Horrah! |
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Granted, but it's about 145 years ago, you're wearing a blue uniform and carrying a musket and pack and ammo, and you aren't with anyone else dressed that way. You're also surrounded by some men in gray who are carrying guns and packs. Guess where you are? Oh, and you're missing the FF draft...
I wish for more wishes. |
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Granted, but you don't get to eat on Thanksgiving, because you forgot to wish for a Thanksgiving meal.
I wish a certain person close to me would stop being SO involved with Robotics. |
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granted, but now that certain person close to you is leaving you because you are so much more involved with Robotics than they are.
I Wish my wish wasn't granted. [ooh there's a conundrum for TPBM] |
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You wish is granted by Andy Baker, but only in multiple parallel universes other than this one, thus causing all of the universes to collapse in on themselves.
I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a six four Impala [take that] |
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Granted, but your wish was so fail, it just died.
I wish for a wish to wish this wish. |
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Granted. You get the wish to make that wish, and have nothing more than before.
I wish i didn't hate my VEX bot. |
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granted... but your vex bot will begin to hate you :D
i wish Apple wouldn't pretend it couldn't get viruses and admit that it just doesn't have many because no one cares to write them |
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granted, but then bill gates learns how to, and begins to write viruses for macs.
i wish that was relevant... |
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Granted, it was so relevant that it didn't make sense
I wish i had an orange |
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wish granted, orange is given but it turns hulk?
I wish I was asleep at home |
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Granted. You have a very restful night and wake up at 10 AM the next day energized and ready for a new day. You then realize that you have your science semester exam that day, and that it started at 9 AM. You rush to school, but get there with 10 minutes left in the alloted time period. Thus, you utterly fail your exam, bringing your total science grade down to a D+ from a B+. You go home and decide to sleep for the rest of the week.
I wish I had a pair of lederhosen... |
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Granted, but your dog loves them and chews them to shreds.
I wish my house could get painted in a day. |
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Granted, but you realize that the house is painted bright orange, rather than lime green, your first choice. You end up having to pay for the whole house to be painted again, a problem that could have been avoided if you had noticed the error halfway through the process, rather than at the end of it.
I wish I had a potato that is flawless and immune to the corruption that is so prevalent on this thread. |
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Granted, but it becomes soup.
I wish I had an orange with a toupe. |
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granted, but i eat the orange
i wish for ice cream |
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Granted, but now you're deathly allergic to milk, and ice cream is made from milk.
I wish for time. |
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Granted but the genie mishears and gives you thyme. Lots and lots of thyme. You are drowned in the spice.
I wish I was on delphi when this thread started. |
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Granted, but the thread was never created, due to the new timeline of events you created.
I wish I had my mp3 player and headphones with me... |
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Granted, but the mp3 player is dead and the headphones are broken.
I wish that this game would be a little easier to drive on. |
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Granted but now the whole game is autonomous. I guess you are out of a job.
I wish I could program. |
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Granted, but at the 2010 kickoff they show not robots, but pedal carts in the animation and manual. And as we all know, you can't program a pedal cart.
I wish there were more dedicated people on my team. |
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As they say, too many cooks spoil the broth.
I wish my team had a complete practice field with trailers and orbit balls. |
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You would get the practice field and all but then your robot would crash and break the day before shipping and the orbit balls would completely break to the point of no repairing.
I wish I was uber smart as Einstein :D |
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You sircome to his level of smartness, but then your brain blows up because you know to much.
I wish I was invincible! |
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Granted, but because of your invincibleness, you can't keep doing robotics because people recognize you after you are supposed to be dead.
I wish that I wasn't hungry. |
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Granted. You go home and are greeted by the rich aroma of your favorite food being prepared. However, when it comes time to eat, you aren't hungry and have to miss out on all the great food.
I wish I had a 2-by-4 block of douglas fir, with which to ponder the great mysteries of the universe. |
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Granted, but the wood is saturated with toxic chemicals, and the fumes render you an imbecile who is completely unable to ponder anything except the colors of orbit balls.
