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In US, you watch much Television.

In Soviet Russia, TV watches you!

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Don't forget the first casualty in space, Laika on Sputnik 2 :3

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In Soviet Russia Championships and Atlanta miss you.

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In Soviet Russia, light turns you on

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Yah... I don't think this is the best kind of forum to talk about this kind of stuff on. Maybe a Soviet Russian hating forum or something, but I don't think that a forum with a name "Chief Delphi Robotics Forums" is a great place to bag on the Soviets. Sorry dude, but that is just what I think.

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I think you need to read the rest of the thread. This is most definetly not a "Soviet Russia hating" forum. This is merely meant as a game/joke thread where people post their best "Soviet Russia" jokes, not about Soviet Russia, but using the joke pretext. Read my posts earlier in the thread for the Wikipedia articles explaining the origin of the joke.

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Oh i see.... I get it now...

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As someone who was born in the Soviet Union, I don't appreciate this




































:D

In Soviet Russia computer uses you!

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In Soviet Russia, toilette pees in you.....?

I hope that is right. Well I hope it isn't right too. :p

-John

EDIT:
Oops, I used 'in' and more then 3 words!

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In Soviet Russia, vodka drinks you!

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In Soviet Russia DDR(Dance Dance Revolution) is addicted to you

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In Soviet Russia, battery is limited by your internal resistance.

Also, way too many people do not get the joke.

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These jokes are only funny when the reversal actually makes sense rather than just random switching of subjects and objects. By this I mean, in both sentences, the subject could potentially do whatever it is the verb describes to the object (usually "you"). The best ones change the meaning of either the subject or the verb.
Good example: In California, they say you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, party finds you.
This is funny because it's possible for you to find a party, by searching for a group of people who are dancing and having a good time while it's also possible for a party to find you, when the party is actually a group of corrupt government officials who are looking to squash dissent.
Bad example: In Soviet Russia, pencil write with you.
This sentence is not funny because no definition of the word pencil allows it to write with a person. I simply chose a random sentence, and reversed the subjects and objects with no thoughts about the meaning of the new sentence.

With this cleared up, I now expect the quality of jokes in this thread to improve ten-fold.

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