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Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted, but inside the candy wrappers, it's actually M&M's!!!!! Oh, wait, that's not very corrupt...
The M&M's turn into microbots that eat your face! I wish I didn't have homework. |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted. You now go to a boarding school. Since you live at school, you are never really home, so none of your work is "home"work.
I wish the rule book wasn't so ambiguous this year. |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Ok, then. Next years will be very explicit but it will be written in exclusively Voynich and have diagrams drawn by M.C Escher.
I wish my computer screen would stop burning out. |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted but now it's frozen (instead of burnt).
I wish for this wish to be granted. |
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I wish they would let us cut down the nets when we win. (http://www.chiefdelphi.com/forums/sh....php?p=1134090) |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted. At the nationals, Dean Kamen does the ceremony, but the scissors slip from his hand, puncturing his chest, killing him. (Sorry, Dean!)
I wish that I could live forever, but would never change my outside appearance. |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
granted, but your internal organs age and decay like normal.
I wish for 1000 legally and morally obtained US dollars. |
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I wish to be able to teleport anywhere in the world at any time I want. |
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I wish we can now refuse wishes. |
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Granted, but now everyone refuses wishes and this thread dies.
I wish I was the president of the US |
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I wish we didn't have to stop building on stop build day. |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted then all teams will have an unequal amount of time to finish their robot.
I wish my wishes were never corrupted. |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Then someone would wish for your wishes recorrupted and then they would be corrupted again.
I wish that bullying and harassment didn't exist. |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
Granted, but now all school counselors and many lawyers lose their jobs, which sends the United States and, because of globalization, the world into a horrible depression which leads to anarchy and rioting in the streets and complete destruction of the human race.
I wish I hadn't corrupted that last wish so terribly (or well?) |
Re: Make a wish...AND HAVE IT HORRIBLY CORRUPTED!!!
But then, you are bullied off a cliff, and hate wishing you hadn't corrupted that wish.
I wish I had a dish. |
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