I wish the supply chain of orbit balls were uninterrupted from today until the next six weeks. (signed) --Sick of Sewing Spandex :( |
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But an overzealous team member goes crazy buying orbit balls and exhausts the team budget thereby leaving you to hitchhike to your regionals and sleeping in cardboard boxes outside the arena while dumpster diving for morsels of food.
I wish I had one of those devices from Stargate SG-1 (with the replicators) that would exponentially slow down time so we could seriously test our robot prior to shipping. |
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Granted. It doesn't work
I wish our mentor would win Woodie Flowers this year. |
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Granted, but you get flowers made out of wood.
I wish that all of members would show up to the same meeting. |
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Granted, but the meeting is during off-season. (What is this off-season I am speaking of? My team goes to more competitions in the off-season than in any other one.)
I wish I was at a competition right now. |
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Granted, but the competition you are at has nothing to do with robotics or anything of the sort.
I wish for an idea for something our team can build this season, since we're not in competition. |
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nooooooooooooooooooooooooo, you didn't make a wish, now the worlds gona end.
I wish he didn't just do that! :yikes: |
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He wished for the flash freeze in Toronto to end. That too is granted; global warming struck and flooded the world. I wish that this wish was incorruptible. |
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Granted. Your wish is incorruptable and ruins the whole thread. Great job (not).
I wish i could spend my entire school day at robotics. |
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Wish granted but their is a -40 degree wind chill canceling school but you can't be at school for anything (happened to me today)
I wish for a 40 hour day |
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Granted, but now you have to wait that much longer for the competitions. More agonizing pain in the waiting!!!!
I wish for a quarter. (Sorry. Out of ideas.) |
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Granted. You've got a quarter hour to finish the robot, and your team's budget is $0.25.
I wish all our designs were finished correctly, fabricated, and in our possession. |
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Granted. But now you have nothing to do til the competition so you just sit arounrd and everyone sees you as useless
I wish that I could get eight hours of sleep at night on a regular basis. |
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Granted. You fall asleep at 3:00 AM. You oversleep. You miss school.
I wish I had a quad-dimensional quantum-state ultimate computer memory device... |
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But you spend all your money on it and the Government intervenes to steal their secret technology back.
I wish that I could Shoop-Da-Woop!!!:yikes: |
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Granted, if only the genie could figure out what you wanted. Instead you get a poisoned cookie. Good day.
I wish I had an awful day. Try to corrupt that.:p |
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Granted but during your awful day you get falsely arrested and go to jail for the rest of your life. Now your awful day has become a completely awful life.
I wish i had a two inch piece of string |
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Granted. But your string has been soaked in cyanide.
Good day sir. I wish for everything to be completely awful and corrupted. But having a good life wouldnt be too bad either. Dont really care =] beat that. |
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Granted, but the life you're looking for falls somewhere between the two. In short, you now have a dull, shiftless, absolutely boring life.
I wish for...more time. |
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Granted. You now have 10 years to build. You play with your robot too much and break it.
I wish my team could go to the Atlanta Championships. |
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but on your way there, your plane crashes and you and your team mates are stranded on an island and get eaten by ravenous snails...
i wish unicorns ruled the world with rainbows and chocolate rain!:D |
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The chocolate rain is too watery to be edible yet too syrupy to soak into the ground. You drown in a chocolatey sludge.
I wish I had exactly 1 cup of high-quality sauerkraut, served in a crystal cup on a silver platter. |
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Granted but, a yankee with a hot dog smells the high-quality sauerkraut and takes it from you for his hot dog... tossing the cup breaking it and hitting you over the head with the platter when you object. Don't stand between a yankee and the kraut ! :p
I wish gas was .50 cents a gallon again so I didn't have to drive a weenie-greenie car. |
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Granted. Now cars only get 1 mpg.
