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CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #153
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EddieMcD 115http://www.chiefdelphi.com/media/photos/23289 As always, the deadline is (theoretically) Saturday at midnight EDT. Go! |
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![]() GREG: For my next Battlebot I intend to defeat my opponents by confusing them when I place a robot on the field that is already in pieces and they won't know what to do and will give up! It's brilliant! |
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"Hey Andy, you call this an omni wheel?!!?"
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Greg attempts to once again explain simple mechanics to the animators, who still dont get it.
<not part of entry>and I would know :D </not part of entry> |
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There used to be this stuff known as 16mm film and it came on a reel that looked just like this. I swear!! Ask any of the old guys they'll tell you. You know Al, Wayne, Steve, maybe even Dan Green!
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![]() Yeeeaaahhhhh...so, this sucks. I'm gonna go reinvent it. |
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OK... So, lesson for today. Do not give a freshman the team credit card number to order Mecanum wheels from AndyMark.
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Lets see if you can make a "Greg" button out of this.
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"I can't believe he dressed like that and brought an omni-wheel to prom"
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"So, you programmers, you know what this is?"
"Nope, sorry Greg." "It is...YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE!!!!!!" ":eek:" "I knew you'd like it." |
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Student off camera: "Hey Greg, what are you making?"
Greg: "If everything goes right, I'm going to take this AndyMark TM Omni-Wheel and create a new rack and pinion steering for our new robot." Student off camera: "There is no way you can do that." Greg: That's what they said about the Wright Brothers when they took a bicycle and made an airplane out of it." Quote:
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Act now and we will throw in one wheel for free! You must call within the next 10 minutes! Operators are standing by.
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Hey hey! Instead of pies, can I throw these at Steve Warren at this year's RaChaCha Ruckus fundraiser? Huh huh huh? Can I? Can I? Oh please oh please oh please....
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You want me to build a unicycle bot??? With this?!?
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Hmmmm... my next BattleBot: The Spinning Omni-Wheel of Death!
mmmmuahahahahahaha! AB |
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Greg's Show 'n' Tell
Ok boys and girls - listen up - here's the nuts and bolts of it: t-h-i-s is a wheel... not just any wheel. This is the wheel that's going to take you places. Trust me, I know. |
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Greg: Okay Andy, done installing the video camera and wireless transmitter into the omniwheel.
Andy G.: Great! Now all we have to do is slip it into Beatty's toolbox on Saturday in Atlanta while they're off winning another national title. Then next year, we'll know exactly what they're doing, so we can build the perfect defensive robot, and finally take the gold away from those pesky midwesterners! |
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Friends, step right up, for a limited time only you too can have this here wheel for only $29.95 plus shipping and handling, don't delay as this offer is limited and these will sell out fast...
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Greg, “The next item I would like to review with the team is
the use of these omni wheels vs. the mecaaacan, I meant meccanan, ah ... meccacan, ah ... macanun, no... it's mecaman. Oh just use omni wheels.” |
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"Okay, which one of you wiseguys used metric fasteners?"
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"hey guys see this omni wheel? In addition to it's maneuverability it also doubles as a robo-ninja throwing star....hmmm I wonder how hard I need to throw it to reach South Carolina."
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Wrong direction, Needel. :p |
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The latest development and discoveries in omni-wheels shows that if anybody takes the time to build these need to get a life. I didn't make this. No, it was the animators.
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"Unfortunately, one of the students mistook the wheel for a dartboard. Greg had his safety glasses on, but his forehead protectors were nowhere to be found. Now the doctors have to remove needle-headed darts from Greg Needel's head."
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Greg: "Uh, guys, wasn't this wheel supposed to be on the robot?"
Student: "We had to fix something, we'll put it back on soon." Greg: "Ship date was two days ago." |
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"The wheels on the 'bot go 'round and 'round, 'round and 'round, 'round and 'round
The wheels on the 'bot go 'round and 'round All through the town |
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Greg: Who ordered this thing.
Someone else: Oh, we got it from 25. Greg: Wait seriously? You got this from 25? Someone else: Yeah, whats so strange about that? Greg: Why would a team as bright as 25 give up such something that gives such wicked awesome back massages. Much better than Pint Sized Chaos' Someone else:... |
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Homer Simpson voice: "MMmmmmm...Omni's.....*droool*"
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The peak of nerdidity: Listening to Dean Simmons and the Kamens, playing air guitar with an omniwheel and using a metric wrench as a pick. While wearing safety glasses (although, true to his rock 'n roll rebel nature, he is wearing tinted ones), no less. I'm sure he'll pick up a joystick and use it as a microphone.
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If anyone mentions anything to me about the "No tinted safety glasses" rule, I'll throw this at them.
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Greg practices his latest lame pickup line, "Hey girls, wanna check out my wheels?"
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Alright, alright, I slacked off. After my trip from Columbia to DC to Boston to Worcester to Boston, I was beat.
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1) Koko Ed 2) Andrew Blair 3) BlondeNerd 4) artdutra04 5) EddieMcD 6) Greg Needel 7) Hiteak 8) InfernoX14 9) EricH 10) Travis Hoffman 11) Andy Baker 12) Barry Bonzack 13) iCurtis And the burn award... Quote:
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EddieMcD 117 |
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