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DMitriPetrenko 05-02-2009 19:14

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Granted. Unfortunately, you work so fast to build it, it accidentally combusts, destroying your shop. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! :]






I wish we had an unlimited supply of IHOP pancakes and Aunt Jamima syrup!!!

Cyberphil 05-02-2009 19:34

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Quote:

Originally Posted by DMitriPetrenko (Post 814934)
Granted. Unfortunately, you work so fast to build it, it accidentally combusts, destroying your shop. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! :]






I wish we had an unlimited supply of IHOP pancakes and Aunt Jamima syrup!!!

Granted, IHOP stands for International house of poision, and you might not live too long after.





I wish the Jaguars wouldn't break constantly.

FatBabyJezus 05-02-2009 21:05

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Wish Granted
but everything else either breaks, spontaneously combusts, or melts.

I wish for all my worst enemies to DIE and goto HEAVEN.

Spartan151 06-02-2009 09:59

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Granted, but you make enemies of everyone so you end up being the only one left on Earth.

I wish for a new set of good golf clubs.

Taylor 06-02-2009 11:08

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Granted, but it's still winter, and the groundhog saw its shadow.

I wish our robot pieces were here instead at the fabricators shop

Zipding 06-02-2009 15:25

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Wish granted, now you don't have all the proper materials you need! And now you're a week late with the shipping date



I wish that noone like Hitler will appear in the future

FatBabyJezus 06-02-2009 18:46

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Granted, but Christ appears in the future and u get judged.

I wish that I can die now and goto Heaven.

SCROSSLEY-GCEC 06-02-2009 20:10

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Granted, but in heaven technology is considered evil, and you never get to build a robot (or a website) ever again.

I wish VEX parts didnt cost so much money and take so long to arrive (in NZ)

Protronie 09-02-2009 09:13

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Granted: Vex parts are now cheap and are delivered to NZ overnight.
However... you no longer are working with VEX and have moved on to FRC where the parts cost three times as much and twice as long to arrive.


I wish everything was made to never break down and replacement parts were never needed.

-p :cool:

Taylor 09-02-2009 10:20

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Granted. All the out-of-work mechanics and repairmen overthrow the government and destroy the world.

I wish I was on vacation

Zipding 09-02-2009 11:51

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Granted! Now you don't finish the bot, again



I wish that humans didn't pollute as much as we are now

Spartan151 09-02-2009 12:19

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Granted, but sinc we can't pollute, all of the gas in our bodies build up and we all explode. Then the world becomes even worse because of the built-up pollution released when we exploded. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I wish that I didn't work with dumb co-workers.

dragonrulr288 09-02-2009 12:52

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granted, but now you have to work with freshmen for the rest of your life
MWAHAHA!!!

I wish I were at robotics right now...

ezpkns 09-02-2009 15:22

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Granted but there is no one there and you accidentally set off the fire extinguishers and sprinklers flooding the school and drowning yourself

FAIL!

I wish for a pastrami sandwich

rsegrest 09-02-2009 18:11

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Granted, you have a pastrami sandwich...and that's ALL you have, no clothes, nothing to drink, and no robot, no friends, NOTHING BUT A PASTRAMI SANDWICH...

I wish that my team would quit playing politics with each other...:ahh:

Zipding 10-02-2009 11:50

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Granted!! They descend into chaos and anarchy



I wish for a milkshake.

ezpkns 10-02-2009 11:53

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Granted. You have a milkshake. And I have a straw. My straw goes across the room, and I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE! I DRINK IT UP!

-suggested by Josh of 1565

He wishes for an Xbox 360.

ReapersRule 10-02-2009 14:31

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You get an Xbox 360. Five minutes later you get the red ring of death.


I wish it was build season or a competition every day.

rsegrest 10-02-2009 18:21

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"I wish it was build season or a competition every day."

Granted, everyday is the day before ship and you still haven't finished the wiring, programming, welding the joints, etc...



I wish ALL my students had full ride scholarships to the college of their choice...

