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Rogue Leader 11-02-2012 14:00

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but now there is only bland food that doesn't taste good, in order to keep the population fit and thin. There are also no more video games.

I wish I had a completely legal ray gun that is hand portable and shoots a blue ray and won't harm me no matter what.

fredexcels 11-02-2012 14:46

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Indeed, your ray gun will not harm you but you will accidentely shoot your mother, who because of your cruelty when choosing a wish is left a puddle of cosmic ooze, although because of its speed it does this 67 years into the past :deadhorse: and you, therefore, were never born.

I want to beat all of you and your teams and win the robotics championship.

EricH 11-02-2012 14:50

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted. You're found to have used 60 CIMs, 5 batteries, and an illegal control system to do it, however. This means that you're disqualified, and all of your wins are voided for the season.

I wish that people would actually read the FRC Game Manual.

KarenH 12-02-2012 01:26

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted. EVERYBODY reads the FRC manual. In fact, they don't read anything else, including the U.S. Constitution. So now everyone (in the U.S., at least) has legal robots, but no legal rights, and we all go to jail.

I wish I had a mini crawler crane, because it would fit in my backyard.

Garrett.d.w 12-02-2012 02:44

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but when Skynet takes over you will come home to find that your robot is hanging fifty feet in the air... and it's blackmailing you for cookies :D

I wish my car could fly.

2348humanplayer 12-02-2012 20:51

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Ok, but your car's lift system malfunctions, lifting you into the engine of a passing plane.

I wish my wishes would never backfire.

mdiradoorian 12-02-2012 21:42

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
OK, if your wishes never backfired for you it could cause peril for everyone around you.

I wish everyone could finish their robot and practice before stop build day.

genesisprobe 13-02-2012 12:23

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but then all the teams would be at a draw and they would cancel the competitions and not have another build season next year.

I wish that some threads would be easy to reply to.

mdiradoorian 13-02-2012 12:27

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted then everyone would be to ignorant to read everyone else's post but their own post and then the thread would be useless.

I wish that everyone would stop wishing for wierd things.

Hypnotoad 13-02-2012 20:48

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted. Now this thred is boring.

I wish our programs would work the first time.

Ninja_Bait 13-02-2012 23:32

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted. But now the engineers can't blame the programmers for things anymore.

I wish I was better at first-person shooters.

Andrew Lawrence 13-02-2012 23:33

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
You got better, but so has everyone else!

I wish I could be in robotics already...

nssheepster 14-02-2012 12:05

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted. But the robot runs over your foot, and it turns gangrenous, and is amupatated. So you get called "Footless Andy" forever.

I wish I wished.

AlexRoberts 14-02-2012 13:46

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by nssheepster (Post 1126423)
Granted. But the robot runs over your foot, and it turns gangrenous, and is amupatated. So you get called "Footless Andy" forever.

I wish I wished.

Wish granted, but you wished that you wished that you hadn't wished, so, you never wished.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

nitneylion452 14-02-2012 22:07

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but you don't have any gills, so you die.

Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener.


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