CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #143
 

Top ten reasons to procrastinate:
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...here's the scores:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/19892

As always, the deadline is theoretically Saturday at midnight EDT.

Go!

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Freshman Animation Unit 15: DONE
Freshman Animation Unit 16: Awaiting fresh hoodie supply

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Haircutting unit: $10,000
Transport for said haircutting unit: Through the roof
Watching freshmen wander into it: Priceless

For everything else, there's Koko Ed...

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Finally after years of searching engineers have found a way to get haircuts, now they just need to find one to give out good haircuts... :)

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Team member: While playing a game of checkers with KoKo Ed all I said was,
'king me' and this is what happened.

Warning - if you play checkers with KoKo Ed, you may get crowned by a robotic arm while he sits and chuckles.

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How many times to I have to tell you that Hoang is NOT a ringer?

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"See, this is what hapens when you forget to wear your forehead protectors."

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Robot: *thinks* "I wonder if these soft robots are built like me?"
Hoang: "Is it just me or is that robot gesturing for me to come over?"
Robot: "Here comes one of them now. I'll just unscrew it's sensory package and look inside"
Hoang: "HELP!! It's trying to take my head off!!!"

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"I went to a robotics competition, and all I got was this stupid hat."

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In the GM Superbowl ad, the fired robot wakes up and finds he didn't make a mistake. In reality, he was canned and went postal.

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"This is an example of what NOT to do when the robot is live."
"Now where did my hair go?"

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Things this machine does not do:
1. Cone of Silence.
2. Matrix-esque data entry.
3. Give the user a permanent.
4. Unscrew the user's head like a bottle cap
5. Administer superior mental powers

Things this machine does do:
1. Makes anyone posing with it look like a total doofus

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #143
 

The X-Cats thought they we're clever combining the human player with the actual robot but that idea was quickly shot down in the Q&A. So it was back to the drawing board for them and hours of expensive and painful surgurey for Hoang.

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This robotic arm actually has speakers, but we can't control what they play. All we've heard so far is something that sounds just like 'I Want to Hold Your Hand' by The Beatles. The only difference isn't a very noticable one. It replaces 'I want to hold your hand' with 'I want to hold your head'

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #143
 

Boom.

Headshot.