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Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
If you had a cookie, then you'd ask for a glass of milk! And if you asked for a glass of milk, you'd ask for a straw, and then you'd get caught up in a infinitely recursive loop, doomed to fill the pages of picture books forever.
I cats would actually talk aloud in lolspeak. |
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granted, but since they can communicate with each other, they are able to put together a massive army of lol and they take over the world. then they destroy all humans because they are inferior to cats.
I wish i had less homework. |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Okay, but because you have less homework, the test suddenly becomes worth 100% of your grade and you don't know any of the material because there was no homework for you.
I wish that would stop getting sick |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted, but now you are forced to go to school and work and everyone uses you to cover their shifts because you had to many sick days and you end up stressed out, failing classes and the government is taking all your money in taxes!!!
I wish I had a pet hedgehog. |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted, but he stole all of the rings within your household, and he sped off within a blue flash.
I wish I had my voice back, from the regional. |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
granted but your dog gets it and all he does is ask for walks and treats and causes you to go insane.
I wish our robot won nationals |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
you do, but then the officials notice something on your robot that violates the rules and you lose the title.
i wish the voices in my head would go away... |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
granted, but then you are sent to a kindergarten classroom for the rest of your life and the little kids in there will never shut up. EVER.
I wish that blackra1n would work on iPod os 3.1.3 |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
granted but then ur ipod blows up in your face. hah ha
I wish i had a chicken sandwich |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted, but then an eagle swoops in out of nowhere and snatches your beloved cookie!
I wish I had vanilla pudding! (for those of you who were thinking about all kinds of nasty stuff related to chocolate pudding. That means you!) |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
before i get to the wish, you do realize he wished for a chicken sandwich, not a cookie right?
anyway, granted, but then you trip and fall and spill your pudding all over the ground. You use the 5 second rule, but then you get sick and die because the mythbusters proved that the 5 second rule is a lie. i wish i didn't have to read To Kill a Mockingbird |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
granted, but you now have to read A Separate Peace, Fahrenheit 451, and Little Women, all by tomorrow
I wish i could function normally without sleep |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted. You function normally without sleep, but after a few days, you are bored enough to take a nap. Suddenly, you awake to discover that you slept so long (and by some sort of magic, i suppose) that you survived a nuclear war and it is fifty years in the future. You then embark on an adventure to gather the last remnants of humankind! You fall in love. At the wedding, everyone dies but you. Following the (failed) wedding, you swear your vengeance on those who destroyed everything you loved. Fifty more years later, and you are really old, without ever accomplishing anything. The End.
I wish that i had a cake right here. |
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u do but then there is a time bomb in the cake and right when u start to cut it, it explodes on u.
now i wish for my chicken sandwich again. |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted, but it's a raw chicken sandwhich and you get salmonella =(
I wish that it would start raining root beer (and it wasn't sticky) |
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