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Granted but it's made of faulty material and is recalled.
I wish I had a pony! |
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But the pony is actually half zombie. When you are in your bed sleeping, it sneaks into your room and turns you into a zombie too. In terror, the townspeople riot against the zombies and eventually kill of the zombies.
I wish that I could find people to be in a band with me. (I play guitar.) |
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Granted, but everyone else in your band plays guitar too.
I wish Saturday would be tomorrow (guess why) =) |
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Granted... but a massive nuclear war sends out EMP's that totally wreck every single computer on the planet (including Google ;) )
I wish that I could pry myself away from CD... It's affecting my grades negatively! |
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Granted, your grades fall so low your parents and firends take everything electronic away from you.
I wish it were Kickoff today. |
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I wish C++ was easier to remember. |
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Granted, but you have memorized so much C++ that the robot is required to be programmed in A-- (attempted spin-off of C++ name). good luck learning a new language with one jammed in your brain already.
I wish I wasn't bored. |
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Granted. There is an abundance of things going, so you are completely overwhelmed.
I wish that someone will corrupt this wish. |
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granted, your wish turns into something wonderful and you love it, then someone takes that wish and stomps on it!
i wish i could get from place to place using a portal. |
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Granted, but your portal takes you to the suface of the sun and you get killed instantly.
I wish my radio wasn't from the 1980s (so hard to get hockey on it *sadface*) |
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I wish there were 40 hours in a day. |
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Granted... but this will only happen after billions of years. And before long (astronomically speaking) everyone alive today will die.
I wish that I could possibly get to bed at a reasonable time tomorrow, and then get up at 7 A.M. to get ready for Kickoff. |
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Granted. You get up at 7:00AM Hawaii time and miss the whole thing.
I wish that people would look at past fields before trying their hands at Hint #2. |
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Granted. I did.
I wish everyone I want to meet in FIRST this year changed their plans to go to the Wisconsin remote kickoff for some reason, it would make life way easier. |
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Granted, but now you are the manager of a combination pizza hut/taco bell. You don't have time to talk to anyone, because you'll be so busy. :p
I wish I was better at CAD. |
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I wish that I didn't have to shovel the driveway today. (We got a snowday! :) ) |
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I wish I had an SSD to boot from on my computer. |
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granted, but you have to use a mail in rebate to get it. and it is repayed to you completely in pennies.
I wish I had a life |
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Granted. On mario, you find a 1-up.
I wish that this was the uncorruptable wish. (and trust me, I know that you're not supposed to avoid it-I've seen it happen before) |
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I wish...for more wishses... |
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Granted, but you get those wishes from the genie from Aladdin, who, because he's blue and has pointy ears, becomes your Avatar, who causes mayhem amongst the natives and causes them to kill you and your avatar. :yikes:
I wish I could finish a novel. :confused: |
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Granted, you finish the novel but it turns out that it's so terrible people start riots around the world and try to hunt you down and cut off your hands so you can never write again.
I wish for world peace :) |
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Granted but you and everyone else would be dead because thats the only way to get world peace.
I wish that i could fly |
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Sure thing! But you are captured by the government and they experiment on you until you mutate into a giant orange lizard. In your attempt to find warmth, you escape the government facility but find you are in Alaska and it is still January. You die of exposure.
I wish I had and infinite amount of other, un-corruptable wishes! |
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Granted, but then you died in a horrible car accident.
I wish our robot could fly |
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Granted, but then it migrates south for the winter and you never see it again.
I wish that this emoticon would stop hitting his eye out with his hammer <said emoticon>::ouch::<said emoticon> |
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Granted but it would hit you in the eye
I wish i was a chicken |
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Okay, but you are grown as one of those rumored "meat-sack" chickens, where your beak is cut off, you are kept in a cage five sizes too small with five other chickens and you are all fed through a tube.
I wish I would stop getting distracted :yikes: |
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Granted, but now you distract other people.
I wish that I knew what to wish for. |
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granted, you then wish for everything you ever wanted and then you go crazy trying to find disorder.
I wish i could have open book finals. |
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Granted but you took the wrong book to class
I wish I could punch Jon G in the face right now and everybody would like it! |
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Everybody loves it when you punch Jon G in the face. They love it even more when he punches you back harder.
I wish I could eat some *^%&*! lunch. |
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You do, but you get food poisoning and die.
I wish that I had a robotics meeting tonight. |
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Granted, but you can't go.
I wish my team could pay the full cost for Atlanta for everyone on the team. |
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Granted but then the plane you guys are on gets attacked by terrorists and you all die... except for the robot.