FatBabyJezus 10-02-2009 19:13

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gRANTED but they fail cuz they think they all that and dont get any jobs and live on the street, dying 3 yers from now =dDddd

I wish nobody would reply to this post. HAH!

SCROSSLEY-GCEC 11-02-2009 03:45

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granted. but today is opposite day.

I wish that that certain guy on my team liked me in the same way i like him :D

FatBabyJezus 11-02-2009 19:10

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Granted, but now he stalks you and u feel all wierd and he killls your family and then u break up with him now he nukes the world. then he shiva-bombs it, BOOM!!! =D lol you have caused world destruction with one wish.
(plus opposite day doesnt exist...
if you say "its opposite day" on opposite day, then it is the opposite of that, making it NOT opposite day, but if u say "its not opposite day" then it isnt opposite day. therefore, in either scenario, opposite day does NOT exist. =]

now, i again wish nobody would reply to this post. (hah!)

Spartan151 12-02-2009 12:00

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Granted, but only for a few seconds. Some stubborn person comes along and posts something ridiculous.

I wish we could get this small cargo tram done so we can have it ready for the regionals.

ezpkns 12-02-2009 12:07

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Granted!it also includes a small tactical nuclear device with a motion sensor.

have fun getting it out of the school

I wish for world destruction (make that worse, come on, I dare ya)

ReapersRule 12-02-2009 14:24

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Granted. You destroy FIRST you meanie!!!


I wish for a cookie

Zipding 12-02-2009 14:46

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Granted, it's poisonous and you DIE!!!!




I wish for someone to corrupt my wish

Raumiester2010 12-02-2009 15:40

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granted, nobody corrupts it.

I wish that every competition ROCKED as much as the saturday of Atlanta

EricH 12-02-2009 15:42

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Raumiester2010 (Post 819400)
granted, nobody corrupts it.

I wish that every competition ROCKED as much as the saturday of Atlanta

Granted, but now there's nothing special about Saturday of Atlanta.

I wish that it was possible to make an uncorruptable wish.

DMitriPetrenko 12-02-2009 19:05

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Granted, but you just runied the thread.:eek:


I wish that the Call of Duty series did a game on the Revolutionary or Civil War.

Xoid 12-02-2009 19:27

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Granted, but only 1/100 people (you and a few others) enjoy it.
Call of Duty loses all its money and goes bankrupt, sending the world into World War 38. the world loses 3/4 of its mass due to the 38th world war. Congratz you have destroyed the world. =D

I wish for 5 people to reply to this post (so 5 people have to grant this wish. in a row. =D hehehe lol.)

ezpkns 13-02-2009 11:39

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Granted! but I am five people right now

signed
Dan, Graham, Josh, Dushanth, and Ryan

We collectively wish for peace and... aww whatever we wish for the ultimate destruction of the universe in a vengeful act of the one and only *gasp* DEAN KAMEN

Zipding 13-02-2009 11:43

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Granted! You're the FIRST to die by the hands of your own robot, Dean Kamen, Woodie Flowers and Dave Lavery survive




I wish for an incorruptable robot and wish

KarenH 13-02-2009 12:54

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Granted, but you wake up and find you were only dreaming.

I wish the rules of this thread would be changed so that no one could wish for an incorruptible wish of any kind.

Rick TYler 13-02-2009 13:10

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Quote:

Originally Posted by KarenH (Post 819989)
I wish the rules of this thread would be changed so that no one could wish for an incorruptible wish of any kind.

Granted, but now the thread is really, really boring and mentors start publishing more, and you have such a bad attack of ennui you leave robotics and spend the rest of your short, pathetic life yearning for the old days of wishing for incorruptible threads while trying to become world champion in short-form lawn bowling.

I wish that students would realize that it's far more productive to panic four weeks before they have to have their robot ready to compete (or ship) than to wait for the last minute.

Xoid 14-02-2009 14:41

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Granted. They panic like heck do a really crappy job and send their robot in 3.5 weeks early =D lol.

