Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #144
 

At the Championship, Woodie entertained the crowd by attempting some hypnotism on a volunteer judge.

Woodie, “Now, hold both hands out and juggle these invisible poof-balls and sing “Let Me Entertain You.”

(Silence)

John, Dean, Paul in unison," Let me entertain you
Let me make you smile
Let me do a few tricks
Some old and some new tricks
I’m very versatile........"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #144
 

Woodie- Now look Dean, If I'm going to dance you should to.
Dean- Right...

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #144
 

Ask and ye shall receive, the miracles of gracious professionalism

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #144
 

"Dean isn't the one dressed formally, why isn't he dancing?"

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #144
 

Despite Woodie's efforts, it is against tradition for any royalty of North Dumpling to dance. It simply cannot be done.

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #144
 

"C'mon Woodie, you have to put some hip action into it! Like this..."

Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #144
 

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Due to significance injuries sustained from a clip-board at the Championship, we have to invoke the “I’m recovering from school, a regional, or an injury” rule for BILL!

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/28325?

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Re: CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #144
 

Alright, alright, I'm invoking the Billfred Is Working Way Too Much Rule (obviously). Championships can kill 'ya. ;)

First place goes to:

(And for anyone who saw me playing Heidi in air hockey on Friday night, it should be noted that she beat me. Didn't help her case, trust me. ;))

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) JaneYoung
2) EddieMcD
3) Wayne Doenges
4) skimoose
5) GaryV1188
6) Hiteak
7) efoote868
8) Rich Wong
9) Koko Ed

And the burn award...

Which means the scores are:

Onward!