CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #145
 

It's still Monday! ;)

Here's the scores are:

And the picture:

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/28340

As always, the deadline is theoretically Saturday at midnight.

Go!

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Woodie: Make sure to leave the 15% tip, I did that last year, it's your turn now.

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Dean: Delta just found my Bags, now I can wear something other then jeans.

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Dean: "What are all these charges? Plane ticket NJ --> GA ... long distance phone calls from the Ritz to a VA cell phone? LIBBY KAMEN WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO?"

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Dean:
A speeding ticket for my Segway?
I wasn't speeding, I was just...
are you sure about this?
This is the pits.

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"Gentlemen, you will have to leave now. This is a restricted area and you don't have passes."

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The note reads: "To Dean

I had to leave early. There's a GDC meeting for the 2008 game.

-Dave"

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Dear Uncle Dean,


All i want for my birthday is my own island

Love
Libby


P.s. If I don't get it I'm sending "Big Mike" to bear hug you

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not an entry:

Mike, how did you get a copy of that letter?
[p.s. guys, it's September 24th. Sweet 16!]

/not an entry.

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Dean- Another autograph? All right, wheres that pen...

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Dean: Paul, I hate to say this, but if I wanted a Segway handle, I'd just go down to DEKA.

Paul: OK, how about I make that certificate good for a full Segway built by a team?

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Joke's on you, this is Woddie's Credit Card.

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Guy in yellow -- "Happy belated birthday, Mr. Kamen. It's too late for a gift, but I'll give you this niiiiiiiiiice piece of paper---HA, got you, now you have to pay."

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Dean receives his invitation to the Worlds Worse Dresser event. John gets a howl out of it but the rest of FIRST turn their backs on Dean. Oh the shame of being shunned by those you are attempting to inspire.

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It's a warrant for his arrest for greenlighting those horrid FIRST theme songs.

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Dean: "Yes! After every fourth Championship Event here I get a free Ben and Jerry's ice cream coupon!"

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"Stop laughing! :( "

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After Dean received the bill for the championship he opened his wallet and said, "Do you take cash?"

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It's a warning from an overzealous safety captain:
"I've been watching you Dean...Put on your safety glasses now or face the consequences...":ahh:

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guy in yellow..."now, seriously guys, we don't have to deal with you next year, right?"
Dean:"of course not, next years the water game, we'll be at the aquarium!!!"

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<obviously not an entry>

Actually, this happened to me Friday morning. I was walking onto the Dome floor right beside Dean, and the guard at the door tried to flag him down. Dean, talking with folks, breezed right on by. The guy was still trying to get Dean's attention, so I went over and explained who he was. I guess they believe folks in ref shirts.

</obviously not an entry>

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Security Guard, “Sorry Mr. Kamen, but the traffic officer asked me to give you this ticket for parking you Segway Centaur in a no parking zone.
It was tolled away.
You can reclaim your Segway and they will waive the fines if you let them take a ride on it.”

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Reads script:
Walk over to Paul and pick up paper in which directions will follow.

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"Dean do u like me?
(circle 1)

-yes
-no
-maybe

from: Dave"

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Dean looks at paper, then walks to microphone.

"Next years homework...Talk to your sponsors and have them chip in JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE for the venues next year."

:)

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Mr. Abele: "Next up for bids is a Genuine Dean Kamen. Complete with authentic denim attire, this pioneer of innovation comes packaged with his own Segway and is ready for immediate delivery!"

GA Dome Employee: "How much??"

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Dean: "So THIS is what Paris Hilton is doing right now..."

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Dean, “Wow, I found a golden ticket in this Willy Wonka chocolate bar.
Hmmm…. Do I want a Candy Factory? <smiles> Oh the possibilities.”

<not the entry> This entry idea is really from my kids. :)<not the entry>

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No, I am serious! You have to be out by 7:00PM and everything must be off the floor or we will be forced to charge you for the extra day and keep your deposit.

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Dude in Yellow: "This photograph CLEARLY shows you drinking a 20 oz. Coke out in the commons area. Are you still in possession of said carbonated beverage?

Dean: "Yes, but I bought it inside the GWCC!"

Dude in Yellow: "I'm sorry, sir, I have no way of knowing that. All outside beverages are prohibited inside the Georgia Dome. I'm going to have to ask you to open your Segway saddlebags....."

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"Eggs. Paper towels. 1 bottle of Canola... hey, wait a minute... this isn't the speech I wrote, this is my grocery list."

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This is where I make a joke about no three-page caption contests the week before finals...or something like that.

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) JaneYoung
2) MissInformation
3) Travis Hoffman
4) GaryV1188
5) "Big Mike"
6) taylort
7) artdutra04
8) Al Skierkiewicz
9) Rich Wong's Kids
10) EddieMcD
11) 65_Xero_Huskie
12) BlondeNerd

And the burn award...

Which means the scores are...

Onward!