I wish for a girl that would stay with me throughout anything and everything. I wil be happy with any corrupted life if i have just that. =]

SCROSSLEY-GCEC 14-02-2009 19:20

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Granted. But then she gets crushed when your robot falls on her. sorry.

I wish more people in my team would turn up to our VEX competitions (or at least give valid reasons in advance they they wont be there. we only had 2 student reps at our comp. yesterday :( )

Kimmeh 16-02-2009 22:38

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Granted, but too many people show up and no one knows what is going on.

I wish that the game hints would make more sense.

ezpkns 17-02-2009 17:33

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Granted but they are now so obvious that every one except your team has their robot ready for kickoff and you find yourself losing indefinetly

I wish for 1 inch cubed of cheese

ReapersRule 17-02-2009 18:28

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Granted. It's poisoned.


I wish I could drive the robot more before the regional.

Herodotus 18-02-2009 02:06

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Granted. You break it, everyone blames you, you're team isn't able to compete this year, and you are cast to the side like a shriveled up banana. :p

I wish IRI was here already.

Joe Schornak 18-02-2009 22:59

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Granted. The FedEX can't keep up with having to ship so many robots in such a short time, and their logistics mainframe implodes. Packages back up, filling warehouses across the nation. The entire world grinds to a halt as mail stops arriving. You just threw society as we know it into utter chaos. Good job.

I wish I had another week to write my English paper...

kgzak 19-02-2009 00:56

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Granted but you now have 2 other papers due tomorrow

I wish our robot worked

bloodknight2077 19-02-2009 12:04

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granted, however it will require you to sacrifice you three best team members. and you robot will have a 50% chance of being possessed and going on a killing rampage.



I wish to make a wish about wishing.:D :rolleyes:

SCROSSLEY-GCEC 20-02-2009 04:45

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Granted. you already did O_o that was pointless lol :D

I wish that people would stop losing our small allen key XD

bloodknight2077 20-02-2009 11:27

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Granted however now it has been fused into their hands causeing endless pain and possibly infection.



I wish nothing was ever lost, while everything was found.

Spartan151 20-02-2009 11:47

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Granted, but since everything is found, and nothing is lost, life is not lost. Therefore, wars and crime and stealing and the like continue in an endless cycle for all eternity, spinning you into misery.

I wish that we could get these parts and tools organized faster.

Protronie 22-02-2009 11:37

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Granted, last night while you were all sleeping someone broke into your shop and stole all your tools and parts except for a hammer and a screw driver... now organizing your only two tools will be very fast and very easy. :eek:

I wish I hadn't gone to the Willie Nelson concert last night... ohhh my head!

SammyKay 22-02-2009 20:42

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Granted....Now you have nothing to brag to any of your friends about.

I wish that I'm on drive team this year

ReapersRule 22-02-2009 21:08

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Granted. Your robot doesn't drive.

I wish I wasn't in withdrawal from the build season... I miss D-Fence!!!

rsegrest 23-02-2009 15:26

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Granted, you no longer experience withdrawls from build season, however that's because you no longer build robots or participate in FIRST in any way ever again.

I wish my team would start working on reassembling the practice robot for our programmers to practice on...

Protronie 23-02-2009 16:25

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Granted, your team labors for hours putting your practice robot back together but for some reason it will not operate and they all blame the programmers for screwing it up and you spend sleepless nights going over your program but can't figure out whats wrong.


I wish I could get bailed out by the government.
Just a few billion and I'd be happy. :p

typharn91 23-02-2009 19:23

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you do but hte second you get all that money the dollar becomes worth 1/10000000000000000 of a mexican paco

i wish i had one of every teams shirt in all of FRC:D

bloodknight2077 24-02-2009 09:05

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Granted , however since there are many teams all the shirts fill up your room and cause the building to explode.




I wish that our robot wasn't designed by only 2 people.

BigMoney135 24-02-2009 09:39

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Granted, but when the entire team gets involved, they all argue and the design isn't finished until after the six weeks.

I wish we had enough money to go to nationals.

