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Billfred 05-03-2007 12:53
CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 
Alright, next week it'll be on time for sure. (Hooray spring break!)

Here's the scores:

Code:
Rich Wong    85
EddieMcD    83
MissInformation    76
Wayne Doenges    76
Boiler    75
JaneYoung    72
Al Skierkiewicz    62
Steve W    61
Mocat1530    54
Lukevanoort    54
GaryV1188    52
Cuog    52
KathieK    51
Koko Ed    51
Skimoose    50
EricS-Team180    47
InfernoX14    46
Cody Carey    45
Hiteak    44
Jay H 237    38
Andy Baker    36
Dave Scheck    36
T. Hoffman    34
Dlavery    33
Andrew Blair    29
Goober!!!    29
efoote868    27
Joe Matt    27
Greg Needel    23
EricH    23
Rich Kressly    22
Icurtis    22
Mister_Juggles    22
KenWittlief    21
KelliV    21
Michelle Celio    20
“Big Mike”    18
Arefin Bari    18
Gary Dillard    17
Raymaniac    17
Jgjedi10    17
Schnabel    17
BlondeNerd    16
Dorienne    16
Kyle A    16
Rohith Surampudi    13
Thegathering    13
Jessica Boucher    12
Nehalita    12
Artdutra04    11
Barry Bonzack    10
Dylan    10
taylort    10
Lil' Lavery    9
Dhoizner    9
Elgin Clock    8
Alex Cormier    8
65_Xero_Huskie    7
anna~marie    7
Rick Tyler    6
Danielle H    6
Eric W. Jones    5
Imajie    5
Tytus Gerrish    5
Ewankoff    5
Killerofkiller    5
KarenH    4
Conor Ryan    4
trilogism    4
Beth Sweet    3
EricRobodox    3
Tkwetzel    3
1derboy    3
Bcahn836    3
Budda648    2
Calhounian    2
Daniel Brim    2
Graduns340    2
JBotAlan    2
Jonathan Norris    2
Kyle    2
LordTalps    2
Matt Krass    2
Mercury Rising    2
Pavan    2
Alex Burman    2
Astronouth7303    2
Freddy Schurr    2
MattD1Drift    2
Ogre    2
robotcanuck1676    2
SizzelChest330    2
Adam Richards    1
AndyB    1
AtalanteStar25    1
Brandon Martus    1
Courtneyb1023    1
Daisy    1
Djalamose    1
Eldarion    1
eshteyn    1
huff_dragon    1
Jack K.    1
Jeff 888    1
looneylin    1
Miketwalker    1
Team1591    1
tony.dalia.195    1
Wetzel    1
Worldbringer    1
Xzvrw2    1
And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/27501?

As always, the deadline is whenever I judge it, which will be after Saturday at midnight Eastern.

Go!

GaryVoshol 05-03-2007 12:56
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 
Mr Oreck auditions for Dancing With The Stars.

Wayne Doenges 05-03-2007 13:01
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 
Here we see Pete showing us his winning moves for the Housewife of the Year Award.

i_am_Doug 05-03-2007 13:30
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 
"And that, is how you use a vacuum safely."

Taylor 05-03-2007 14:09
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 
THAT'S what it's all about.

Barry Bonzack 05-03-2007 14:41
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 
Introducing the latest line of Rombas.

JaneYoung 05-03-2007 14:59
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 
Vacuum dancing is catching on with Pete. He was impressed with Jenny's clean sweep -
http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/tags/vacuum

and wanted to see if he could move with the Hoov

Joe Matt 05-03-2007 15:07
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 
After the embarasing, yet hilarious, failure at his senior prom, Pete uses his one big oppertunity to wow them one last time.

BlondeNerd 05-03-2007 15:59
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 
See, it IS cool to keep your pit clean!

Koko Ed 05-03-2007 16:07
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 
MAN:Forget the Roomba.
Who cares about the Scooba?
You want real innovation? Check this beauty out! You just click the button down here and move it back and forth with your arm and upper body. Not only are you cleaning your house but you are also burning away those unwanted calories. It's two inventions in one!How that's kids?
KIDS: Ooooooooooh!

