CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #137
 

Posted during daylight!

Here's the scores:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/21368

As always, the deadline is Saturday at midnight, subject to a -0/+36 hr. tolerance. :P

Go!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #137
 

DAVE: "I'm melting! I'm melting! Oh what a world! What a world....

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Dave: "Please don't squish me!"

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When Dave said "That's pimp", I didn't think he was being literal...

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Dave: "I feel like I'm at the bottom of a very deep well."

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I guess this is a case of "Dave and Goliath (and Goliath's best friend)". Who will win?

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Dave:
I love these guys! I just really love these guys.
They fill some mighty big shoes around here.

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Dave: These guys are only the first level of security to the vault that gaurds the game. Makes you scared to think what the other levels are doesn't it?

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Universal Studios presents the sequel we've all been waiting for!
TRIPLETS!

Genres: Comedy
Plot Outline: Two physically perfect, but innocent, men go in search of their triplet brother, who is a short small-time crook.
Plot Synopsis: Mike, Brandon and Dave Benedict are the results of an experiment that would allow for the perfect child. Mike and Brandon were planned and grow to athletic proportions. Dave is an accident and is somewhat smaller in stature. Dave is placed in an orphanage while Mike and Brandon are taken to a south seas island and raised by philosophers. Dave becomes the ultimate low life and is about to be killed by loan sharks when Mike and Brandon discover that they have a brother and begin looking for him.
Tagline: Only their mother can tell them apart.
Coming soon to a theatre near you!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #137
 

Looks like it was laundry day for Mr. Lavery - he's been caught wearing his one and only non-hawaiian shirt.

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Dave: Ahhhh! Nobody told me that Krispy Kremes could stunt your growth! Now I'll have to think before I eat another one!

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"Yeah, but Dave has bigger tools."

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Lets point out the errors in this photoshop job:
1)Dave isn't wearing one of his Hawaiian shirts.
2)Dave isn't eating 7 1/2 krispy kreme donuts.
3)Dave's hair is too neat

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #137
 

About 1000000 earths can fit into the sun.
About 10 Laverys can fit into a Martus.
About 2 Marti can fit into a Mike.

Any questions?

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It's okay. There's nothing wrong with short people, Dave, they're the last ones to get wet when it rains.