I wish i had 10 grand so we can go down to Alanta. |
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Granted, but then we all get mugged when we land, the muggers take the robot for parts, and we don't manage to make it to the competition on time. Thank goodness my parents were in the bathroom and we're all able to survive
I wish that people on my team would stop randomly imitating Charlie the Unicorn |
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They stop imitating Charlie, but instead start singing "Never Gonna Give You Up". You soon become very irritable because you keep getting Rick Rolled. You snap one late night while building the robot and start beating it up. You have destroyed your robot and are kicked off the team. So fun!
I wish that I had more time to do my homework tonight. |
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you get more time, but then your desk catches on fire, and your homework is destroyed
I wish that my school would get a new Chemistry lab |
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Granted. Somebody does an experiment as soon as it opens, and the experiment goes horribly wrong. The resulting explosion destroys the entire town. Now see what you did...
I wish the my school's friction stir welder would be fixed tomorrow. |
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Granted, but it breaks beyond repair the day after.
I wish my school computers were not crippled by deep freeze software |
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Granted, they are crippled because they are school computors, which suck.
I wish for a nice steaming cup of STFU. |
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Granted, no one ever talks to you again.
I wish I would be driver this year. |
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Granted but then you crash the robot on your first drive, and your team shuns you forever
I wish that my team would all be able to understand my ideas. |
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Granted, they scoff at your moronic ideas.
I wish for some quiet. |
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But then your robots would turn on you and kill your followers, thus making a new age ruled by robots:ahh:
I wish i was able to break a world record:D |
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Granted, but then you never have peace for the rest of you life. You need up in a mental hospital because you get depression.
I wish that there was peace on earth |
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Granted but the sky's will be filled with war.
I wish for something. |
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Granted, you get a red card. Good job!
I wish for $1 million |
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Granted, but then the government taxes you 102% on that million, thus making you lose your own money
I wish that i had a pet winged monkey |
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Granted, but you house starts to smell like a monkey
I wish that it wasn't raining (or snowing, sleeting, etc.) |
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Granted but now the world is flooded.
I wish for a robot. |
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Granted but it doesn't work and you find out ship date is tomorrow!
I wish for a FRC regional in alaska! |
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Granted. All of the robots freeze up, and they are unable to play. You now are stuck at a competition with robots that cant play, and you can no longer bear the cold.
I wish i was in shape. |
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Granted, but now you're trapped in an isocahedron that's in an active game of D&D.
I wish I had 6 more weeks of build season. |
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Granted, but on the last day the robot dies. You need to build an entire new robot!
I wish I had the money to pay to go to Atlanta. |
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Granted, but when you get there, you find that they moved the competition to the new city a year early and you miss it.
I wish I could finish my Computer Engineering degree quickly and start working on elaborate computer/robot designs! |
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Granted, but you fail your final exam and have to start all over again.
I wish that this wish is corrupted... |
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A magic genie suddenly switches places with you and then uses his wish to prevent you from ever making another wish.
I wish I had a banana... |
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Granted. But then you choke on the banana and die. Therefore, you can no longer participate in FIRST, or on CD.
I wish that my team's robot was done today. |
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granted, but then your robot comes to your regional broken apart in more pieces than you build it with :) .
I wish the program would just do what i say. |
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Granted, but it works so good that Microsoft buys it from you. You get launched into stardom because people like the program so much. You end up in a mental hospital for the rest of your life due to the complications from being famous.
I wish that I wasn't stressed. |
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Granted, but then you become so relaxed and lazy, you fail your classes, miss the 6 week deadline, and lose your boy/girlfriend.
I wish I had $1,000,000,000. |
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You get said 1,000,000,000 dollars by selling of your organs.
I wish I had a good book to read. |
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Granted, but this good book is Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus by Wittgenstein, and ur brain IMPLODES!
I wish, i wish, that i was a fish. |
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Granted but you didn't wish for the water.
I wish for a better render farm for the animation. |
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Granted, but you have to move to the middle of Africa, and don't have an FRC team to do animation for!
I wish that I had more time to read during build season. |
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Granted, but now you get to proofread the manual for all eternity.
I wish I had a bolt of the correct specifications |
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Granted, now you have the right bolt, but you don't have a nut of the correct specifications, and this fact drives you nuts, and you bolt out of the room and get run over by 10 English teachers on skateboards.
I wish my team had all the robot parts by now. |
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Granted, but all parts disintegrate upon touching them with anything.
I wish I had a giant cookie. :3 |
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Granted, but you eat the said cookie to quickly and fall into a sugar sleep. You miss the rest of build season.
I wish that America wins the medal count. (Overall and Gold) |
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US wins the medal count, and then is found to have cheated and leaves in worldwide shame.