ReapersRule 24-02-2009 14:20

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Granted. You get DQed after your robot blows up in match 1.


I wish I had pom-poms with me

ezpkns 25-02-2009 12:15

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granted you now have pom poms the pom poms carry a new type of contagious cancer and you start an epidemic...w00t

i wish to enjoy my FIRST year in FIRST

Zipding 25-02-2009 12:16

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Granted! You get only one year with FIRST



I wish for a war that kills everyone

Spartan151 25-02-2009 14:18

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Granted, but since you wish for that, everyone is dead, so FIRST ceases to exist. So the world becomes a sad world.

I wish that the Bayou Regional would hurry up and get here.

Finleym 25-02-2009 23:04

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wish granted, however the space-time continuum progresses in it's accelerated fashion making the Bayou Regional last a mere 3 minutes and you would die of old age by the end of the month.:D

I wish i could ship myself with the robot.

SCROSSLEY-GCEC 26-02-2009 01:42

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granted. you suffocate in the crate.

I wish there were more opportunities in NZ for robotics stuff

Spartan151 26-02-2009 10:03

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Granted, but the robotics stuff that is introduced is not open to you at all.

I wish that this senior year would finish out so I can graduate. With Honors.

Kersten 26-02-2009 10:17

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Granted but since your senior year goes by so fast you miss out on essential lessons that you need and have a very hard time keeping a job because you know how to start something but not finish it.

I wish it was competition time already

Finleym 26-02-2009 21:39

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wish granted, but since there are multiple competition start days, all time in between each start day is obliterated and, even though each competition starts, only the final competition would be played out. However, since the ship days contained within the obliterated days are gone, attendance at the competition is too low and the competition would be postponed, and all time in between the postponement decision and the new competition start day would again be obliterated. This would cause the cycle to be endlessly perpetuated.
(BTW- Too late, the competition has already started.:D )

i wish that a completed drive chain segment (about twenty-five links put together) were published in the Autodesk Virtual Kit of Parts.

P.S.- I HATE:mad: making drive chain on Inventor!!!!!

Spartan151 27-02-2009 11:42

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Granted, but when it is published, you no longer need it, as you have already taken many sleepless nights to build one in Inventor. Oh, and it comes out the day after you finish the chain.

I wish that TV wasn't so negative all the time.

SCROSSLEY-GCEC 27-02-2009 22:51

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Granted. Now the news shows children dying while the narrators talk about it in happy voices =] everything is overly positive and no longer any good to watch.

I wish the chain on our VEX robot didnt keep breaking :O (seriously, if you have any ideas, let me know!)

Finleym 27-02-2009 23:20

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wish granted, in never breaks, since it is now made of sodium, but whenever you run the motors, the chain tangles itself up and frequently melts due to the normal amount of heat created from the chains movement on the engines.

I wish that scouting weren't so hard on your voice.
(yay, to painful speech and a lost voice)

Kimmeh 01-03-2009 19:46

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Granted, but now you're mute and must comminucate via sign language.

I wish that I could go to school 550 miles away and still mentor my team.

KarenH 01-03-2009 20:17

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Granted. The mentoring by phone, e-mail, and chat works great, but when you finally show up in person, no one on your team recognizes you, and they won't let you eat any of their pizza.

I wish I could get my stereo components to work through my computer.

Finleym 02-03-2009 13:49

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Wish granted, they do work through your computer. They push, force, and wiggle their way through your computer leaving three holes in it that are about two inches in diameter. Watch out!!! It's headed for the T.V.!!!

I wish our bot's frame were made out of carbon fiber.

dragonrulr288 07-03-2009 20:39

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Finleym (Post 830377)
I wish our bot's frame were made out of carbon fiber.

