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granted, but the hat makes you unable to see and you die over and over and over.
I wish I was 20% cooler |
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I wish I had a Portal Gun. (Anything involving GLaDOS won't ruin it for me) |
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Granted, but you never wished for a functioning Portal gun.
I wish I could see my favorite band in concert. |
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Granted. You are watching your favorite band in concert...on TV as all of your friends are actually at the show with VIP backstage passes.
I wish I could sing and dance. |
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Granted, but you would never be able to stop and end up dieing of loss of oxygen and action.
I wish i could go to see how Pixar does their work. |
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Granted, but you get crushed by the pixar lamp as soon as you start your tour.
I wish I was a Flyers season ticket holder. |
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Granted, but you can only hold the tickets. You cannot use them, just hold them. I wish I had the collected works of my favorite author. |
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Granted, but you favorite author is Stephanie Myers.
I wish the below statement was false. This statement is false. |
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Well, yeah, it is false. How about that? Your mind implodes.
I wish that McDonalds would make chicken nuggets that come in more than three shapes. |
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Granted. They now also come in choking hazard, microscopic, and Edward Cullen.
I wish my bed didn't seem just so darn comfortable in the mornings... |
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Ok, but now it NEVER feels comfortable, leaving you sleepless for the rest of your life!
I wish I could think of something to wish for. |
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Granted, but as soon as you think of something, you forget it immediately.
I wish for...ah I forget. |
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Granted~! You now have forgetten everything! Including how to breath!
I wish I had more bacon. |
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Granted, but this bacon still hasn't been harvested, and now your house is completely filled with pigs.
I don't want to be an American idiot. |
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Too late!
I wish that Earth had less obese people. |
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