CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #137
 

Posted during daylight!

Here's the scores:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/21368

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight, subject to a -0/+36 hr. tolerance. :P

Go!

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DAVE: "I'm melting! I'm melting! Oh what a world! What a world....

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Dave: "Please don't squish me!"

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When Dave said "That's pimp", I didn't think he was being literal...

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Dave: "I feel like I'm at the bottom of a very deep well."

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I guess this is a case of "Dave and Goliath (and Goliath's best friend)". Who will win?

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Dave:
I love these guys! I just really love these guys.
They fill some mighty big shoes around here.

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Dave: These guys are only the first level of security to the vault that gaurds the game. Makes you scared to think what the other levels are doesn't it?

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Universal Studios presents the sequel we've all been waiting for!
TRIPLETS!

Genres: Comedy
Plot Outline: Two physically perfect, but innocent, men go in search of their triplet brother, who is a short small-time crook.
Plot Synopsis: Mike, Brandon and Dave Benedict are the results of an experiment that would allow for the perfect child. Mike and Brandon were planned and grow to athletic proportions. Dave is an accident and is somewhat smaller in stature. Dave is placed in an orphanage while Mike and Brandon are taken to a south seas island and raised by philosophers. Dave becomes the ultimate low life and is about to be killed by loan sharks when Mike and Brandon discover that they have a brother and begin looking for him.
Tagline: Only their mother can tell them apart.
Coming soon to a theatre near you!

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Looks like it was laundry day for Mr. Lavery - he's been caught wearing his one and only non-hawaiian shirt.

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Dave: Ahhhh! Nobody told me that Krispy Kremes could stunt your growth! Now I'll have to think before I eat another one!

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"Yeah, but Dave has bigger tools."

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Lets point out the errors in this photoshop job:
1)Dave isn't wearing one of his Hawaiian shirts.
2)Dave isn't eating 7 1/2 krispy kreme donuts.
3)Dave's hair is too neat

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About 1000000 earths can fit into the sun.
About 10 Laverys can fit into a Martus.
About 2 Marti can fit into a Mike.

Any questions?

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It's okay. There's nothing wrong with short people, Dave, they're the last ones to get wet when it rains.

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See, kids? This is what happens when you don't eat your vegetables...



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Dave, "Heidi, meet my new BFF, Mike and Brandon. They both have convinced me that (paused) autonomous mode play is a bad idea and (pause and roll eyes) a water game is a gooooood idea.

Now I have to take my new BFF to a Pub and toss our friendship.

(In a low whisper) Heidi, help me!”

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And here is a rare self portrait of world famous artist, Toulouse LaLavery. Although this is one of his earlier works where subject matter was not a concern, the two subjects pictured remained his friends for many years.

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Dave: "look, boss... de plane! de plane!"

Brandon: "Welcome to Fantasy Island"

Big Mike: "Let me get your bags"


AB

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Dave Lavery was going to be in the US FIRST Jeopardy tournament with Brandon and Mike, but was embarrassed when they told him he'd have to stand on the triple-step box. So he has resorted to playing the cheesy game-show at kickoff with Dean and Woodie.

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Dave was happy. He was about to start his first ventriloquism act at a local talent show. Well, he *was* happy... until he realized he couldn't eat his Krispy Kreme with both of his hands up puppet-bums.

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Dave: Everytime we touch, I get this feeling...

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"So, boys, did you bring the goods?"

"Yeah, they're in the bag, where's the money?"

"I'll give it to you when you give me the goods."

* hands over the bag that contains donuts *

"Only two?"

"Yeah, only two, now pay up."

(Uneasily) "About that...we're friends, right?"

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Dave: "I don't know who stole all of my Hawaiian shirts, but once I find out, my friends here will make you regret it"

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Here we have a picture of Dave's trip to the car crusher simulator in Atlanta...the next few in that series get a little messy :eek:

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"Mike takes a box of KK's and puts it about a foot about his head."

Dave: AHH i cant jump that high it's not fair, I told you guys i can't jump!!!:D :D :D

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"I tried to pay em off with a twenty... But they just laughed"

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"Dave is just using that grin merely to hide the sheer terror of standing between these two men. Who knows what things they could do if they ever decided to make a Dave-wich"

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Dave knew he wouldn't make that trip to the Grand Tetons this year, so being a resourceful engineer, he tried a simulation.

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Dave went into a career in NASA out of embarrassment. See, he believed the inspirational motto "Reaching for the stars can only make you taller" and was tired of being the shortest person at his local chapter of the Geek and Nerd Club of America. Unfortunately, the motto lied. Here we see him many years later at the annual Persons of Small Staure annual convention. And he's just as short as ever.

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Where's Daaaaaave?
....
There he is!

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Everyone knows about Dave's passion for robotics and donuts, some people know about his love of trains, but very few know about his obsession with life-sized ventriloquist dummies...

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Dave: Thanks guys, I hope you enjoyed those donuts.

Dave thinking to himself: I sure hope Krispy Kremes don't cause gas! :yikes:

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Sorry about using the BIWWTM Rule--apparently, all of my professors seem to think they're beating everyone else to the punch by having their tests two weeks before spring break.

First place goes to:

(is puppet-bum a technical term?)

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to...

1) Cody Carey
2) EricH
3) skimoose
4) Koko Ed
5) JaneYoung
6) Hiteak
7) KathieK
8) boiler
9) Beth Sweet
10) InfernoX14
11) Dave Scheck
12) efoote868
13) Barry Bonzack
14) Rich Wong
15) lukevanoort

And the burn award...

Which means the scores are...

Onward!