Granted, but now you robot is too light and is pushed around by other robots


I wish my team and annother one of the FIRST teams would stop the argument between us after we split... or rather our coaches, the kids dont care about what happened, its in the past... Its really sad that we dont get along.... Its not a nice thing... :(

ezpkns 09-03-2009 21:37

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granted you are both kicked out of first, now there is no actual teams to fight with each other

i wish for First Robotics to become a household name

GreenReaper1735 13-03-2009 10:52

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Granted, however it's used as a slang term and FIRST gets shut down cause it becomes frowned upon

*I wish for a new computer

ReapersRule 13-03-2009 14:09

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Granted, but it's not nearly as good as what we already have


I wish we would be the number 1 team at our regional next year at the time alliances are chosen

Jared Russell 13-03-2009 14:19

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ReapersRule (Post 835524)
Granted, but it's not nearly as good as what we already have


I wish we would be the number 1 team at our regional next year at the time alliances are chosen

Granted, but #2 is 1114, #3 is 71, #4 is 217, #5 is 254, #6 is 968, #7 is 25, and #8 is 45. Enjoy!

I wish, I wish I hadn't squished that fish.

dragonrulr288 14-03-2009 08:00

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Granted, but the fish was replaced with a pile of poo.

I wish for a fun time at botball today, or that the 7th and 8th graders dont drive me insane [lol]

amariealbrecht 14-03-2009 21:54

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Granted but it might not be the 7th and 8th graders that drive you insane, it will be one of your really close friends which is harder to deal with.

I wish the Minnesota competition would come sooner!

dragonrulr288 15-03-2009 11:27

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granted, but all of the 7th and 8th graders that didnt dirive me insane were there and drove you and your team insan O_O

I wish we had practice earlier and longer today... I hate free time!

Finleym 16-03-2009 13:56

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wish granted, you begin practicing at 12:01 A.M. and finish practicing at 11:59 P.M. The next day your whole team spends all day trying not to fall asleep (like while repairing, reprogramming, and even driving the robot). If only you had gotten some sleep. >)

I wish that our teams laptops battery lasted a few hours longer.

flyingcrayons 18-03-2009 16:15

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granted, but then the battery gets overworked and blows up, leaving you with no laptop

I wish it was tomorrow so i could be missing school to go to the Philly Regional...

dragonrulr288 18-03-2009 22:02

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Granted, but your team gets Pwnd!

I hope we do good at lancing tommorow, and that we have fun :D

EricH 18-03-2009 22:12

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Quote:

Originally Posted by dragonrulr288 (Post 838009)
I hope we do good at lancing tommorow, and that we have fun :D

Granted, but your ENTIRE team is now in the hospital due to multiple lance wounds per person. (Bet you didn't know spelling can be dangerous!)

I wish that none of the granted wishes are actually granted.

flippy147852 19-03-2009 10:19

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granted, but then some unspoken wish will be granted that makes everyone do something really stupid

I wish it was lunchtime:D

Tapeworm

Finleym 23-03-2009 13:57

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Quote:

Originally Posted by flippy147852 (Post 838165)
granted, but then some unspoken wish will be granted that makes everyone do something really stupid

I wish it was lunchtime:D

Tapeworm


Wish granted.
*The bell for lunch rings, you walk out of the classroom, into the lunchroom, pick up a tray, and the lunch lady slaps a nice steaming pile of... TAPEWORMS... on your plate.*
Mmmm, mmmm, good. "Eat up, those worms will keep ya' nice an' lean!"

Taylor 26-03-2009 13:10

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Last wish:
Granted.


I wish we knew right now if we're accepted to IRI or not.

EricH 26-03-2009 13:49

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Granted. You aren't accepted for IRI 2009. You are accepted for IRI 2010... but you'll have to face some combination of 1114, 71, 1625, 233, 330, 111, 67, 217, 148, 1, 45, 234, and 118 in every single match, and you don't face any other teams, and you don't ally with any of the above at all. Try winning anything with that kind of opposing alliance.

I thought of just doing the "you aren't accepted", but the chance to totally and completely corrup the wish was just too good to pass up.

I wish that the wind would die down.

flippy147852 26-03-2009 15:26

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granted, but you then find yourself at the beginning of fourth hour in a ridicoulously stuffy classroom with a teacher that loves the sound of her voice too much and will not shut up... all of a sudden a little breeze sounds good!

