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MissInformation 11-03-2007 03:25

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 
The real reason FIRST mentors are not asked to do infomercials:

Pete: "You folks are going to love this product, back by popular demand, it slices, it dices..."

Producer: "Will someone tell that idiot he's trying to sell a vacuum not Ginsu knives!!!"

SizzelChest330 12-03-2007 03:02

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 
(Jingle)... I wouldnt clean those bathrooms... and I wouldnt have to vacuum.. if I only had some hair! (/Jingle) :D

Billfred 12-03-2007 15:18

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 
Alright, I put the blame for this one entirely on the state of Florida. Who else could keep a guy who has to drive eight hours in their state until nearly 4:00 PM?

First place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Al Skierkiewicz
So all this time, Pete had the placebo from 1997. (FYI for you youngsters, in 1997 there was a robotic vacuum cleaner that would drive around whenever three robots could not play on the field. The vacuum couldn't score any points but it could play defense against the other two robots.) Pete, I guess 10 years is long enough for the statute of limitations.

Second place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Koko Ed
MAN:Forget the Roomba.
Who cares about the Scooba?
You want real innovation? Check this beauty out! You just click the button down here and move it back and forth with your arm and upper body. Not only are you cleaning your house but you are also burning away those unwanted calories. It's two inventions in one!How that's kids?
KIDS: Ooooooooooh!

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Pavan
2) boiler
3) Barry Bonzack
4) JaneYoung
5) MissInformation
6) Joe Matt
7) InfernoX14
8) Rich Wong
9) EddieMcD
10) efoote868
11) KathieK
12) LordTalps (1885)
13) Cuog
14) thegathering

And the burn award....

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister_Juggles
Only the amazing "I Can't Believe It's Not A Street-Sweeper!" both cleans AND shines those hard to reach places. Here, you can even use it on your own head! Behold!

*Ooooh!* *Aaaah!* <------(Audience)

Which means the scores are...

Code:

Rich Wong    87
EddieMcD    85
MissInformation    78
Wayne Doenges    77
Boiler    77
JaneYoung    74
Al Skierkiewicz    72
Steve W    61
Koko Ed    56
Mocat1530    54
Lukevanoort    54
Cuog    54
KathieK    53
GaryV1188    53
Skimoose    51
InfernoX14    48
EricS-Team180    47
Cody Carey    45
Hiteak    45
Jay H 237    38
Andy Baker    36
Dave Scheck    36
T. Hoffman    34
Dlavery    33
Andrew Blair    29
efoote868    29
Joe Matt    29
Goober!!!    29
Mister_Juggles    25
EricH    24
Greg Needel    23
Rich Kressly    22
Icurtis    22
KenWittlief    21
KelliV    21
Michelle Celio    20
“Big Mike”    18
Arefin Bari    18
Raymaniac    18
Gary Dillard    17
BlondeNerd    17
Jgjedi10    17
Schnabel    17
Dorienne    16
Kyle A    16
Thegathering    15
Rohith Surampudi    13
Jessica Boucher    12
Barry Bonzack    12
Nehalita    12
Artdutra04    11
taylort    11
Dylan    10
Lil' Lavery    9
Dhoizner    9
Alex Cormier    9
Elgin Clock    8
65_Xero_Huskie    7
anna~marie    7
Rick Tyler    6
Danielle H    6
Eric W. Jones    5
Imajie    5
Tytus Gerrish    5
Ewankoff    5
Killerofkiller    5
KarenH    4
LordTalps    4
Pavan    4
Conor Ryan    4
trilogism    4
Beth Sweet    3
EricRobodox    3
Tkwetzel    3
1derboy    3
Bcahn836    3
SizzelChest330    3
Budda648    2
Calhounian    2
Daniel Brim    2
Graduns340    2
JBotAlan    2
Jonathan Norris    2
Kyle    2
Matt Krass    2
Mercury Rising    2
Alex Burman    2
Astronouth7303    2
Courtneyb1023    2
Freddy Schurr    2
MattD1Drift    2
Ogre    2
robotcanuck1676    2
Adam Richards    1
AndyB    1
AtalanteStar25    1
Brandon Martus    1
Daisy    1
Djalamose    1
Eldarion    1
eshteyn    1
huff_dragon    1
Jack K.    1
Jeff 888    1
looneylin    1
Miketwalker    1
Team1591    1
tony.dalia.195    1
Wetzel    1
Worldbringer    1
Xzvrw2    1
whlspacedude    1
i_am_Doug    1

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