Chief Delphi - CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #140

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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #140

Here we see a student taking a break during a lull in the competition.
He decided to meditate on how better to win the matches.
Unfortunately he fell asleep and missed the rest of the matches.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #140

Try as he might, he just could not get his robot to levitate twelve inches.
Which is surprising; he's levitated other objects before. He is often levitates birds, but nobody seems to notice.

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This team's robot is so good, they don't even need a human player. While others are at their peak stress level, this one relaxes ("out with the bad, in with the good").

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Announcer "and the blue alliance has done it again, all three robots 12 inches off the floor for a bonus of 90 points. wow folks I never thought I'd see the force used in a FIRST event but the blue allaince captian is apparently a master jedi!!"

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::Be one with the robot, I am the robot, the robot will obey me;;

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"The upside is that chicks dig the FIRST hippie look. The downside: everybody always blames you when their robot releases its magic smoke."

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Meditater: "After hours of meditation, I have finally figured it out...All Dave's game hints...they all point to one thing...it's amazing...it's..."
Dave: *snipes meditater* "hehehe it's not going to be that easy"

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Meditation is a fine art, after many years of carefully perfecting the art this firster has decided to use his talents in competition. However as the gaming gods decreed meditation my not be used for game advantage. This FIRSTer has been sitting here for 2 hours meditating and missed three matches, all losses for his team. Let this be a lesson to you all, nothing can get you ahead if your robot isn't finished in time.

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It's still Sunday. ;)

First place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mister_Juggles

The Learn'ed One: "You must always concentrate on the task ahead. You must be prepared for any outcome and every possibility. Once you have learned this, you too can wear the Warning for caution of a dangerous mind."

Student: "But... Why do you wear a bib, O' Learn'ed One?"

The Learn'ed One: "As I said, 'You must be prepared for any outcome and every possibility.' You never know when you are in for a free lobster dinner."

Student: "..."

The Learn'ed One: "I can see you do not yet fully understand the meaning of infinity. Now, back to your studies."

Second place goes to:

Quote:

Originally Posted by iCurtis

Hey, it works for this guy!

Honorable mentions go to:

1) Rich Wong
2) BlondeNerd
3) taylort
4) JBotAlan
5) efoote868
6) boiler
7) Al Skierkiewicz
8) JaneYoung
9) wpdrummer

And the burn award...

Quote:

Originally Posted by GaryV1188

The caution tape was meant to channel his energies during his meditation exercises. Unfortunately it just created a bad hair day.

Which means the scores are...

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Rich Wong    89

EddieMcD    86

Boiler    79

MissInformation    78

Wayne Doenges    78

JaneYoung    76

Al Skierkiewicz    74

Steve W    61

Koko Ed    56

GaryV1188    56

Cuog    55

Mocat1530    54

Lukevanoort    54

KathieK    53

Skimoose    51

InfernoX14    49

EricS-Team180    47

Hiteak    46

Cody Carey    45

Jay H 237    38

Andy Baker    36

Dave Scheck    36

Mister_Juggles    35

T. Hoffman    34

Dlavery    33

efoote868    31

Andrew Blair    29

Joe Matt    29

Goober!!!    29

Icurtis    27

EricH    25

Greg Needel    23

Rich Kressly    22

KenWittlief    21

KelliV    21

Michelle Celio    20

BlondeNerd    19

Raymaniac    19

“Big Mike”    18

Arefin Bari    18

Gary Dillard    17

Jgjedi10    17

Schnabel    17

Dorienne    16

Kyle A    16

Thegathering    15

Rohith Surampudi    13

taylort    13

Jessica Boucher    12

Barry Bonzack    12

Nehalita    12

Artdutra04    11

Dylan    10

Lil' Lavery    9

Dhoizner    9

Alex Cormier    9

Elgin Clock    8

65_Xero_Huskie    8

anna~marie    7

Rick Tyler    6

Danielle H    6

Eric W. Jones    5

Imajie    5

Tytus Gerrish    5

Ewankoff    5

Killerofkiller    5

trilogism    5

KarenH    4

LordTalps    4

Pavan    4

Conor Ryan    4

Beth Sweet    3

EricRobodox    3

Tkwetzel    3

1derboy    3

Bcahn836    3

SizzelChest330    3

Budda648    2

Calhounian    2

Daniel Brim    2

Graduns340    2

JBotAlan    2

Jonathan Norris    2

Kyle    2

Matt Krass    2

Mercury Rising    2

wpdrummer    2

Alex Burman    2

Astronouth7303    2

Courtneyb1023    2

Freddy Schurr    2

MattD1Drift    2

Ogre    2

robotcanuck1676    2

Adam Richards    1

AndyB    1

AtalanteStar25    1

Brandon Martus    1

Daisy    1

Djalamose    1

Eldarion    1

eshteyn    1

huff_dragon    1

i_am_Doug    1

Jack K.    1

Jeff 888    1

looneylin    1

Miketwalker    1

Peter Matteson    1

Team1591    1

tony.dalia.195    1

Wetzel    1

whlspacedude    1

Worldbringer    1

Xzvrw2    1

Onward!