I wish we get paired with team #85 BOB in the finals at west michigan

YAY BOB

typharn91 26-03-2009 21:34

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graanted you do well in the first match loss the second match and complety break your robot in auton of your third match and they both cant be fixed

i wish telephone tag was more fun than it sounds

flippy147852 27-03-2009 17:50

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granted, but then someone will trace your calls and ninjas from another dimension will attack you whenever you pick up the phone

I wish I had a coat where you could pull out the exact change for whatever you were buying and never lose the coat

dragonrulr288 28-03-2009 21:35

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by flippy147852 (Post 841681)
granted, but then someone will trace your calls and ninjas from another dimension will attack you whenever you pick up the phone

I wish I had a coat where you could pull out the exact change for whatever you were buying and never lose the coat

Granted, but your friend steals the coat, and then you both get in trouble with the FBI for counterfit money.


I wish for a hug from a whole bunch of people at state! [If we go, which is not my wish, so you cant mess with that, only the hug part]

wannabchicken 28-03-2009 22:45

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granted, but a really srong person hugs you too tight and crushes you

I wish the channel HGTV was no longer allowed on tv

NorviewsVeteran 28-03-2009 23:59

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Granted, but now the hosts must find work elsewhere and turn to the branches of Discovery Channel and TLC.


I wish people would keep personal drama out of the workshop and get back to work.

"This is a robotics team, NOT THE DRAMA CLUB"

Kimmeh 29-03-2009 20:41

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Granted, but now all the robot will do is act out scenes from Macbeth.

I wish that I didn't have to do a debate for English.

EricH 29-03-2009 20:44

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted. You now have a 20-page research paper due tomorrow. You will get a new one each week for the rest of the school year, too.

I wish that I had more time for homework.

Zach O 29-03-2009 20:49

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You have more time for homework, but now you have less time for FIRST!

I wish I'd get a nice email from someone :D

FreelancerTex 30-03-2009 16:00

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Granted! You get the e-mail only to find out that the person is a Peddifile (I can't spell it sorry) and they find where you live and they start stalking you.

I wish I could die protecting the world from destruction and also save the Human race.

EricH 30-03-2009 16:07

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted. You're dead. And it's not even our world, but one based on one of the moons of Saturn...

I wish that Zach had given me an actual corruption, instead of a non-corruption... (Yes, I do count less time for FIRST as not being a problem.)

flippy147852 30-03-2009 16:38

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for all you know, this was a distraction. His real wish was for you to be stuck in a closed room with 30 9-year olds...you just have to read between the lines (used figuratively, not literally)

I wish our team makes it to the World Championship, that would be a real cool experience (I don't care if we get Pwnd:yikes: )

neshera 30-03-2009 17:52

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Your team does make it to the World Championship - of Synchronized Swimming (where you are also pwned, but this time by synch swimmers, so it's REALLY embarrasing.)
I wish I could get time off work to go to IRI this year.

KarenH 30-03-2009 17:54

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
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Originally Posted by EricH (Post 842702)
I wish that I had more time for homework.

<NOT AN ENTRY> Looks like God granted you this one for real! Enjoy your 2nd blizzard in as many weeks, and please be careful what you wish for next time!!

Love,
Mom (enjoying mild California weather, but won't do your homework for you)

FreelancerTex 31-03-2009 07:47

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
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Originally Posted by flippy147852 (Post 843323)
for all you know, this was a distraction. His real wish was for you to be stuck in a closed room with 30 9-year olds...you just have to read between the lines (used figuratively, not literally)

I wish our team makes it to the World Championship, that would be a real cool experience (I don't care if we get Pwnd:yikes: )

The irony in that... my team needs to raise 24k to go.. Also your supposed to make a wish!!! No wish from the BeachBots Mother here.

I wish that more people knew what I had to endure to this point in my life. (I mean all the pain):D :D :D :twistedevil:


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