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Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted, but a hobo steals your xbox.
xD Inside story, but it happened to me at Portland Regional last year Got it back though :D I wish I wasn't moving to Coeur d Alene, Idaho... :( |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
but then everyone and everything moves to Idaho and everyone and everything from Idaho moves to where your at.
I wish I could know everything in the universe and am able to control that much information so that I wont overload. |
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I wish that everyone on our team could skip school this week. |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
granted, but then you have a test every day that week and you all fail school
I wish my schools techies where more lenient. |
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To grant that wish they all died and now u have no techies. Arent they lenient?
I wish that i could wish a better wish then this wish now because im so stupid that i wished for a wish lik this. |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted, you wish for a million dollars (a much better wish than the one you just did by the way) and donate a couple thousand to a charity to help the environment, but it turns out that the creator of the charity turns out to be a greedy jerk who hires someone to kill you in your sleep so he can steal the rest of your money, and you end up being buried in some random New York drug addicts backyard
I wish that I had more cheetos :) |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted, you find another bag of Cheetos to find that they are actually an off brand made of cardboard. you nearly die of indigestion.
I wish that the pneumatics system could hold pressure for 10 minutes. |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted, but then everything else on the robot falls apart and the system is useless.
I wish I knew that some of my friends use this website. |
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They will use it too blacklist you on the sight.
I wish i had a sandwich. |
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turns out that the sandwhich was poisonous and you were killed because of it.
i wish for a Jew to handle my money problems... (lets see if any of you get where this is from) |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
wish granted
but the jew actually takes all your your money because you used jew to handle your money problems(thats what they do) (btw i saw the family guy episode) *i whish i had a snickers bar* |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted, but the German Hunger guy doesn't actually go away and he annoys you forever.
I wish I could divide by zero... |
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Granted. But then you get unwanted attention from the paparazzi and scientific community and you explode from the stress.
I wish for a robot that makes pancakes!!! |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted. But you die from malnutrition. It turns out pancakes aren't that good for you.
I wish that there was Lift (a soft drink) in the USA. |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
granted but on the way over it get infected with zombie cancer and we all die and turn to zombies
I wish I had better internet that dial-up. |
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