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Hypnotoad 14-02-2012 23:23

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but now you're an Oscar mayer weiner.

I wish I didn't have so much homework.

nssheepster 15-02-2012 07:23

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted. Except now, you fail a test, and the lack of homework grades means you fail. Again.

I wish I wished I wished that I hadn't wished I wished wishily.

Hypnotoad 15-02-2012 20:41

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
syntax error.

i wish people made grant-able wishes.

nssheepster 16-02-2012 07:26

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted. But then someone wishes you smelled like feet, and you do.

I wish genies were nicer.

genesisprobe 16-02-2012 18:22

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but then making wishes would be without fun, excitement, or adrenaline and then the genie race prospers and takes over the world because their masters never asked for any interesting wishes.

I wish that everything I wanted would come true.

NeatNit 17-02-2012 12:12

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by genesisprobe (Post 1128328)
I wish that everything I wanted would come true.

Granted!


And then you wake up.






I wish there was no crime ever

jkato 17-02-2012 13:09

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
But then, police officers, now out of work, have no job. So they turn to crime, except they can't do that either. So they wither away and die.

I wish a had a big, juicy hamburger, complete with ketchup, pickles, lettuce, and tomato.

Djinn74 17-02-2012 14:03

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted. But it tastes disgusting due to the burger being too juicy (90% water).

I wish that the relocation value would fit in 24 bits.

nssheepster 17-02-2012 18:15

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but then your robot overheats and melts into slag sue to a minor coding error and misaligned motor housing.

I wish my wish to have my wish for a million dollars corrupted was corrupted, becuase two negatives make a positive, so...
$$$$$!

genesisprobe 17-02-2012 18:23

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but someone else wished that three negatives make a positive so your wish is still corrupted.

I wish that people had the ability to possess people at their will.

Troger 17-02-2012 20:54

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but then you and your team get disqualified from Rebound Rumble because you lack gracious professionalism

Because it rains so much in Oregon, i wish that it would rain gold!

nitneylion452 17-02-2012 21:08

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but the size of the nuggets destroys everything and now Oregon ceases to exist.


I wish I owned a McDonald's restaurant that always passed health inspection and was extremely successful.

shadowdarklight 17-02-2012 21:51

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but due to their immense success every other fast food restaurant on the planet is closed, forcing us all to eat only mcdonalds for all eternity :ahh:

I wish our autonomous code for our robot would write itself error free.

cgmv123 17-02-2012 23:19

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by shadowdarklight (Post 1129149)
Granted, but due to their immense success every other fast food restaurant on the planet is closed, forcing us all to eat only mcdonalds for all eternity :ahh:

I wish our autonomous code for our robot would write itself error free.

Granted, but your robot becomes self-aware and takes over the entire world.

I wish my team had an automatic qualification for Championship and the money to pay for it.

genesisprobe 18-02-2012 12:24

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Then other teams would get mad at you and the referee would disqualify you for cheating your way into the Championship.

I wish that we could use old robots for this year's competition.


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