CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #149
 

Ah, 149. The first room I lived in on campus.

Here's the scores:

And the picture, chosen as it is Mother's Day here in the States (and because I think I have enough time to lay low before venturing again to the Mid-Atlantic to hopefully avoid a water bottle to the head ;)):

http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/25908

As always, the deadline is at some unknown point following Saturday at midnight.

Go!

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KathieK and company listens as Big Mike explains this year's freshman involvement, which includes rubberbands and water bottles (pictured front). Big Mike explains that four rubber bands are needed to complete the task. KathieK quietly disagrees, believing the number should be 5.

(IDK..... Can't think of much else...)

Jacob

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Big Mike:

Ok NEMS, listen up - Plan A needs some work -
so far we've got
- no keys
- our caterer is lost, somewhere
- when I turned on the lights in the hallway, there was a big pop and everything went dark

I think we're doing good.

so Plan B,
Jenny, do you have any
- keys
- snacks
- or a flashlight in your pockets?

Kathie, why are you looking at me like that?

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OK,guys, check your numbers to see who gets bearhugged first!

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"Ok, we'll kidnap the Statue of Liberty and hold it over a fire. We'll post the pictures online. Then we'll go and get money from the government. It's like Carmen Sandiego meets the MOE sticks for fundraising."

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Sorry I have to...

"Mike, your ideas are so inspiring that we just can't help but look up to you"

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Mike: "Alright, look. If you three aren't doing Dean's homework by the time I count three, I'm going to bearhug you. One..."
Jenny: "Assuming that I don't get to you first..."
Mike: "Shut up and get to work. Two..."
Kathie: "Why don't we all just bearhug Mike?"
Mike: *runs* "Three...pant pant...I'll get you later..."

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OK, everyone has their lists? Then let's round up everyone for bearhugs!

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Mike: "Did you hear about the one-armed fisherman that caught one this long?"

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<Mike>
OK,
That's two with cheese, one with pepperoni, five garbage no anchovies and one roboto supremo deluxe special. What is a roboto supremo anyway?

<Jenny>
You use Mountain Dew where ever the recipe calls for water.

<Kathie>
That's not the way we make up north!

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Ok, I need all of you to go and collect all of our water bottles and start covering them with these expensive and extremely sticky covers. Then, we'll sell them as gas replacements!

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(heh only waiakea high students or those who have watched AMV Hell 3 will get this buuuuuttttt)

"IIIIIII am watching you PEEEEEEEEE"

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When RoboMom found out that NEMO was $1880 in the hole instead of having that money in the bank.

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Big Mike: Fish, beef, practically all meat. Nuts of all sorts. Basically lots of protein. Maybe you can be as tall as me someday.

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Jenny: "Let me see if I got this straight. Mike is in charge of the bear hugs. Kathie will keep the rubberbands in a safe and secret location until they are needed and the guy in the background will continue to stare at Mike in awe."

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Big Mike to Kathie - "Jenny and I gave them your demands, but... well, I don't know how to tell you this, but Dean and Woodie don't really care that you're the Queen of NEMs..."

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Mike: "You guys better do what Jenny says. *looks at gash on his left arm* This chick's got some nails, and she ain't afraid to use 'em!!!!"

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At the tryouts for the NEMO production of Wizard of Oz:

Big Mike: "We represent the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild the lolli..."
Kathie: "I'm sorry Big Mike, I know it's your favorite song, but it's just not going to work, you're just not Munchkin material."

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Jenny, “Alright Mike, your last test for your NEMO Certification; we have a 7-grade class setup in the next room for you to speak to. You have 15 minutes to make your presentation and recruit them for FLL in 2007.”

Kathie, “Mike, remember the three things we talked about?”

Big Mike,” One, remind them that NEMO is not only a fish;
two, no recruiting for Team 25,
and three, no hugging the little kids or their teacher.”

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Tired of low turnouts at recent NEMO presentations, Kathie and Jennie bring out the big guns....

Big Mike: "So let me get this straight. All I've got to do is fill this room with mentors and you'll buy me lunch?"

Kathie: "That's it, Mike. Now just sign that contract and get to it. Lunch will be on us."

Big Mike: "I hope you know what you're doing, I'm pretty hungry."

Jennie (thinking to herself): "Wow are you good, Kathie. This won't cost us a dime. Mike didn't even see the 'No Bearhug' clause." :p

NEMO, I hope you know what you're doing. I don't think I'd like to see Big Mike upset.... and hungry. :eek:

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"Whatever they're debating on, you can be sure of one thing: Big Mike will always be in agreement with Jenny Beatty. Why, you ask? Well everybody knows Jenny would pwn Mike if he ever got out of line."

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Alright, so I invoked the Billfred Is Working Way Too Much Rule. Slogging through the Facebook email notifications that forty-something people wrote on my wall yesterday is hard work! ;)

First place, which certainly gets two thumbs up, goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to:

1) JaneYoung
2) Al Skierkiewicz
3) InfernoX14
4) Travis Hoffman
5) Rich Wong
6) KathieK
7) Wayne Doenges
8) EddieMcD*
9) EricH
* I would love to see that picture.

And the burn award...

Which means the scores are...

Onward!

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If only there was someone with wicked awesome photoshop skills within shouting distance...