CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 

Alright, next week it'll be on time for sure. (Hooray spring break!)

Here's the scores:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/27501?

As always, the deadline is whenever I judge it, which will be after Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

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Mr Oreck auditions for Dancing With The Stars.

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Here we see Pete showing us his winning moves for the Housewife of the Year Award.

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"And that, is how you use a vacuum safely."

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THAT'S what it's all about.

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Introducing the latest line of Rombas.

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Vacuum dancing is catching on with Pete. He was impressed with Jenny's clean sweep -
http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/tags/vacuum

and wanted to see if he could move with the Hoov

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After the embarasing, yet hilarious, failure at his senior prom, Pete uses his one big oppertunity to wow them one last time.

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See, it IS cool to keep your pit clean!

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MAN:Forget the Roomba.
Who cares about the Scooba?
You want real innovation? Check this beauty out! You just click the button down here and move it back and forth with your arm and upper body. Not only are you cleaning your house but you are also burning away those unwanted calories. It's two inventions in one!How that's kids?
KIDS: Ooooooooooh!

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This vacuum has driven wheels. They work when I hit this button--WHOOAAA! YAAAGGH! I FORGOT THE OFF SWITCH! SOMEBODY DISABLE THE FIELD!!!!

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So all this time, Pete had the placebo from 1997. (FYI for you youngsters, in 1997 there was a robotic vacuum cleaner that would drive around whenever three robots could not play on the field. The vacuum couldn't score any points but it could play defense against the other two robots.) Pete, I guess 10 years is long enough for the statute of limitations.

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and for his next skit, pete will be goign to the kitchen and making a sandwhich!

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Unfortunately... it had to be done. Pete extended outside of the 72" x 72" box and was given a 10 point penalty, thus ending his vacuum dancing career... forever... 'tis such a tragedy to be told.

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oh vacuum, how i love thee...