Chief Delphi - CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #137

Sorry about using the BIWWTM Rule--apparently, all of my professors seem to think they're beating everyone else to the punch by having their tests two weeks before spring break.

First place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister_Juggles

Dave was happy. He was about to start his first ventriloquism act at a local talent show. Well, he *was* happy... until he realized he couldn't eat his Krispy Kreme with both of his hands up puppet-bums.

(is puppet-bum a technical term?)

Second place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by GaryV1188

Dave Lavery was going to be in the US FIRST Jeopardy tournament with Brandon and Mike, but was embarrassed when they told him he'd have to stand on the triple-step box. So he has resorted to playing the cheesy game-show at kickoff with Dean and Woodie.

Honorable mentions go to...

1) Cody Carey
2) EricH
3) skimoose
4) Koko Ed
5) JaneYoung
6) Hiteak
7) KathieK
8) boiler
9) Beth Sweet
10) InfernoX14
11) Dave Scheck
12) efoote868
13) Barry Bonzack
14) Rich Wong
15) lukevanoort

And the burn award...

Quote:

Originally Posted by dlavery

See, kids? This is what happens when you don't eat your vegetables...

Which means the scores are...

Code:

Name    Total

Rich Wong    83

EddieMcD    81

MissInformation    76

Wayne Doenges    74

Boiler    73

JaneYoung    71

Steve W    61

Al Skierkiewicz    61

Mocat1530    54

Lukevanoort    54

Koko Ed    51

GaryV1188    51

Cuog    50

KathieK    49

Skimoose    48

EricS-Team180    45

InfernoX14    45

Cody Carey    42

Hiteak    42

Jay H 237    38

Andy Baker    36

Dave Scheck    36

T. Hoffman    34

Dlavery    33

Andrew Blair    29

Goober!!!    29

Joe Matt    26

Greg Needel    23

Rich Kressly    22

Icurtis    22

EricH    22

KenWittlief    21

Mister_Juggles    21

KelliV    21

Michelle Celio    20

“Big Mike”    18

Arefin Bari    18

Gary Dillard    17

efoote868    17

Raymaniac    17

Jgjedi10    17

Schnabel    17

BlondeNerd    16

Dorienne    16

Kyle A    16

Rohith Surampudi    13

Jessica Boucher    12

Nehalita    12

Artdutra04    11

Thegathering    11

Dylan    10

Lil' Lavery    9

taylort    9

Elgin Clock    8

Dhoizner    8

anna~marie    7

Alex Cormier    7

Rick Tyler    6

Danielle H    6

65_Xero_Huskie    5

Barry Bonzack    5

Eric W. Jones    5

Imajie    5

Tytus Gerrish    5

Ewankoff    5

Killerofkiller    5

KarenH    4

Conor Ryan    4

trilogism    4

Beth Sweet    3

EricRobodox    3

Tkwetzel    3

1derboy    3

Bcahn836    3

Budda648    2

Calhounian    2

Daniel Brim    2

Graduns340    2

JBotAlan    2

Jonathan Norris    2

Kyle    2

LordTalps    2

Matt Krass    2

Mercury Rising    2

Alex Burman    2

Astronouth7303    2

Freddy Schurr    2

MattD1Drift    2

Ogre    2

robotcanuck1676    2

Adam Richards    1

AndyB    1

AtalanteStar25    1

Brandon Martus    1

Courtneyb1023    1

Daisy    1

Djalamose    1

Eldarion    1

huff_dragon    1

Jack K.    1

Jeff 888    1

Miketwalker    1

Team1591    1

tony.dalia.195    1

Wetzel    1

Worldbringer    1

Xzvrw2    1

SizzelChest330    1

looneylin    1

Onward!