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Big Mike to Kathie - "Jenny and I gave them your demands, but... well, I don't know how to tell you this, but Dean and Woodie don't really care that you're the Queen of NEMs..."

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Mike: "You guys better do what Jenny says. *looks at gash on his left arm* This chick's got some nails, and she ain't afraid to use 'em!!!!"

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At the tryouts for the NEMO production of Wizard of Oz:

Big Mike: "We represent the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild the lolli..."
Kathie: "I'm sorry Big Mike, I know it's your favorite song, but it's just not going to work, you're just not Munchkin material."

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Jenny, “Alright Mike, your last test for your NEMO Certification; we have a 7-grade class setup in the next room for you to speak to. You have 15 minutes to make your presentation and recruit them for FLL in 2007.”

Kathie, “Mike, remember the three things we talked about?”

Big Mike,” One, remind them that NEMO is not only a fish;
two, no recruiting for Team 25,
and three, no hugging the little kids or their teacher.”

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Tired of low turnouts at recent NEMO presentations, Kathie and Jennie bring out the big guns....

Big Mike: "So let me get this straight. All I've got to do is fill this room with mentors and you'll buy me lunch?"

Kathie: "That's it, Mike. Now just sign that contract and get to it. Lunch will be on us."

Big Mike: "I hope you know what you're doing, I'm pretty hungry."

Jennie (thinking to herself): "Wow are you good, Kathie. This won't cost us a dime. Mike didn't even see the 'No Bearhug' clause." :p

NEMO, I hope you know what you're doing. I don't think I'd like to see Big Mike upset.... and hungry. :eek:

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"Whatever they're debating on, you can be sure of one thing: Big Mike will always be in agreement with Jenny Beatty. Why, you ask? Well everybody knows Jenny would pwn Mike if he ever got out of line."

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Alright, so I invoked the Billfred Is Working Way Too Much Rule. Slogging through the Facebook email notifications that forty-something people wrote on my wall yesterday is hard work! ;)

First place, which certainly gets two thumbs up, goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) JaneYoung
2) Al Skierkiewicz
3) InfernoX14
4) Travis Hoffman
5) Rich Wong
6) KathieK
7) Wayne Doenges
8) EddieMcD*
9) EricH
* I would love to see that picture.

And the burn award...

Which means the scores are...

Onward!

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If only there was someone with wicked awesome photoshop skills within shouting distance...