CD's Unofficial Caption Contest #162
 

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Here are the scores:

And the picture:

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As always, the deadline is theoretically Saturday at midnight EDT.

Go!

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Even in South America, home of some of the world's best coffee, there's no antidote for staying up all night playing Halo.

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The robots rush the drivers' station and demand to play a different game.

Robots: " *beep* *boop* Human weakling - we will play FIRST Frenzy, or our arms will flail wildly and scare your women and children!!! *beep* *click* *boop*"

Will Robinson - Robot Operator: "*YAWWWWWWWWN* We humans are stuck with this Triple Play field, so you'll just have to deal with it too."

Robots: "That does not compute. Danger, Will Robinson, danger!!! Warning! Warning! Our arms are flailing wildly!!!!................" :rolleyes:

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Yawning kid: "Ho hum, another one of those boring autonomous modes where no robot even moves. Wake me when it's over."

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Yawning Student: "If they took all this time to set up a field I suppose we could play a game. WHERE'S MY MT. DEW!?!?!?!?"

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Student: *Yawwwwwnnnnnnnnn*... "why can't our autonomous mode be as cool as those 6 robots that hung all those tubes, or the one who can hang 2 tubes??"

*Student quickly realizes that he has gone back in time and lowers his voice*

Student" "Dang i better not tell anyone i saw that... but i guess i'll have an edge up on everyone now..."

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<yawn>
The golden ball's magic is wearing off too soon!
Hurry, bring the new battery before I fall over...
</yawn>

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Yawning Kid: *yaaaaaawn* The field's broken..... again......

Mentor in the back: Great job, there.
Student in the back: What? I didn't do anything!

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*Yawn* This game is SO 2 years ago!

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Guy in center-left, speaking: "Eu quero dizê-lo sobre o professionalism gracious".

Guy at far left: "Si, é o que é"

Guy at far right (loudly) "O solo Mioooo..!"


[Not part of entry] How cool is that, to do something like that, there, as a high school kid?[/npoe]

Don

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And once more, this is what happens when the driver forgets to drink at least 5 cans of Mountain Dew in the morning after a long night of playing video games and partying at their hotel.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTT TT!!!!!!! ... Wait, thats tomorrow. ... Nothing to see here guys.

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Yawning Kid: No we can't play another game guys. I'm -YAWWWN- tired

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The yawn heard 'round the world. Even two years later it was still contagious

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Two people in white shirts: Okay, see that guy with the camera over there? We are going to do something with our robot to guarantee that we get ourselves in that CD caption contest. How about we take a vision tetra and....DARN, now that yawning kid is going to be the focus of all the captions!

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I am not yawning, I am just so wowed out at all the cool stuff in Brazil. Who would of thought that a country that does a great job at Carnival could have all this too. I have got to get a tape and start learning Portugese. Brazil Rocks!

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Kid to the right of the yawning kid: And here's how you open the claw. (opens mouth wide) You try it.
Yawning kid: *YAWWN*
Kid to the right: OK, you can stop now. Seriously, dude...the match is going to start...

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<npoe>it's a longshot, but here goes...</npoe>


Yawning Dude: "Man, i just got here and they already expect me to drive?!?!?! I'm tired... And hungry... That magic golden ball of ours looks good. Looks like a twinkie. Wait, no, an orange. Now I want an orange. Hey! Human player, get me an orange. Go ask around the pits, i'm sure someone has an orange. What? Tele-op mode already? Sorry strategist. HEY! IT WONT DRIVE! Why is it disabled? And why are we getting penalties????"

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"This match is about as exciting as watching grass grow."

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1st guy in white shirt: "So, you just told the NJ kid he had to flip his 'bots gyro chip upside down 'cause he's in the southern hemisphere!?!

2nd guy in white shirt: "Yeah" <snicker>

555 kid: Ohhhh!!!!

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they sure have balls in jersey.

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"We're not sure who fell asleep first: the hamster powering the robot, or the robot's driver. Either way, she ain't going nowhere."

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After every robot was disabled, the match got pretty boring.

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Preview of the very first FIRST Musical:

"I Don't Know How To Drive It" (to the tune of "I Don't Know How To Love Him") In this scene a young man is going through some existential angst...

"I don't know how to drive it.
What to do, how to move it.
Mobility's been changed, it's really strange.
In these past few hours, when I've seen the game,
it seems like something else.
I don't know how they drive theirs.
I don't see why it moves them.
It's a bot. It's just a bot.
And I've had so many bots before,
In very many ways,
It's just one more.
Should I move it right?
Should I bring it back?
Should I climb the ramp,
Place one on the rack?
I never thought I'd come to this.
What's FIRST all about?"

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"Oh, wow, is *that* how the game's supposed to be played?"

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Sorry about the delay, everyone--I've been working hard on the 2007 edition of the Preston Facebook, a task that has literally consumed my free time between last Friday and this coming Wednesday. It may well be the most convincing case of the Billfred Is Working Way Too Much Rule in some time.

First place goes to:

Second place goes to:

Honorable mentions go to...

1) boiler
2) Tim Delles
3) GaryVoshol
4) JaneYoung
5) MissInformation
6) raymaniac
7) joshsmithers
8) Don Rotolo
9) Nuttyman54
10) Travis Hoffman
11) EddieMcD
12) KathieK

And the burn award...

Which means the scores are...

Onward!