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Bax2996 07-02-2012 19:17

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
granted, but the hat makes you unable to see and you die over and over and over.

I wish I was 20% cooler

Andrew Lawrence 07-02-2012 22:14

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Bax2996 (Post 1121926)
granted, but the hat makes you unable to see and you die over and over and over.

I wish I was 20% cooler

Congrats! Your average body temperature is 20% colder, and you die. :D

I wish I had a Portal Gun. (Anything involving GLaDOS won't ruin it for me)

AlexRoberts 08-02-2012 14:55

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but you never wished for a functioning Portal gun.


I wish I could see my favorite band in concert.

nitneylion452 08-02-2012 16:23

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted. You are watching your favorite band in concert...on TV as all of your friends are actually at the show with VIP backstage passes.

I wish I could sing and dance.

mangagirl41 08-02-2012 19:08

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but you would never be able to stop and end up dieing of loss of oxygen and action.

I wish i could go to see how Pixar does their work.

nitneylion452 09-02-2012 12:24

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but you get crushed by the pixar lamp as soon as you start your tour.


I wish I was a Flyers season ticket holder.

AlexRoberts 09-02-2012 15:29

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by nitneylion452 (Post 1123078)
Granted, but you get crushed by the pixar lamp as soon as you start your tour.


I wish I was a Flyers season ticket holder.


Granted, but you can only hold the tickets. You cannot use them, just hold them.


I wish I had the collected works of my favorite author.

Hypnotoad 09-02-2012 20:46

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but you favorite author is Stephanie Myers.

I wish the below statement was false.

This statement is false.

Ninja_Bait 09-02-2012 21:19

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Well, yeah, it is false. How about that? Your mind implodes.

I wish that McDonalds would make chicken nuggets that come in more than three shapes.

Bax2996 09-02-2012 21:21

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted. They now also come in choking hazard, microscopic, and Edward Cullen.

I wish my bed didn't seem just so darn comfortable in the mornings...

Andrew Lawrence 09-02-2012 21:27

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Ok, but now it NEVER feels comfortable, leaving you sleepless for the rest of your life!

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

nitneylion452 09-02-2012 22:59

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but as soon as you think of something, you forget it immediately.


I wish for...ah I forget.

Bax2996 11-02-2012 11:31

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted~! You now have forgetten everything! Including how to breath!

I wish I had more bacon.

Hypnotoad 11-02-2012 12:01

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but this bacon still hasn't been harvested, and now your house is completely filled with pigs.

I don't want to be an American idiot.

genesisprobe 11-02-2012 12:16

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Too late!

I wish that Earth had less obese people.


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