I wish I had the armies of Mordor at my and only my command. |
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You do, but they still don't exist.
I wish for nothing. |
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And you get that nothing, in the form of pure anti-matter, which consumes you entirely. You then find yourself coming out the back end of a black hole above Mars, at which point your head explodes from lack of oxygen.
so there. i wish the cake wasn't a lie. |
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Granted. However, having the cake NOT be a lie horribly destroys everything we know to be true of the internet, making it possible to WIN the game. And then the world implodes.
I wish the Chairman's Award essay would just edit itself! |
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the chairmans award essay will not edit itself but all of your good dreams will to become nightmares!
I wish it was legal to carry a sword around like in the middle ages. |
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Granted, but then everyone starts having duels, and the whole world's population is wiped out. The only exceptions are President Obama, Michelle Obama, and Kevin Rudd.
I wish that I was President |
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Granted. You are now president of the territory of your house, which has declared war against the entire world.
I wish our code was bug-free. |
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Granted, your code is completely, reliably, delightfully bug-free. However, an army of living bugs has invaded your robot-building area, especially the computers, and they've crawled inside and fried your computers, robot, and OI. You now have nothing on which to run the code.
I wish I could figure out what to plant in my yard. |
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You decide to to plant a venus fly trap to get rid of the bug infestation, but over time, an over passing plane carrying nuclear waste, drips some of its waste onto the plant causing it to mutate and eat your house.
I wish Chuck Norris was my father |
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Granted. It's a Brazilian Pepper and privets. (Great, now I have to deal with them too... Now look what you did!)
And for Jubungo42, he is, but every time you admit it, you get swarmed by the media and knocked around a bit by your dad. I wish that my homework was done... |
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granted, but as cliche as it is your dog ate it
i wish i had a playstation 3.... |
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Granted.
But then it explodes. and after it explodes and you are left crying in the rubble when suddenly Cloud Strife comes from nowhere and summons Leviathan, who washes the ashes and rubble away, leaving you with nothing to bury. Sadly, this all occured right as the world is ending, leaving you completely unable to replace it. I wish that my team didn't argue so much over trivial things. |
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Granted but then the anger of every person comes out and all their heads explode and all die.
I wish that our kicker could attach itself to our robot. |
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granted but in doing so, it spontaniolsy combust and you are left with ashes...
i wish i had a pony |
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Granted, but the pony bites your hand off!
I wish that prince of persia would work on my 360 |
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Granted, but a hobo steals your xbox.
xD Inside story, but it happened to me at Portland Regional last year Got it back though :D I wish I wasn't moving to Coeur d Alene, Idaho... :( |
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but then everyone and everything moves to Idaho and everyone and everything from Idaho moves to where your at.
I wish I could know everything in the universe and am able to control that much information so that I wont overload. |
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I wish that everyone on our team could skip school this week. |
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granted, but then you have a test every day that week and you all fail school
I wish my schools techies where more lenient. |
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To grant that wish they all died and now u have no techies. Arent they lenient?
I wish that i could wish a better wish then this wish now because im so stupid that i wished for a wish lik this. |
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Granted, you wish for a million dollars (a much better wish than the one you just did by the way) and donate a couple thousand to a charity to help the environment, but it turns out that the creator of the charity turns out to be a greedy jerk who hires someone to kill you in your sleep so he can steal the rest of your money, and you end up being buried in some random New York drug addicts backyard
I wish that I had more cheetos :) |
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Granted, you find another bag of Cheetos to find that they are actually an off brand made of cardboard. you nearly die of indigestion.
I wish that the pneumatics system could hold pressure for 10 minutes. |
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Granted, but then everything else on the robot falls apart and the system is useless.
I wish I knew that some of my friends use this website. |
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They will use it too blacklist you on the sight.
I wish i had a sandwich. |
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turns out that the sandwhich was poisonous and you were killed because of it.
i wish for a Jew to handle my money problems... (lets see if any of you get where this is from) |
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wish granted
but the jew actually takes all your your money because you used jew to handle your money problems(thats what they do) (btw i saw the family guy episode) *i whish i had a snickers bar* |
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Granted, but the German Hunger guy doesn't actually go away and he annoys you forever.
I wish I could divide by zero... |
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Granted. But then you get unwanted attention from the paparazzi and scientific community and you explode from the stress.
I wish for a robot that makes pancakes!!! |
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Granted. But you die from malnutrition. It turns out pancakes aren't that good for you.
I wish that there was Lift (a soft drink) in the USA. |
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granted but on the way over it get infected with zombie cancer and we all die and turn to zombies
I wish I had better internet that dial-up. |
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