EricH 05-03-2007 16:23
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 
This vacuum has driven wheels. They work when I hit this button--WHOOAAA! YAAAGGH! I FORGOT THE OFF SWITCH! SOMEBODY DISABLE THE FIELD!!!!

Al Skierkiewicz 05-03-2007 16:55
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 
So all this time, Pete had the placebo from 1997. (FYI for you youngsters, in 1997 there was a robotic vacuum cleaner that would drive around whenever three robots could not play on the field. The vacuum couldn't score any points but it could play defense against the other two robots.) Pete, I guess 10 years is long enough for the statute of limitations.

Alex Cormier 05-03-2007 17:00
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 
and for his next skit, pete will be goign to the kitchen and making a sandwhich!

Dan Petrovic 05-03-2007 17:19
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 
Unfortunately... it had to be done. Pete extended outside of the 72" x 72" box and was given a 10 point penalty, thus ending his vacuum dancing career... forever... 'tis such a tragedy to be told.

Courtneyb1023 05-03-2007 17:19
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 
oh vacuum, how i love thee...

Rich Wong 05-03-2007 17:21
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 
Beep, beep, beep. Gong!

Announcer, “Mr. Kieselbach, I am sorry to inform you that all three judges have disqualified you from the Rock-N-Roll Dance competition for violating rule G12.34,56.78, “Robotic dance partner must dance autonomously without the aid of external power sources.”

EddieMcD 05-03-2007 17:44
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 
Dance Judge: "Pete was excellent, but the vacuum sucked."

efoote868 05-03-2007 19:02
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 
Inspired by the series "Will It Blend", pete decided to try out a new thing... "Will It Suck". Oddly enough, it did.

KathieK 05-03-2007 19:53
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 
Does he do windows, too?

Hiteak 05-03-2007 20:34
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 
See what you can build with spare pneumatic parts!

taylort 06-03-2007 00:05
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 
MUST...CLEAN...FIELD...

skimoose 06-03-2007 20:14
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 
Pete shows his Gracious Professionalism moments after being yellow carded for a flagarant rules violation. Unreasonable entanglement hazard. :rolleyes:

Cuog 06-03-2007 20:27
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 
Ok I know we said think outside the box but you went too far twice, first that cord is waaay outside the magic 72x72 box second, the human player is not allowed to dance out on the field. I'd have to say its a 10 outta 10 for style, but minus several million for good thinking.

<not entry>Any Idea what movie(and perhaps book) that last part is from? :D</not entry>

thegathering 06-03-2007 22:20
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 
"Perhaps I can get this vacuum cleaner to follow my head in autonomous if I angle the light just right.."

LordTalps 06-03-2007 22:24
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 
A vacuum weighs more than air, TAKE THAT GRAVITY!

Pavan Dave 07-03-2007 00:01
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 
Ladies and Gentlemen, My date tonight and guest MC for the next match.

Mister_Juggles 08-03-2007 17:54
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 
Only the amazing "I Can't Believe It's Not A Street-Sweeper!" both cleans AND shines those hard to reach places. Here, you can even use it on your own head! Behold!

*Ooooh!* *Aaaah!* <------(Audience)

raymaniac 08-03-2007 18:03
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 
"Ok mom, I finished cleaning. Can I go out and play now?"

whlspacedude 09-03-2007 12:37
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 
This is a good example of a bad ramp.

EricH 11-03-2007 01:36
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cuog (Post 592187)
I'd have to say its a 10 outta 10 for style, but minus several million for good thinking.

<not entry>Any Idea what movie(and perhaps book) that last part is from? :D</not entry>
<not entry> The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, perhaps?</not entry>

MissInformation 11-03-2007 03:25
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 
The real reason FIRST mentors are not asked to do infomercials:

Pete: "You folks are going to love this product, back by popular demand, it slices, it dices..."

Producer: "Will someone tell that idiot he's trying to sell a vacuum not Ginsu knives!!!"