I wish I was rich. |
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Your wish is granted. Pennies from heaven fall upon you but their cumulative weight crushes you. This is what it looks like.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15bREcX7ICI I wish our robot would win at Einstein. |
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except you got robbed by 7 year old children ending poverty everywhere good job but now your the only poor person in the whole enitre universe =D
I wish i was emo. |
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Granted. You are now emo. Discovering that it is not as much fun as you thought, you lose interest in life in general. You now spend your days sitting on your bed moping.
I wish that my toaster would have more settings, preferably somewhere between "barely singe" and "incinerate"... |
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Granted, but with all of those new settings your toaster will get overwhelmed and break much more easily and it will cost more to make toasters with those settings so the price of toasters will go up dramaticaly so when your toaster breaks you wont have the money to buy a new one.
I wish every high school could have a robotics team. |
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Granted, but since there are so many teams, the events are far beyond populated, and there's no place big ebough to even house one regional now. As a result, FIRST has to cancel all events for 10 years until they can build locations big enough.
I wish I had a better car than I do now. |
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Granted but do to money issues you lose everything else.
I wish I could go to the slipknot concert. |
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Granted but then you lost your hearing b/c you were in the front row.
I wish we could put a cannon on our robot |
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But the cannon backfires everything, killing all of your team. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I wish I had a grilled cheese sandwich.:ahh: |
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To have it burned in your toater and burn your house down
I wish I had a Chimpanzee |
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Granted, but the chimp is rabid.
I wish for a sandwich. |
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Granted. You get an axle grease and metal shavings sandwich on aluminum
I wish my the good color green fencing wasn't discontinued. |
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It's not discontinued. But it's only available at Wal-Mart, and all they have is two badly mangled packages of fencing, and they don't know when they'll get more in stock.
I wish I could get my Thunderbird e-mail to work on my new computer. |
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Granted, your Thunderbird e-mail now works on your new computer HOWEVER you decide to test a prototype idea for an orbit launcher at home and accidently shoot your computer with it and realize that smoke coming from the fan holes is never a good sign...
I wish everyone would remember to wear their safety glasses...:yikes: |
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Granted. But the glasses are all covered in CORROSIVE ACID!!
I wish that my wish won't be corrupted. |
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Granted but you ruined the thread...
I wish i could win more arguments against my red-headed safety captain |
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I wish our team would settle down and get their prototyping completed by the end of today... |
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Granted. You finish the prototyping early and everyone goes home. As you are putting the robot back in storage you drop it and severely damage the cRIO. You try to get help but you are the only one in the building. You collapse in a wave of dispair.
I wish I could believe it's not butter... |
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Granted! its Lard!!
i wish that i have good grades |
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granted, but you're so good at school that you get a scholarship for the best college in the world. Then you get so stressed out that you end up in a fetal position in your dorm room closet. :]
I wish I spoke Russian like a real Russian person! |
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Only to only speak one word in Russian thus leaving you useless
I wish my ride cymbal came in already, perfectly fine, no strings attached, with no bad repercussions to me or anything related to me, ony good things |
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Grant, but since nothing bad happens to you, the bad things happen to everyone around you, and they all blame you. You lose your friends.
I wish I didn't have to do any more AP Literature assignments. |
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Granted but, in place of the AP Literature assignments you have...
AP Physics AP Chem AP Calc AP World Gov't AP Economics all of which are due Friday and the hard drive of the computer all your work is on just ate itself. :D Have a nice day :P I wish I was President of the Confederate States. -p :cool: |
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Granted but you get assissanted by the President of the Union States.
I wish i was President of the Union States. |
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granted but u r assassinated soon after u take the oath of office.
i wish i could control the population |
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Granted. You become power crazy and spontaneously combust due to over-zealous acts of manic evil laughter
I wish we could get our VEX robot built (it hasnt yet been started) in the 5 working days before our next competition, complete with autonomous, and compete with it next saturday. |
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