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nssheepster 18-02-2012 12:31

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted. But then you lose, and find out the mob is now after your favorite mentor for cheating them on a loan.

I wish CD was awesome.

Rogue Leader 18-02-2012 20:39

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted! CD is now so awesome that you won't get off it, no matter how hungry or sick you are!

I wish I had an Alienware Desktop Gaming Computer!

nitneylion452 19-02-2012 02:25

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted. Sadly it is only the shell of the computer. There are no components inside.


I wish the NHL 12 servers weren't so terrible.

Hypnotoad 21-02-2012 13:46

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted. But now everyone goes on them and there is a constant overload.

I wish I wished I had a fish.

mdiradoorian 21-02-2012 16:07

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted your wish was granted and you recieved a rare microscopic fish that you dropped on the floor by accident and now could not find it.

I wish for world peace and world hunger was solved

Clarinerd 21-02-2012 16:15

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted. But the food you gave everybody was poisoned, so they're all peaceful
with each other, but not you.

I wish code would work right the first time.

Andrew Lawrence 21-02-2012 16:24

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Clarinerd (Post 1131887)
Granted. But the food you gave everybody was poisoned, so they're all peaceful
with each other, but not you.

I wish code would work right the first time.

It does, but never any time after that.

I wish I had 3 more wishes!

nssheepster 21-02-2012 18:55

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted. But then, the genies wishes he had the wishes, and since he's a genie, he wins. So, he frees himself, destroys all other genies, and rues the universe forever with his unending life.

I wish I had a totally awesome car made of an awesome metalurgical alloy of awesome, awesome sauce, and aluminum.

AlexRoberts 22-02-2012 13:45

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
The car is a solid piece, with no engine, radiator, seats, or anything. Just a solid alloy and sauce car.

I wish I could play any instrument perfectly.

Andrew Lawrence 22-02-2012 13:49

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by AlexRoberts (Post 1132645)
The car is a solid piece, with no engine, radiator, seats, or anything. Just a solid alloy and sauce car.

I wish I could play any instrument perfectly.

You can, but now your amazing musical talents take away from your time at FIRST and you have to quit the team.

I wish the first wish all over again! *you can't counter it the same way*

Clarinerd 22-02-2012 14:03

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Now people have shut up about Anne Nicole Smith. In fact, everyone stops talking period. High ranking military and political officers don't try to talk to each other before attacking, and neither side is able to communicate during the battle. World War III starts and once everything and everyone is destroyed, the only person left will be Anne Nicole Smith.

I wish our team got a $20,00 sponsorship from Lockheed Martin.

CNettles11 22-02-2012 14:23

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Wish granted but due to school budget concerns, all of the money is spent on new colorguard equipment.

I wish that that I could hold all these limes.

bf2416 23-02-2012 12:55

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but the limes are actually moldy lemons and you get sick from holding them.

i wish that people had more patience

KarenH 23-02-2012 14:31

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted. But since you couldn't wait for people to develop the character needed to have patience, but had to wish for it instead, you never become patient yourself. In fact, you are so impatient that you become angry and start killing people who make you wait. You get sentenced to prison and have to wait a long, long time to get out. By the time you learn to be patient, you are on your deathbed.

I wish my headache would go away.

nitneylion452 23-02-2012 16:48

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but everything else on your body aches now.


I wish I had some airheads candy.


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