SizzelChest330 12-03-2007 03:02
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 
(Jingle)... I wouldnt clean those bathrooms... and I wouldnt have to vacuum.. if I only had some hair! (/Jingle) :D

Billfred 12-03-2007 15:18
Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #139
 
Alright, I put the blame for this one entirely on the state of Florida. Who else could keep a guy who has to drive eight hours in their state until nearly 4:00 PM?

First place goes to:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Al Skierkiewicz
So all this time, Pete had the placebo from 1997. (FYI for you youngsters, in 1997 there was a robotic vacuum cleaner that would drive around whenever three robots could not play on the field. The vacuum couldn't score any points but it could play defense against the other two robots.) Pete, I guess 10 years is long enough for the statute of limitations.
Second place goes to:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Koko Ed
MAN:Forget the Roomba.
Who cares about the Scooba?
You want real innovation? Check this beauty out! You just click the button down here and move it back and forth with your arm and upper body. Not only are you cleaning your house but you are also burning away those unwanted calories. It's two inventions in one!How that's kids?
KIDS: Ooooooooooh!
Honorable mentions go to:

1) Pavan
2) boiler
3) Barry Bonzack
4) JaneYoung
5) MissInformation
6) Joe Matt
7) InfernoX14
8) Rich Wong
9) EddieMcD
10) efoote868
11) KathieK
12) LordTalps (1885)
13) Cuog
14) thegathering

And the burn award....

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mister_Juggles
Only the amazing "I Can't Believe It's Not A Street-Sweeper!" both cleans AND shines those hard to reach places. Here, you can even use it on your own head! Behold!

*Ooooh!* *Aaaah!* <------(Audience)
Which means the scores are...

Code:
Rich Wong    87
EddieMcD    85
MissInformation    78
Wayne Doenges    77
Boiler    77
JaneYoung    74
Al Skierkiewicz    72
Steve W    61
Koko Ed    56
Mocat1530    54
Lukevanoort    54
Cuog    54
KathieK    53
GaryV1188    53
Skimoose    51
InfernoX14    48
EricS-Team180    47
Cody Carey    45
Hiteak    45
Jay H 237    38
Andy Baker    36
Dave Scheck    36
T. Hoffman    34
Dlavery    33
Andrew Blair    29
efoote868    29
Joe Matt    29
Goober!!!    29
Mister_Juggles    25
EricH    24
Greg Needel    23
Rich Kressly    22
Icurtis    22
KenWittlief    21
KelliV    21
Michelle Celio    20
“Big Mike”    18
Arefin Bari    18
Raymaniac    18
Gary Dillard    17
BlondeNerd    17
Jgjedi10    17
Schnabel    17
Dorienne    16
Kyle A    16
Thegathering    15
Rohith Surampudi    13
Jessica Boucher    12
Barry Bonzack    12
Nehalita    12
Artdutra04    11
taylort    11
Dylan    10
Lil' Lavery    9
Dhoizner    9
Alex Cormier    9
Elgin Clock    8
65_Xero_Huskie    7
anna~marie    7
Rick Tyler    6
Danielle H    6
Eric W. Jones    5
Imajie    5
Tytus Gerrish    5
Ewankoff    5
Killerofkiller    5
KarenH    4
LordTalps    4
Pavan    4
Conor Ryan    4
trilogism    4
Beth Sweet    3
EricRobodox    3
Tkwetzel    3
1derboy    3
Bcahn836    3
SizzelChest330    3
Budda648    2
Calhounian    2
Daniel Brim    2
Graduns340    2
JBotAlan    2
Jonathan Norris    2
Kyle    2
Matt Krass    2
Mercury Rising    2
Alex Burman    2
Astronouth7303    2
Courtneyb1023    2
Freddy Schurr    2
MattD1Drift    2
Ogre    2
robotcanuck1676    2
Adam Richards    1
AndyB    1
AtalanteStar25    1
Brandon Martus    1
Daisy    1
Djalamose    1
Eldarion    1
eshteyn    1
huff_dragon    1
Jack K.    1
Jeff 888    1
looneylin    1
Miketwalker    1
Team1591    1
tony.dalia.195    1
Wetzel    1
Worldbringer    1
Xzvrw2    1
whlspacedude    1
i_am_Doug    1
Onward!


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