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Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
granted but your computer explodes from the sudden change in speed and btw....ZOMBIE CANCER!! YEAH!!
i wish i could create porcelain tigers when i wanted to where i was looking... |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted, but then EVERYONE gets the new google internets except for you and it's the ratio equivalent of high speed to dial up.
I wish that it was Friday... |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Sure, you just have to live the the rest of the days of the week first (obviously:rolleyes: ).
I wish I would remember to check my e-mail, forum, chiefdelphi, etc... |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
you do, but now, chief delphi wont sent you anything
I wish our bot would go together faster |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
it does, but then it falls apart at the competition.
i wish that nobody would corrupt my wishes |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Only one of your wishes will not be corrupted (not this one) but all of your other wishes after that one has been corrupted 10 fold.
i wish i had a cheezburger |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
granted, but as you begin to munch on the cheesburger you realize that you are lactose interolerant and spit out the cheesburger into a vad of toxic waste which turns the cheesburger into a genetically altered superburgers that eat all the cows in the world so there will be no more meat, or cheese for your burger.
I wish i wouldn't post on chiefdelphi @ midnight. |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted, but now you post at 2 AM!!!
I wish that I wasn't sick that way I could have gone to today's meeting. It is the last one for the build season for our team. |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
granted but while you are there you break the robot and your team hates you now
i wish there was a way to make lolcode work on our robot |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted, only that it only works for your drive! Your kicker mechanism and ball control mechanism get summarily messed up.
I wish for a magical elixer that keeps me awake with any present/future side effects. |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted, but after drinking the elixir, you are transported to the past, where you meet your great great grandfather, Ulysses S. Grant. Upon meeting him, you accidentally distract him from the Battle of Vicksburg, causing him to be killed by a stray bullet. Thus leading to the South winning the Civil War, the United States forever being called the "Confederate States of America," and therefore causing you to never be born, robotics to never be founded, and your precious elixir to never be wished for.
I wish I had a llama. |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
granted, but then the llama eats you and your family
I wish robotics lasted all year long at my school instead of about 6 weeks (not including Portland and Atlanta....the competitions we're going to) |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Robotics takes over your life, and you become a social outcast.
I wish that the doctor could see me today in stead of tomorrow, and that he will give me antibiotics so that I am better for our trip back to NH. |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
he does, but something goes wrong with the anitbiotics and you die
i wish that school would be cancelled just for today so i don't have to present my powerpoint |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
granted but your powerpoint is deleted along with all data relating to it from existence completley to keep to the law of equal exchange and now you have to spend the day making a new powerpoint
i wish i didnt have Crohn's disease.....=( |
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