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Ninja_Bait 23-02-2012 20:30

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but inside the candy wrappers, it's actually M&M's!!!!! Oh, wait, that's not very corrupt...

The M&M's turn into microbots that eat your face!

I wish I didn't have homework.

nitneylion452 24-02-2012 02:20

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted. You now go to a boarding school. Since you live at school, you are never really home, so none of your work is "home"work.


I wish the rule book wasn't so ambiguous this year.

LemmingBot 24-02-2012 07:46

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Ok, then. Next years will be very explicit but it will be written in exclusively Voynich and have diagrams drawn by M.C Escher.

I wish my computer screen would stop burning out.

brainiac680 24-02-2012 10:54

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted but now it's frozen (instead of burnt).

I wish for this wish to be granted.

cgmv123 24-02-2012 11:51

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by brainiac680 (Post 1134063)
Granted but now it's frozen (instead of burnt).

I wish for this wish to be granted.

Granted, but nothing happens, so what's the point? :confused:

I wish they would let us cut down the nets when we win. (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/sh....php?p=1134090)

2348humanplayer 24-02-2012 18:55

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted. At the nationals, Dean Kamen does the ceremony, but the scissors slip from his hand, puncturing his chest, killing him. (Sorry, Dean!)

I wish that I could live forever, but would never change my outside appearance.

brainiac680 24-02-2012 23:38

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
granted, but your internal organs age and decay like normal.

I wish for 1000 legally and morally obtained US dollars.

johnmaguire2013 26-02-2012 20:48

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by brainiac680 (Post 1134490)
granted, but your internal organs age and decay like normal.

I wish for 1000 legally and morally obtained US dollars.

Granted, but shortly thereafter the U.S. economy falls to 1 GBP = .01 USD. Your money is now worth ~$6.29 current USD.

I wish to be able to teleport anywhere in the world at any time I want.

Andrew Lawrence 26-02-2012 20:50

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by johnmaguire2013 (Post 1135339)
Granted, but shortly thereafter the U.S. economy falls to 1 GBP = .01 USD. Your money is now worth ~$6.29 current USD.

I wish to be able to teleport anywhere in the world at any time I want.

Nope.

I wish we can now refuse wishes.

nitneylion452 26-02-2012 20:52

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but now everyone refuses wishes and this thread dies.


I wish I was the president of the US

cgmv123 27-02-2012 17:49

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by nitneylion452 (Post 1135342)
Granted, but now everyone refuses wishes and this thread dies.


I wish I was the president of the US

Granted, but you get assassinated immediately.

I wish we didn't have to stop building on stop build day.

mdiradoorian 27-02-2012 21:56

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted then all teams will have an unequal amount of time to finish their robot.

I wish my wishes were never corrupted.

genesisprobe 01-03-2012 18:11

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Then someone would wish for your wishes recorrupted and then they would be corrupted again.

I wish that bullying and harassment didn't exist.

nitneylion452 09-03-2012 03:30

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
Granted, but now all school counselors and many lawyers lose their jobs, which sends the United States and, because of globalization, the world into a horrible depression which leads to anarchy and rioting in the streets and complete destruction of the human race.


I wish I hadn't corrupted that last wish so terribly (or well?)

nssheepster 12-03-2012 12:58

Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
 
But then, you are bullied off a cliff, and hate wishing you hadn't corrupted that wish.

I wish I had a dish.


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