Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 

Beep, beep, beep. Gong!

Announcer, “Mr. Kieselbach, I am sorry to inform you that all three judges have disqualified you from the Rock-N-Roll Dance competition for violating rule G12.34,56.78, “Robotic dance partner must dance autonomously without the aid of external power sources.”

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 

Dance Judge: "Pete was excellent, but the vacuum sucked."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 

Inspired by the series "Will It Blend", pete decided to try out a new thing... "Will It Suck". Oddly enough, it did.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 

Does he do windows, too?

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 

See what you can build with spare pneumatic parts!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 

MUST...CLEAN...FIELD...

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 

Pete shows his Gracious Professionalism moments after being yellow carded for a flagarant rules violation. Unreasonable entanglement hazard. :rolleyes:

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 

Ok I know we said think outside the box but you went too far twice, first that cord is waaay outside the magic 72x72 box second, the human player is not allowed to dance out on the field. I'd have to say its a 10 outta 10 for style, but minus several million for good thinking.

<not entry>Any Idea what movie(and perhaps book) that last part is from? :D</not entry>

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 

"Perhaps I can get this vacuum cleaner to follow my head in autonomous if I angle the light just right.."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 

A vacuum weighs more than air, TAKE THAT GRAVITY!

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 

Ladies and Gentlemen, My date tonight and guest MC for the next match.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 

Only the amazing "I Can't Believe It's Not A Street-Sweeper!" both cleans AND shines those hard to reach places. Here, you can even use it on your own head! Behold!

*Ooooh!* *Aaaah!* <------(Audience)

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 

"Ok mom, I finished cleaning. Can I go out and play now?"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 

This is a good example of a bad ramp.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 

<not entry> The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, perhaps?</not entry>